camberwell gypsy Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 On 21/08/2016 at 9:51 PM, Cuntybaws said: Baby Oleg makes a plush & luxurious wank sock, if you can tolerate his little button eyes watching you accusingly as you come. I've got this toy. It also comes with a little cuddly toy for Oleg on the shape of a worm. Tell me you don't use that for something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 9 minutes ago, Gurt said: I want Susie Dent to sit on my face and ride it like a horse. As I'm permanently installed in her dirt shoot, I hope you don't mind my balls slapping on your face a bit Yurty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 5 hours ago, Gurt said: I want Susie Dent to sit on my face and ride it like a horse. Get in line, rat boy. You couldn't handle her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Get in line, rat boy. You couldn't handle her. fuck off fingers. I bought her ABC's first album and often get invited look up something in her glossary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Get in line, rat boy. You couldn't handle her. Are you going to shite in her vadge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've got this toy. It also comes with a little cuddly toy for Oleg on the shape of a worm. Tell me you don't use that for something? It's called a grub. It's what constitutes most of gurt's diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 11 hours ago, Gurt said: Are you going to shite in her vadge? It hadn't occurred to me until you mentioned it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheRedsock Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It hadn't occurred to me until you mentioned it. Are you Japanese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 On 21/08/2016 at 10:51 PM, Ape said: Ah, but that's not directly is it? I'm talking some kind of delivery chute - straight from arse to mouth. Do you mean like that Jackass programme where he inhales farts inside a diving helmet then pukes up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Do you mean like that Jackass programme where he inhales farts inside a diving helmet then pukes up? How did you even know this existed? Christ, and I thought I was fucked up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 27, 2016 Report Share Posted August 27, 2016 On 26/08/2016 at 5:41 PM, Cuntybaws said: How did you even know this existed? Christ, and I thought I was fucked up! There's a gimp fart gas mask somewhere lurking in my archives... I'll post it if i find it, might have to ask the mate who sent me it... perfect for stag do's... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 On 26 August 2016 at 5:41 PM, Cuntybaws said: How did you even know this existed? Christ, and I thought I was fucked up! Rest easy, you're definitely completely twisted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 On 26 August 2016 at 1:35 PM, TheRedsock said: Are you Japanese? I hope you get startlingly better very quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 On 21/08/2016 at 9:51 PM, Cuntybaws said: Baby Oleg makes a plush & luxurious wank sock, if you can tolerate his little button eyes watching you accusingly as you come. I see that four meerkats are missing and presumed dead after the fire at London Zoo yesterday. Good. Shame about Misha the aardvark, but that's collateral damage for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 I understand that Droopsilla the performing flea also died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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