Eddie Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 A certain fat cunt in the office eagerly describes his weekend horizontal jousting conquests on a Monday morning. He paints a beautiful picture in vivid detail despite no one on the desk showing the slightest interest. This morning however he surpassed himself by showing before and after photos. The before photo offered a smartly dressed, quite nicely made up old boot, not too bad. The morning after photo can only be described as showing a crack whores mug shot. His jizz must Be the reverse formula of oil of ulay as this women now resembled Zelda from the Terrahawks. Vile, vile fat git. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 Just now, Eddie said: A certain fat cunt in the office eagerly describes his weekend horizontal jousting conquests on a Monday morning. He paints a beautiful picture in vivid detail despite no one on the desk showing the slightest interest. This morning however he surpassed himself by showing before and after photos. The before photo offered a smartly dressed, quite nicely make up old boot, not too bad. The morning after photo can only be described as showing a crack whores mug shot. His jizz must Be the reverse formula of oil of ulay as this women now resembled Zelda from the Terrahawks. Vile, vile fat git. Harsh, but more than fare, Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: A certain fat cunt in the office eagerly describes his weekend horizontal jousting conquests on a Monday morning. He paints a beautiful picture in vivid detail despite no one on the desk showing the slightest interest. This morning however he surpassed himself by showing before and after photos. The before photo offered a smartly dressed, quite nicely make up old boot, not too bad. The morning after photo can only be described as showing a crack whores mug shot. His jizz must Be the reverse formula of oil of ulay as this women now resembled Zelda from the Terrahawks. Vile, vile fat git. Are you a low grade civil servant ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Are you a low grade civil servant ? I wish, me and fatty work at furniture land. Come down, there's no veneer in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: I wish, me and fatty work at furniture land. Come down, there's no veneer in here. How awful and truly ghastly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 He's not interested unless there's queer in here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 48 minutes ago, Gurt said: He's not interested unless there's queer in here Pinkape is a strange one, only slightly less gay than his white skinny Jean wearing, jimmy somerville looking alter ego big gay Frank who is dying of the aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Fatty said: Harsh, but more than fare, Cunt Bet you never even wake up to a fat one, lardy lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 21 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Bet you never even wake up to a fat one, lardy lad. No, but he wakes up with a chubby every morning... Gloria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 17 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Bet you never even wake up to a fat one, lardy lad. She was kinda tidy in the dim lighting, but very scarry in daylight!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 She looked like she had been dunking apples in a deep fat fryer and smelt like a piss head's carpet, her flaps were like John Waynes saddle bags etc etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 The Swordsman in question in the OP needs taking down a peg or two. Next Monday if he starts in with his gross tales of sexual derring-do, just tell him you didn't realise FedEx delivered from Manila at the weekend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Your_Mum Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Next Monday, just say to this fat fucking stain "I would believe that you fuck a new lingerie model every night of the week, if you told me your fav position is to eat 14 pies off her naked body. You cunt" Please note that you could say at the end "You fat cunt" instead of "You cunt" if it feels right... and if you won't lose your job selling dildo's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Thinny said to fatty "My your such a slob Your stomach is so huge that it must obscure your knob Doesn't it get in the way when you are on the job?" Said Fatty "I'm a girlie!" - and smashed him in the gob 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 19 hours ago, Eddie said: Pinkape is a strange one, only slightly less gay than his white skinny Jean wearing, jimmy somerville looking alter ego big gay Frank who is dying of the aids. not dying fast enough for most peoples taste.....he has been shown how to end the pain and shame many times here but still fails to follow good advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 50 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Thinny said to fatty "My your such a slob Your stomach is so huge that it must obscure your knob Doesn't it get in the way when you are on the job?" Said Fatty "I'm a girlie!" - and smashed him in the gob Your best work yet jiggers. I'm slowly warming to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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