Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 Princess Eugenie has had the brilliant foresight to announce her daily movements to within the hour, in a magazine... Now the security forces are bricking it for a kidnap attempt until she gets a new "job" Clever girl.... * Not porn, they're still covered up... just... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 Harsh but true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 36 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Princess Eugenie has had the brilliant foresight to announce her daily movements to within the hour, in a magazine... Now the security forces are bricking it for a kidnap attempt until she gets a new "job" Clever girl.... * Not porn, they're still covered up... just... Oh, that's a bit carpet munchery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, r-soles said: Oh, that's a bit carpet munchery! You should see the ones I didn't post... om nom nom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 30 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Princess Eugenie has had the brilliant foresight to announce her daily movements to within the hour, in a magazine... Now the security forces are bricking it for a kidnap attempt until she gets a new "job" Clever girl.... * Not porn, they're still covered up... just... Have you deliberately spelt "Princess" incorrectly, beside the word "thicky"? It's possible, but I fear the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Have you deliberately spelt "Princess" incorrectly, beside the word "thicky"? It's possible, but I fear the worst. Er, yes, deliberate..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 ".....and if you're selling those puppies, I'll have the one with the pink nose." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 Struggling to find a picture or quote from her which looks even vaguely intelligent... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 If Beatrice's hat fetched £81,000 on eBay, just think how much Eugenie's bikini might go for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 Apparently she split from her long term partner, one Dave Clark, just last week. I bet he's feeling glad all over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Apparently she split from her long term partner, one Dave Clark, just last week. I bet he's feeling glad all over. The poor chap must be in bits and pieces. Not to mention reelin' and rockin'. Was MikeD a Dave Clark Five fan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 So the security are shitting bricks over her safety now she has revealed where she works. I don't think she tops the list when it comes to kidnapping or ISIS. I doubt they even know who the fuck she is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, Snatch said: So the security are shitting bricks over her safety now she has revealed where she works. I don't think she tops the list when it comes to kidnapping or ISIS. I doubt they even know who the fuck she is. They do now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 10 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: You should see the ones I didn't post... om nom nom... Ding, my standards are lower than Drew's roof, but seriously, any topless pictures of this horse faced ugly cunt would resemble a dodgy polaroid of a post natal mare's swollen teats. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 3 hours ago, Snatch said: So the security are shitting bricks over her safety now she has revealed where she works. I don't think she tops the list when it comes to kidnapping or ISIS. I doubt they even know who the fuck she is. She is, apparently, eighth-in-line to the throne, so that makes her a big (fnarr fnarr) target for kidnap... I bet if they kidnapped her after a week they'd be paying us to take her back,... 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Ding, my standards are lower than Drew's roof, but seriously, any topless pictures of this horse faced ugly cunt would resemble a dodgy polaroid of a post natal mare's swollen teats. You can't unsee some of the stuff I've seen.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If Beatrice's hat fetched £81,000 on eBay, just think how much Eugenie's bikini might go for. Her bikinis have all been earmarked for the Royal Navy's new aircraft carriers CB. Fuckin keep up dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 50 minutes ago, mothra said: Her bikinis have all been earmarked for the Royal Navy's new aircraft carriers CB. Fuckin keep up dog. That explains why the new carriers won't fit in Portsmouth harbour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: That explains why the new carriers won't fit in Portsmouth harbour. Princess Margaret's shrimp pot is being used instead. The royals have their uses after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 22 minutes ago, mothra said: Princess Margaret's shrimp pot is being used instead. The royals have their uses after all. Would that be scalded shrimp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 27 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Would that be scalded shrimp? ...probably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 7 hours ago, mothra said: ...probably Hello Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 9 hours ago, mothra said: Her bikinis have all been earmarked for the Royal Navy's new aircraft carriers CB. Fuckin keep up dog. Are they the arresters for the new Typhoons then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 2 hours ago, Snatch said: Hello Ratty. Hello snatchers. Good to see you're keeping the riffraff in order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Are they the arresters for the new Typhoons then? No, they're giant life rafts. Each one could have 60 sailors tossing in it if things go tits up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 On 15/08/2016 at 7:37 AM, r-soles said: Oh, that's a bit carpet munchery! Lovely avatar soles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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