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I fucking hate mark lawrenson, trying to be all smart and trendy. He must have found himself a personal stylist. It was just a few years ago his face resembled a ball bag minus the balls.

Garth crooks voted for trump.

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15 minutes ago, Extremecunt said:

I fucking hate mark lawrenson, trying to be all smart and trendy. He must have found himself a personal stylist. It was just a few years ago his face resembled a ball bag minus the balls.

Garth crooks voted for trump.

It's always the Jocks that cause all the trouble, their national team hasn't played in a major tournament for nearly 20 years and have a league which is basically pointless.

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22 minutes ago, applescruff14 said:

England 1-2 Scotland 

Looks like england are playing a bunch of faggots. That kit is horrid. This is how the government pussifies its subjects. No wonder there's so many faggots in Britain. 

Forced faggot propoganda.

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Just now, Extremecunt said:

Looks like england are playing a bunch of faggots. That kit is horrid. This is how the government pussifies its subjects. No wonder there's so many faggots in Britain. 

Forced faggot propoganda.

As long as England don't lose, I can handle a draw even if it means coming from behind.

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35 minutes ago, applescruff14 said:

The Tampax has scored.

Next time he scores and runs around with his tongue hanging out. Someone should stick a narna in his hole. 

Carlton palmer was a cunt.

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2 minutes ago, applescruff14 said:

How he ever got one cap is beyond science ? Just hope that second goal will see off Scotland.

Apple! Are you statto?

You know your sports.

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13 hours ago, applescruff14 said:

So boo the English anthem and throw something at an England player, the Scottish are just troublemakers yet it's the English that gets the stick for bad behaviour.

You're a very sad and bitter little man, Scruff, I don't know if anyone has ever mentioned that?

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22 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

You're a very sad and bitter little man, Scruff, I don't know if anyone has ever mentioned that?

You can't be that sure of yourself if you're wondering if anyone has ever told me, you've never met me so pointless making statements.

I didn't say anything that wasn't true, it's like 1977 at Wembley when the Scottish trashed the pitch, if that had been England fans we would have been banned from playing internationals for five years.

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On 01/08/2016 at 1:57 PM, Your_Mum said:

I don't remember reading a nom on these cuntbreeds but surely one has been done before!!! My apologies if it has. I will fess up to being a Royal cunty if it indeed has.

Right, football pundits. Recent one that melted my cunting brain to almost break down suicide point. The England job. Rio Ferdinand who has never managed a team apart from the disabled 11 in the disabled cup where 6 teams enter and all 6 teams win anyway with a prize of a pack of Space Invader Crisps each. He says "I would do it". The holy grail of a job and that cunty just puts it out there that he would have a little spin at the job. Is he back on the weed again this cunty.

These ex players think they have the right to walk into a top job. Cunts. Why!!! Just because they was born with a talent to do the completely different skill of playing football. Managing and playing, worlds a fucking part. Little cunt good at football wins trophie because he was lucky enough to take instructions under a person good at management. Ryan (slipping dick into brothers wife) Giggs wanted the United job just because Fergie won loads of trophies there. Would he be considered the manager there if Fergie was sacked and a new manager won fuck all. Little arrogant cunts.

Then you have the granddaddy pure cunty cunt wankers of them all. The FAILED managers commenting on current managers who has won big trophies, telling them what they should be doing. Cunts

Nobody gives a shit about football on here...just fuck off you working class pleb.

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2 hours ago, applescruff14 said:

You can't be that sure of yourself if you're wondering if anyone has ever told me, you've never met me so pointless making statements.

I didn't say anything that wasn't true, it's like 1977 at Wembley when the Scottish trashed the pitch, if that had been England fans we would have been banned from playing internationals for five years.

I wish they would ban Scotland from fucking internationals, it's not like we're ever going to qualify for anything ever again. It would spare the repeated humiliation of losing to two-bob, third-rate, no-hope nations who get knocked out of tournaments by the likes of Iceland.

At least you have the Ashes. Gordon Strachan is a cunt.

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4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I wish they would ban Scotland from fucking internationals, it's not like we're ever going to qualify for anything ever again. It would spare the repeated humiliation of losing to two-bob, third-rate, no-hope nations who get knocked out of tournaments by the likes of Iceland.

At least you have the Ashes. Gordon Strachan is a cunt.

I'm not anti-Scottish or anything as I've always got on alright with the ones I've met. I think Scotland could beat England in the return fixture in June. I actually saw Gordon Strachan playing for Leeds at Selhurst Park, many moons ago now.

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1 minute ago, applescruff14 said:

I'm not anti-Scottish or anything as I've always got on alright with the ones I've met. I think Scotland could beat England in the return fixture in June. I actually saw Gordon Strachan playing for Leeds at Selhurst Park, many moons ago now.

I watched Strachan play many times for Aberdeen and Celtic, and have consequently hated the raisin-faced sheep-shagging dwarf cunt from the very get go. My disillusionment with the national side began in '78 with Ally's Tartan Army, and they've been pretty much dead to me ever since.

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On 13/11/2016 at 11:09 AM, Cuntybaws said:

I watched Strachan play many times for Aberdeen and Celtic, and have consequently hated the raisin-faced sheep-shagging dwarf cunt from the very get go. My disillusionment with the national side began in '78 with Ally's Tartan Army, and they've been pretty much dead to me ever since.

I think he will still be in charge for the return fixture in June, if England cave in as easy as they did last night than Scotland have a chance.

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