Guest luke swarm Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 Myself and Mrs Swarm are currently taking a short break in Madrid and then Valencia curtesy of Ryanair cheap as chips airfares. Went into a bar last night for a beer or three and she wanted to try this tapas nonsense that they keep on about on the TV.....so the beer and the wine costs roughly 5 quid but these fucking bits of cheesy croquettes and sold by date dried and dodgy looking ham along with some cold fried egg spuds came to 20 fucking euros.......and they would not have satisfied a church mouses appetite......now I am no racist as people on this site know , I mean some of my friends have friends who are foreigners but.......these greasy dago,s are justing taking the piss with this tapas crap..it's all a big con trick and I suggest that people learn from my mistake. Not doing any more of this foreign dago muck....spotted an Indian restaurant near the hotel so going for a Balti tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 If you don't like Tapas, why the fuck did you go to France? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 Good tapas is great. Sharing a few happy meals in a continental McDonald's is not the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 6 minutes ago, Manky said: If you don't like Tapas, why the fuck did you go to France? Tapas is Spanish... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 4 minutes ago, Judas said: Tapas is Spanish... Fuck me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 8 minutes ago, Judas said: Tapas is Spanish... Noooooo, really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 10 minutes ago, Judas said: Tapas is Spanish... Get away with you. Being a cunt not your strong point? Dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 I won't quote you, luke, as for some reason, you've made your original post about 50% longer than it needs to be with rather excessive use of your return button. What I will say, is that good, authentic tapas is excellent food. Enjoyed with a fine wine (fuck Rioja), and good company, it is an absolute pleasure. The cheap shit you've consumed is obviously churned out for gullible/thick tourists trying to "fit in". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 12 minutes ago, Manky said: Get away with you. Being a cunt not your strong point? Dick. It's difficult to tell when you're being sarcastic, you hide your intelligence so well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 2 minutes ago, Judas said: It's difficult to tell when you're being sarcastic, you hide your intelligence so well. and do you know why its hard to detect the presence of intelligence within the mank.....i will give you a few mins to work it out Judas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 14 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I won't quote you, luke, as for some reason, you've made your original post about 50% longer than it needs to be with rather excessive use of your return button. What I will say, is that good, authentic tapas is excellent food. Enjoyed with a fine wine (fuck Rioja), and good company, it is an absolute pleasure. The cheap shit you've consumed is obviously churned out for gullible/thick tourists trying to "fit in". sorry bubs...typing on phone. good wine and good company you say...sadly neither commodity has presented itself yet...the beer is acceptable though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 6 minutes ago, Judas said: It's difficult to tell when you're being sarcastic, you hide your intelligence so well. I have hidden it so well, for so long, I can't find it any more. And, I don't do sarcasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: Myself and Mrs Swarm are currently taking a short break in Madrid and then Valencia curtesy of Ryanair cheap as chips airfares. Went into a bar last night for a beer or three and she wanted to try this tapas nonsense that they keep on about on the TV.....so the beer and the wine costs roughly 5 quid but these fucking bits of cheesy croquettes and sold by date dried and dodgy looking ham along with some cold fried egg spuds came to 20 fucking euros.......and they would not have satisfied a church mouses appetite......now I am no racist as people on this site know , I mean some of my friends have friends who are foreigners but.......these greasy dago,s are justing taking the piss with this tapas crap..it's all a big con trick and I suggest that people learn from my mistake. Not doing any more of this foreign dago muck....spotted an Indian restaurant near the hotel so going for a Balti tonight. You've obviously gone to the tourist trap tapas bars. Try doing a bit of research next time it's not difficult. The last time I was in Madrid I went to a restaurant that specialised in whole roasted baby suckling pigs.I ate a whole one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: You've obviously gone to the tourist trap tapas bars. Try doing a bit of research next time it's not difficult. The last time I was in Madrid I went to a restaurant that specialised in whole roasted baby suckling pigs.I ate a whole one.... do you remember the name of it......is it hetero friendly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 9 minutes ago, luke swarm said: do you remember the name of it......is it hetero friendly If Spunkape was in there, I doubt if it would be hetero friendly. And if the suckling pig had a pulse we may have had a diplomatic incident on our hands. I never consider a pulse essential, why limit your options? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 4 hours ago, luke swarm said: Myself and Mrs Swarm are currently taking a short break in Madrid and then Valencia curtesy of Ryanair cheap as chips airfares. Went into a bar last night for a beer or three and she wanted to try this tapas nonsense that they keep on about on the TV.....so the beer and the wine costs roughly 5 quid but these fucking bits of cheesy croquettes and sold by date dried and dodgy looking ham along with some cold fried egg spuds came to 20 fucking euros.......and they would not have satisfied a church mouses appetite......now I am no racist as people on this site know , I mean some of my friends have friends who are foreigners but.......these greasy dago,s are justing taking the piss with this tapas crap..it's all a big con trick and I suggest that people learn from my mistake. Not doing any more of this foreign dago muck....spotted an Indian restaurant near the hotel so going for a Balti tonight. Pile of shite. Not the nom. Tapas I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Pile of shite. Not the nom. Tapas I mean. I love tapas, can't get enough of it. Gyps, has our Francis left you Pile of Shite in his will? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 45 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I love tapas, can't get enough of it. Gyps, has our Francis left you Pile of Shite in his will? No. It was the only useful thing he ever said, so I thought I'd carry on saying it in his memory. I'm sure it's what he would have wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 You obviously had shit tapas. Tapas is very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 1 minute ago, deebom said: You obviously had shit tapas. Tapas is very nice. Tapas are very nice you moronic, thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Tapas are very nice you moronic, thick cunt. Heh. The illiterate one corrects me. Jolly good show punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 I have honestly no idea what Tapas is/are. Knowing Johnny Forever I suspect sheeps eyeballs in camel crap. I will stick with Pie and Chips, naturally sourced locally from a Pie farm and a Chip farm. I once tried to borrow some gravy granules off a Yorkshireman in Spain. I said in my best Yorkshire accent, "Hast tha any Bisto?". He said, "Fuck off you dago cunt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: I have honestly no idea what Tapas is/are. Knowing Johnny Forever I suspect sheeps eyeballs in camel crap. I will stick with Pie and Chips, naturally sourced locally from a Pie farm and a Chip farm. I once tried to borrow some gravy granules off a Yorkshireman in Spain. I said in my best Yorkshire accent, "Hast tha any Bisto?". He said, "Fuck off you dago cunt" I'll bet you look like an over-bloated walrus with AIDS.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'll bet you look like an over-bloated walrus with AIDS.... There is nothing like witty repartee and your posts are nothing like witty repartee. I thought I saw some marmalade with your name on it, then I realised it said "Thick cut" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 31 minutes ago, deebom said: You obviously had shit tapas. Tapas is very nice. True Deeb.....wot I had is shit tapas...the ones tonight were much better.....went a little bit away from the touristy parts and not only were they delicious but actually free with the beer. Lovely people the Spaniels...I won't have a word said against them and will not tolerate ignorant twats calling them dagos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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