Neil Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/pregnant_woman_s_anger_after_norwich_restaurant_says_she_can_t_use_toilet_1_4691870 Just wondered what sort of views you cunts may have?,just because she let some fuckwit blow his beans up her muff doesn't make her any fucking different to anyone else does it?.Restaurants are for going in to eat food,public lavs are for pissing in,blame the local cuntsil for cost cutting on karsies I say.I happen to know the owner and I can just imagine him standing his ground and her pissing her pants,fucking good on him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Why didn't the tight fucking cunt just buy something then? I've got chronic onanism, and that's what I have to do when the need comes upon me unexpectedly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I've got chronic onanism You're preaching to the choir there, Baws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Couldn't be bothered to digest this drivel but torture is the key..i mean, why take any chances.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 She'll probably be back when she's calved lobbing her saggy tits around all over the place and running to the press when the owner rightly tells her to do it in the fucking bogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: You're preaching to the choir there, Baws. Hey, don't let slip any spoilers before Luke Googles it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 40 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Hey, don't let slip any spoilers before Luke Googles it. I just have and am still none the wiser........something about masturbation and ejaculation.....in my day they just called it wanking but I cannot say that its an involuntary requirement like peeing. On topic,If one wants to pee in a public place for free, then maccys or weatherspoons are the venue of choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I just have and am still none the wiser........something about masturbation and ejaculation.....in my day they just called it wanking but I cannot say that its an involuntary requirement like peeing. On topic,If one wants to pee in a public place for free, then maccys or weatherspoons are the venue of choice. McWeeeee!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 11 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I just have and am still none the wiser........something about masturbation and ejaculation.....in my day they just called it wanking but I cannot say that its an involuntary requirement like peeing. Compulsive Masturbation Disorder is very much a thing. Sufferers may find it almost impossible to live a normal life, and must at all costs avoid the M&S lingerie department. Couple it with Parkinson's and it's almost as funny as a thalidomide with acute pruritus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 20 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I just have and am still none the wiser........something about masturbation and ejaculation.....in my day they just called it wanking but I cannot say that its an involuntary requirement like peeing. On topic,If one wants to pee in a public place for free, then maccys or weatherspoons are the venue of choice. going for a McShit: v. Visiting the bogs in fast food restaurants when one has no intention of buying the food. If challenged by a suspicious manager, the assurance of a food purchase after the toilet visit is known as a McShit with lies. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: thalidomide with acute pruritus. a cute what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: a cute what Look it up - you know you want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: ... acute pruritus. 9 minutes ago, luke swarm said: a cute what Allergy to a cute Prunella... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 3 hours ago, neil298 said: http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/pregnant_woman_s_anger_after_norwich_restaurant_says_she_can_t_use_toilet_1_4691870 Just wondered what sort of views you cunts may have?,just because she let some fuckwit blow his beans up her muff doesn't make her any fucking different to anyone else does it?.Restaurants are for going in to eat food,public lavs are for pissing in,blame the local cuntsil for cost cutting on karsies I say.I happen to know the owner and I can just imagine him standing his ground and her pissing her pants,fucking good on him Tell the owner from me that he is a cunt. To say he would have to let everyone who asks is an unsophisticated cop out. If it was me who was pregnant I would have pissed right on his fucking floor. Fucking twat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Had a similar thing in a Durham cafe when the pig faced get of a manageress refused use of the lavvy . Guess what , we sat down , ordered about £40 worth of grub and drinks , which when prepared and served we all gave a good coat of looking at then stood up exited said cafe with a collective " Off you fuck you twat ... were off to McD's " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Had a similar thing in a Durham cafe when the pig faced get of a manageress refused use of the lavvy . Guess what , we sat down , ordered about £40 worth of grub and drinks , which when prepared and served we all gave a good coat of looking at then stood up exited said cafe with a collective " Off you fuck you twat ... were off to McD's " You lost me at "Durham". What the fuck is happening to CC today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Tell the owner from me that he is a cunt. To say he would have to let everyone who asks is an unsophisticated cop out. If it was me who was pregnant I would have pissed right on his fucking floor. Fucking twat Good answer to the problem Gyps. I remember being heavily pregnant and bursting for pee. It was before the massive influx mcdonalds and wetherspoons etc, so we went into a club of some sort only to be turned away by mine host. Wish I'd pissed on his fag burned beer stained carpet. Anyway the cunt will be dead now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Tell the owner from me that he is a cunt. To say he would have to let everyone who asks is an unsophisticated cop out. If it was me who was pregnant I would have pissed right on his fucking floor. Fucking twat Gypsy piss on the floor. They would get another Michelin Star for that, wouldn't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: You lost me at "Durham". What the fuck is happening to CC today? Invasion of the flids?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 It is about time someone told the cunts that pregnancy is not an illness and they don't deserve preferential treatment. If they wish to piss in a grid, feel free. I won't be embarrassed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Allergy to a cute Prunella... I met a cute Prunella once. In fact, she was unbelievably attractive. Further details available by pm only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: You lost me at "Durham". What the fuck is happening to CC today? If only. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 11 minutes ago, scotty said: I met a cute Prunella once. In fact, she was unbelievably attractive. Further details available by pm only. I can't wait until tomorrow afternoon then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 45 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Invasion of the flids?. Quite. And what's with the excessive punctuation? Are you about to kick the bucket too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Look it up - you know you want to. He's itching to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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