Earl of Punkape Posted August 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 6 hours ago, Snatch said: He de-rails other threads with his gay obsession then complains when his thread goes off track. Which threads do anyway. You've not addressed the thread title at all, although your literacy level won't help..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 6 hours ago, Punkape said: You've not addressed the thread title at all, although your literacy level won't help..... I mentioned services two posts back you fucking knob. Anyway,what do you need Motorway Services for apart from illicit business? You don't even have a car or do they supply one on benefits now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 On 07/08/2016 at 7:42 PM, Punkape said: There are 2 however that buck the trend and are both owned by the same progressive outfit. Both Tebay in Cumbria and Gloucester services are Farmshops and have a totally different ethos putting the customer first. I pass Gloucester Services regularly but have never visited. I'm told the place has a low chav count. By curious coincidence I'll be passing through this weekend coming off at jct 13 just a few miles down the M5 so I'll pop in this time just for the hell of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 13 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I pass Gloucester Services regularly but have never visited. I'm told the place has a low chav count. By curious coincidence I'll be passing through this weekend coming off at jct 13 just a few miles down the M5 so I'll pop in this time just for the hell of it. It's very different and although not cheap they usually have some special offers in the food hall. The meat counter is superb. There are no Kenfucky Chicken or Burger concessions so fewer obese cunts or Chavs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 On 09/08/2016 at 10:29 AM, Punkape said: It's very different and although not cheap they usually have some special offers in the food hall. The meat counter is superb. There are no Kenfucky Chicken or Burger concessions so fewer obese cunts or Chavs. Is the 5 item breakfast fryup served with a truffle jus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 On 09/08/2016 at 10:13 AM, Mrs Roops said: I pass Gloucester Services regularly but have never visited. I'm told the place has a low chav count. By curious coincidence I'll be passing through this weekend coming off at jct 13 just a few miles down the M5 so I'll pop in this time just for the hell of it. That'll up the chav level then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 On 09/08/2016 at 10:13 AM, Mrs Roops said: I pass Gloucester Services regularly but have never visited. I'm told the place has a low chav count. By curious coincidence I'll be passing through this weekend coming off at jct 13 just a few miles down the M5 so I'll pop in this time just for the hell of it. On 09/08/2016 at 10:29 AM, Punkape said: It's very different and although not cheap they usually have some special offers in the food hall. The meat counter is superb. There are no Kenfucky Chicken or Burger concessions so fewer obese cunts or Chavs. It's certainly different, for one thing the site's architect is a fan of J.R.R.Tolkien. Very Mid-Glos boho chic. The car park is replete with smart and new cars, no twenty year old white transit vans laden with stolen drain covers. The food is not typical of your average motorway station fayre. Organic is the norm. The staff are mainly pretty young things and hipsters festooned in smart black pinnies. The farm shop prices are outrageous. If you are a well-heeled guardinista you'll love it. The toilets are smart, immaculate and high-tec. Above all, no chavs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: It's certainly different, for one thing the site's architect is a fan of J.R.R.Tolkien. Very Mid-Glos boho chic. The car park is replete with smart and new cars, no twenty year old white transit vans laden with stolen drain covers. The food is not typical of your average motorway station fayre. Organic is the norm. The staff are mainly pretty young things and hipsters festooned in smart black pinnies. The farm shop prices are outrageous. If you are a well-heeled guardinista you'll love it. The toilets are smart, immaculate and high-tec. Above all, no chavs! ...at least, there weren't until.... Oh, gypps has already done that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 On 8/7/2016 at 7:42 PM, Punkape said: These organisations are fucking disgrace with overpriced fuel, marked-up concessions, shoddy service and cash machines that charge to get your own cash out. The thick mongrel staff are either lobotomised, gormless or from some 3rd world shithole. There are 2 however that buck the trend and are both owned by the same progressive outfit. Both Tebay in Cumbria and Gloucester services are Farmshops and have a totally different ethos putting the customer first. All the others motorway services are cunts and should be bulldozed and the owners and staff gassed like badgers. Quite the little tearaway aren't you PunkBitch, take a packed lunch with you man when on long trips and avoid these cunt factories.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 2 hours ago, scotty said: ...at least, there weren't until.... Oh, gypps has already done that one. I noticed the little dig Roops made at Gyps concerning Transit vans and drain covers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: I noticed the little dig Roops made at Gyps concerning Transit vans and drain covers. Yeah, fucking racist admins.... *whistles* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: It's certainly different, for one thing the site's architect is a fan of J.R.R.Tolkien. Very Mid-Glos boho chic. The car park is replete with smart and new cars, no twenty year old white transit vans laden with stolen drain covers. The food is not typical of your average motorway station fayre. Organic is the norm. The staff are mainly pretty young things and hipsters festooned in smart black pinnies. The farm shop prices are outrageous. If you are a well-heeled guardinista you'll love it. The toilets are smart, immaculate and high-tec. Above all, no chavs! Hope you're in agreement that these services are a cut above the more peasanty ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 On 07/08/2016 at 7:42 PM, Punkape said: The thick mongrel staff are either lobotomised, gormless or from some 3rd world shithole. To be fair, they're not all from fucking Manchester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Has anycunt else noticed the sex shops on the A1, near Leicester? I can only assume they're an anti- murder of prostitutes initiative, aimed at lorry drivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Has anycunt else noticed the sex shops on the A1, near Leicester? I can only assume they're an anti- murder of prostitutes initiative, aimed at lorry drivers. No doubt you went in and bought yourself a blow up David Furnish. lol. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 14 minutes ago, Punkape said: No doubt you went in and bought yourself a blow up David Furnish. lol. lol. Fuck off, Jeffrey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: No doubt you went in and bought yourself a blow up David Furnish. Are they any good spunky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 On 14/08/2016 at 8:04 PM, Ollyboro said: Has anycunt else noticed the sex shops on the A1, near Leicester? I can only assume they're an anti- murder of prostitutes initiative, aimed at lorry drivers. There's a few further north on the A1 as well, one or two appear to have shut down within a year or so... there must still be too many prozzies to bury out there.. On 14/08/2016 at 8:25 PM, I know that Cunt said: Are they any good spunky? He only shags the valve you're supposed to use to blow it up with, it's the only way he can touch the sides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 On Sunday, August 07, 2016 at 8:09 PM, mothra said: This country needs coves like this Punkape person you speak of It isn't a person. It's a failed experiment that managed to escape from Huntingdon Life Sciences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 On Tuesday, August 09, 2016 at 10:29 AM, Punkape said: The meat counter is superb. That comment has clearly demolished that little closet you hide away in. Well done you fucking shit stabbing mincer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 You're just another Gerbil abuser..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 On 08/08/2016 at 9:08 AM, Punkape said: I know. Sometimes you just have to use rip-off motorway services. The toilets are sometimes in a disgusting state which is utterly intolerable. Bizzarely there is often a sign in the mens saying "female operative on duty". This will usually turn out to be Ding or Snatch in drag....., lol. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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