Earl of Punkape Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's a 98p shop opening in New Cross soon. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 15 hours ago, ThunderCunt said: Don't be fucking stupid, some of these cuntbuckets had cans of beer that they were drinking..really wiredscrote, i wouldn't post something that i wasn't sure about you fucking big conked cunt..i have an idea. Why don't you post something about Frank, maybe the title,,Frank's Chinese RazorBlades..Go and do one..CUNT !! Thank you for the confirmation, they were definitely the staff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 There's only one thing worse than queueing outside the £1 shop, and that's queueing inside the £1 shop. What a load of tat. Brilliant business to be in though, wish I'd thought of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Idiot. Ommadawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 51 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: There's only one thing worse than queueing outside the £1 shop, and that's queueing inside the £1 shop. What a load of tat. Brilliant business to be in though, wish I'd thought of it. If one opened up in East Dulwich, nobody would go in it. Sell the same stuff at a much higher price, the place would be fucking heaving. The middle classes in that area love to spend fortunes on cheap crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: If one opened up in East Dulwich, nobody would go in it. Sell the same stuff at a much higher price, the place would be fucking heaving. The middle classes in that area love to spend fortunes on cheap crap. Anybody looking for a safe bet business should do the 3 Ps. Pound shops, pawn shops, porn shops. It's the way forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 26 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Anybody looking for a safe bet business should do the 3 Ps. Pound shops, pawn shops, porn shops. It's the way forward. Isn't pawn, porn for the dyslexic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Isn't pawn, porn for the dyslexic? I once gave Mr Gobbler a slap round the head when he said he's been watching that programme called pawn stars. Chumlee is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 5 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: best ask an expert who knows about the commodity fluctuations relating to clothes pegs. Gypps! youre needed. The money's in wooden clothes pegs due to their short term durability and so need replacing more often than the plastic variety... if you you're selling that is. Clever cunts like me buy plastic clothes pegs because they last longer, don't get woodworm and have a far superior grip than their wooden counterparts. It took me a while to cotton on to this but haven't looked back since and am quids in as result of opting for plastic clothes pegs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 11 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: The money's in wooden clothes pegs due to their short term durability and so need replacing more often than the plastic variety... if you you're selling that is. Clever cunts like me buy plastic clothes pegs because they last longer, don't get woodworm and have a far superior grip than their wooden counterparts. It took me a while to cotton on to this but haven't looked back since and am quids in as result of opting for plastic clothes pegs. Yes, but the wooden pegs you are talking about are not the original gypsy wood pegs made of 1 piece of hazel wood, a bit of an Oxo tin, and a tintack. No spring, no bollocks, 10 for a shilling. Ask Gyps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 28 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Yes, but the wooden pegs you are talking about are not the original gypsy wood pegs made of 1 piece of hazel wood, a bit of an Oxo tin, and a tintack. No spring, no bollocks, 10 for a shilling. Ask Gyps. I bet they're expensive. I can imagine she doesn't knock many out sitting on a three legged stool in the woods whittling away at a length of hazel wood. It must be extremely time consuming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 6 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Thank you for the confirmation, they were definitely the staff Staff my arse, you don't get about ten sad looking tramp cuntbreeds waiting outside a pound shop a good 45 minutes before the fucker is open and call them staff, you humongous flid...nice try but you're making yourself look a bigger cuntbrain than PunkBitch. Which reminds me, i will have festering spunk bubble next.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 8 hours ago, Punkape said: Peasant. Is that all you have in the tank, pathetic, but i have come to expect that from a lame brain dunce like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 6 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Buswanker cunt. Pissant Cunt Bubble.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 2 hours ago, ThunderCunt said: Staff my arse, you don't get about ten sad looking tramp cuntbreeds waiting outside a pound shop a good 45 minutes before the fucker is open and call them staff, you humongous flid...nice try but you're making yourself look a bigger cuntbrain than PunkBitch. Which reminds me, i will have festering spunk bubble next.. Nope, he's right, that's definately the staff. The manager is the one with the can of Special Brew, not Carling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 11 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: Give it up before you bore every cunt to death. Before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 4 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Nope, he's right, that's definately the staff. The manager is the one with the can of Special Brew, not Carling. Haha, very good Ding but it wasn't staff. Don't encourage Weirdscrote as i think he's French or Muslim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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