Guest deebom Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Saying someone cant use the bog is the act of a cunt. I was recently at a local park with the kids, when one of them asked to go to the toilet. The bogs in this park are closed on weekends, but it does have a new art gallery, with toilets. So I took minibom there and asked if we could use the toilets? Only for the up her own arse posh bint on reception to say "No." The fucking cheeky bitch. I asked her how the fuck they can open a gallery in a park, right next to the childrens play area, and refuse to let children use their fucking toilets, when they know that the park bogs are shut? I took minibom in there anyway, cos fuck the system... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 fucking stupid bitch. do your pelvic floor exercises you stupid slag and you might just be able to control your bladder with your feeble brain. Er...restaurant owner was Right, if the above isn't quite clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 53 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: fucking stupid bitch. do your pelvic floor exercises you stupid slag and you might just be able to control your bladder with your feeble brain. Er...restaurant owner was Right, if the above isn't quite clear. I don't think this concerns you, shrew. Wheeling about in your mobile commode means you can vacate your bowels/bladder whenever and wherever you feel like it. How do you feel now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 All a tad mean spirited maybe but I bet the paper paid the self entitled harridan for her shit and pointless story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 When my yappy irritating little stupid fucker needs to shit in a kiddie's park, I just let him. If there's anyone around I pick it up in a bag and put it in the red bin. Why can't you do the same? She's set up an art gallery not a fecal crèche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: When my yappy irritating little stupid fucker needs to shit in a kiddie's park, I just let him. If there's anyone around I pick it up in a bag and put it in the red bin. Why can't you do the same? She's set up an art gallery not a fecal crèche. Bill, Withers has been all over the fucking place recently, abusing the good members of the corner with rehashed cut and paste jobs from IKTC's archives. Was he funny once, or am I thinking of Eddie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Bill, Withers has been all over the fucking place recently, abusing the good members of the corner with rehashed cut and paste jobs from IKTC's archives. Was he funny once, or am I thinking of Eddie? He's had his moments. But who hasn't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: He's had his moments. But who hasn't? Ding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ding? Not true. Do you remember when he was DingHasFuckedOff? Happier times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ding? 5 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Not true. Do you remember when he was DingHasFuckedOff? Happier times. Chaps, sorry to interrupt, but is he related to Dingthedoggie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 On topic, She's 20 and knocked up. Where's the father? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Chaps, sorry to interrupt, but is he related to Dingthedoggie? I've heard tell of such a creature, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 5 minutes ago, The Beast said: On topic, She's 20 and knocked up. Where's the father? Fuck off. I bet she's pissed in many a drain on a Friday night on the lash,no stranger to getting her rat out by the sounds of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've heard tell of such a creature, yes. I've heard of the Beast of Bodmin, it makes it no more a reality. Have there been any confirmed sightings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I've heard of the Beast of Bodmin, it makes it no more a reality. Have there been any confirmed sightings? Just the usual. Punkape has reported hushed murmurings from the glory hole discussing various sightings of it in a caravan on Hampstead Heath. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Just the usual. Punkape has reported hushed murmurings from the glory hole discussing various sightings of it in a caravan on Hampstead Heath. That is fucking vile. A caravan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 On 13/09/2016 at 6:38 PM, Decimus said: Just the usual. Punkape has reported hushed murmurings from the glory hole discussing various sightings of it in a caravan on Hampstead Heath. Oi cunt. No caravans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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