Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 (edited) Bet he thinks twice about parking there again! Edited September 11, 2016 by DingTheRioja FUCKING USELESS SOFTWARE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 7 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Bet he thinks twice about parking there again! What the fuck are you wittering on about? And how am I meant to take it seriously when it only has one exclamation mark? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: What the fuck are you wittering on about? And how am I meant to take it seriously when it only has one exclamation mark? Fuck off!!! (is that better???) (and stay on fucking topic!!!!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Order is restored to the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 The fucking useless bollocks on this site posted, then removed the link to the image... Shouldn't mention this news item to Wiz, he might shit himself since it's Hartlepool... or Ape... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 45 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: The fucking useless bollocks on this site posted, then removed the link to the image... You entered imgur's embed code rather than the url requested by this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 So: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Ding dong dingy dingy ding dong dung. What about the useless cuntbrain using the software. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Well he's made a right twat of himself yet again, What a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 The silver lining in this is that the lucky bitch didn't land on Neils car as the post mortem would probably have shown she had sex shortly after impact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 The deceased was a dwarf so 15,000ft would feel like 40,000ft to her. Bet it hurt even more to die. Would she use a hankie instead of a chute? Parachuting is for spackers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, Manky said: The deceased was a dwarf so 15,000ft would feel like 40,000ft to her. Bet it hurt even more to die. Would she use a hankie instead of a chute? Parachuting is for spackers. That's a little inconsiderate, manky. MikeD will have to prepare his own supper ce soir. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 10 minutes ago, Manky said: The deceased was a dwarf so 15,000ft would feel like 40,000ft to her. Bet it hurt even more to die. Would she use a hankie instead of a chute? Parachuting is for spackers. Can you imagine the shock and confusion of the poor cunts that found her, wondering if the head first impact had somehow concertina'd a normal sized person? Always good for a laugh, dwarves, even in death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Dwarves make me feel queasy at the best of times, what with them being lumpy, misshapen, stunted mutations and all. People joke a lot about “dwarf porn” but I would no more consider shagging one than I would a potato. (A turnip might have been a better analogy, but we should never miss an opportunity to remind Bill of his tuber-related folly.) In fact, I think I can feel a new internet meme coming on: Dwarf or Potato? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Ding, you stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 As Lady Thatcher used to say, don't bring me problems, bring me solutions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: You entered imgur's embed code rather than the url requested by this site. Whatever I entered, on the drafting page it showed that screenshot, then when posted it fucked off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 6 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Whatever I entered, on the drafting page it showed that screenshot, then when posted it fucked off. Aw bless, an old baby boomer cunt tries to wrestle with technology. Get your carer to show you how to do it tomorrow when they come and give you your sponge bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Why would anyone want to jump out of a plane anyway? Why just wait for it to land. Much safer and it saves on getting your duty frees smashed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Anybody who holds life in such utter disdain and contempt as to defy and minimize it with such adrenaline junkie antics deserves to fucking die a high altitude, see it coming and be powerless to stop it kind of death. A few seconds to think about what a waste of semen their life was. Fuck them, and may they fall into a pit of pointy sticks submerged in the shite of every known animal on Earth...all the while seeing images of Punkape nude in the throes of passion of his all male ring stretching party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 I wonder what went through her mind before the car roof did? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I wonder what went through her mind before the car roof did? Her arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Her arse Better than someone else's arse I guess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 imagine filling in your insurance claim. " impact with dwarf from 6000 feet" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Dwarves are piss funny when they're running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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