Guest Ollyboro Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 Channel 7 used to be called BBC3, until the Beeb got so fucking embarrassed by it they fucked it off. Somewhere on this planet Stacey Dooley is sucking a cock for no reason. Anyhow, Up this neck of the woods Channel 7 is now called Made In Tyne And Wear. I've just tuned in to witness a really cheap ad for an Indian restaurant in fucking Seaham, an ad for a Newcastle taxi firm (Opening line from the ad? - "All our drivers are CRB checked"), and an ad for the Shark Rocket Vacuum Cleaner - this particular advert has now been going on for at least 20 minutes. It has LED lights on the top. After 20 minutes they still haven't fucking told me how to go about buying one. They're only 1.4kg with a ten metre lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 Stacey Dooley sucking my cock I can go with. When she's done she can clean the house with the Shark Rocket Vacuum Cleaner with LED lights. Then she can make dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 11 minutes ago, Snatch said: Stacey Dooley sucking my cock I can go with. I wouldn't put my cock anywhere near Stacey Dooley's mouth. I suspect that a DNA swab of her throat would produce such a high volume of results that even Gil Grissom would struggle to make sense of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 Punkers will be happy, there's a programme called "Made With pride".... and there's a dating page on their webby.. https://www.madeintyneandwear.tv/ As for Stacey, I know I would!* *© Cuntspotter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 11 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Channel 7 used to be called BBC3, until the Beeb got so fucking embarrassed by it they fucked it off. Somewhere on this planet Stacey Dooley is sucking a cock for no reason. Anyhow, Up this neck of the woods Channel 7 is now called Made In Tyne And Wear. I've just tuned in to witness a really cheap ad for an Indian restaurant in fucking Seaham, an ad for a Newcastle taxi firm (Opening line from the ad? - "All our drivers are CRB checked"), and an ad for the Shark Rocket Vacuum Cleaner - this particular advert has now been going on for at least 20 minutes. It has LED lights on the top. After 20 minutes they still haven't fucking told me how to go about buying one. They're only 1.4kg with a ten metre lead. You'll have to carry on using 'Henry' vacuum cleaner to suck you off for now. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 4 hours ago, Snatch said: Stacey Dooley sucking my cock I can go with. When she's done she can clean the house with the Shark Rocket Vacuum Cleaner with LED lights. Then she can make dinner. Sexist pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You'll have to carry on using 'Henry' vacuum cleaner to suck you off for now. Lol Oi, oi, oi!! If I wanted to put my cock in a rotund orange face I'd get Dale Winton's number off Spunkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sexist pig. Shit,I nearly forgot,there's always the washing up to do as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 11 hours ago, Snatch said: Stacey Dooley sucking my cock I can go with. When she's done she can clean the house with the Shark Rocket Vacuum Cleaner with LED lights. Then she can make dinner. Or get herself a taxi home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Or get herself a taxi home. Is it really you Drew? Poo (pooh) Drew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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