Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 10 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Aw bless, an old baby boomer cunt tries to wrestle with technology. Get your carer to show you how to do it tomorrow when they come and give you your sponge bath. Aw bless, some stupid cunt who hasn't got a clue, I'm not a baby boomer, I grew up programming/upgrading/destroying Speccys, C64s, BBCs, Amstrads and then IBMs. Twats like you with iPhones and samsung C4s haven't got a fucking clue how to do anything unless it involves pressing an "app" and getting it done for you. You have a grands worth of computing tech in your hands and all you can do it send silly photos around Facefuck and Twatter a million times hoping some other sad fuck with "Like" you, a sad fuck who you will never meet, see, talk to, or even be on the same continent as, but "hey dude, I got more Likes than you! rofl..." You've got about as much future as Redcar has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Out of liked Dingers so owe you one for the above post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 9 minutes ago, Snatch said: Out of liked Dingers so owe you one for the above post. I gave him one for you Snatch. And I liked his post as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Aw bless, some stupid cunt who hasn't got a clue, I'm not a baby boomer, I grew up programming/upgrading/destroying Speccys, C64s, BBCs, Amstrads and then IBMs. Twats like you with iPhones and samsung C4s haven't got a fucking clue how to do anything unless it involves pressing an "app" and getting it done for you. You have a grands worth of computing tech in your hands and all you can do it send silly photos around Facefuck and Twatter a million times hoping some other sad fuck with "Like" you, a sad fuck who you will never meet, see, talk to, or even be on the same continent as, but "hey dude, I got more Likes than you! rofl..." You've got about as much future as Redcar has. Oo-ee-oo you look just like Dingthedoggie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Aw bless, some stupid cunt who hasn't got a clue, I'm not a baby boomer, I grew up programming/upgrading/destroying Speccys, C64s, BBCs, Amstrads and then IBMs. Twats like you with iPhones and samsung C4s haven't got a fucking clue how to do anything unless it involves pressing an "app" and getting it done for you. You have a grands worth of computing tech in your hands and all you can do it send silly photos around Facefuck and Twatter a million times hoping some other sad fuck with "Like" you, a sad fuck who you will never meet, see, talk to, or even be on the same continent as, but "hey dude, I got more Likes than you! rofl..." You've got about as much future as Redcar has. Ding, I have to say that despite the fact that you appear to be taking this rather personally, your diatribe is perhaps the most well thought out and coherent thing that you have ever posted. I know you're not fond of "likes" as you have so eloquently pointed out, but I'm giving you one anyway. If you don't want it, feel free to shove it up your fucking arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: Oo-ee-oo you look just like Dingthedoggie You are the new Bill and I claim my £5.27. Get your own fucking joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 39 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You are the new Bill and I claim my £5.27. Get your own fucking joke. If Bill copies everyone else's jokes, and I'm copying Bill, how does that work? Are you absolutely sure you've thought this through? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 20 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Can you imagine the shock and confusion of the poor cunts that found her, wondering if the head first impact had somehow concertina'd a normal sized person? Always good for a laugh, dwarves, even in death. That's a little harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 10 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Aw bless, some stupid cunt who hasn't got a clue, I'm not a baby boomer, I grew up programming/upgrading/destroying Speccys, C64s, BBCs, Amstrads and then IBMs. Tell me more about what you did during the war, Grandpa! You and Alan Turin down that wee bunker at Bletchley Park programming your Amstrads together. Bless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Tell me more about what you did during the war, Grandpa! You'll have to wait six months for Ding's Crays super computer to load your post, Tats. In the meantime, expect a strongly worded singing telegram to wing its way to your door by the end of the week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Can't fucking wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: You'll have to wait six months for Ding's Crays super computer to load your post, Tats. In the meantime, expect a strongly worded singing telegram to wing its way to your door by the end of the week. It makes a Jib Jab look positively avant-garde. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 I think Minions are the spirit animal for frumpy middle aged women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 7 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: You are the new Bill and I claim my £5.27. Get your own fucking joke. Oh Dingy, you're so fineYou're so fine you blow my mind, hey Dingy,The Doggie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 ROFL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Oh Dingy, you're so fineYou're so fine you blow my mind, hey Dingy,The Doggie Some things can't be unseen. Off to the eye dr. I go then. I'll have to figure a way to have that fuck awful video removed the web, later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 19 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I gave him one for you Snatch. And I liked his post as well Fancy a ride luv? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 I read that she was on a downer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 19 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Fancy a ride luv? Been there, done that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Been there, done that! Jumping onto the back of Drew's mobility scooter as it hurtles down Swaffham high street at 3mph doesn't count, Gobbie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: Been there, done that! T-shirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 On 13 September 2016 at 8:56 AM, DingTheRioja said: T-shirt? Hot dog, jumping frog, ding the doggie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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