Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 The "gentleman" concerned is an absolute cunt https://brightonbulletin.com/2016/09/17/more-misery-for-i360-now-76-passengers-demand-refund-after-hungover-mans-relentless-flatulence-results-in-ride-from-hell/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 Oh shit rumbled! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 Good job it wasn't Thundercunt letting rip. There would have been stale cum flying around like shrapnel, smashing windows and cheekbones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Good job it wasn't Thundercunt letting rip. There would have been stale cum flying around like shrapnel, smashing windows and cheekbones. It wasn't Punkie because he is a gentleman and cultured apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 I can see the fucking thing from my front garden. Terrible eyesore with no ventilation! The (f)article is probably as reliable as a British Leyland Car and that site as good as any tabloid at making things up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 (edited) punky, if that story doesn't put you off putting your cock up men's arses, I don't know what will. Edited September 19, 2016 by Drew P Pissflaps too many 'Es' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: It wasn't Punkie because he is a gentleman and cultured apparently. No, he couldn't afford the fare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 I find it interesting that Brighton erected a huge throbbing cock with a ringpiece that travels up and down it, and nobody batted an eyelid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 2 hours ago, deebom said: I find it interesting that Brighton erected a huge throbbing cock with a ringpiece that travels up and down it, and nobody batted an eyelid... It hasn't gone unnoticed by the locals I can assure you. Bullying planning department put it through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 6 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: It wasn't Punkie because he is a gentleman and cultured apparently. Punkape gets flown everywhere in his own private Bell Jetranger. Some of the things he and Cyril Smith used to get up to above the clouds should probably never be spoken of again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 Fuck 'em. More manufactured offence from the manufacturing offence brigade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 Forget farting. I had a shit in a confined space once. Those cubicles in the newly fitted out McDonald's are a bit tight on room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 On 19/09/2016 at 6:36 AM, Lady Penelope said: The "gentleman" concerned is an absolute cunt https://brightonbulletin.com/2016/09/17/more-misery-for-i360-now-76-passengers-demand-refund-after-hungover-mans-relentless-flatulence-results-in-ride-from-hell/ It may have been Frank. Cancer plays havoc with ones guts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 On 19/09/2016 at 11:12 AM, deebom said: I find it interesting that Brighton erected a huge throbbing cock with a ringpiece that travels up and down it, and nobody batted an eyelid... Same with the Gherkin down here in London, which is basically a huge fucking dildo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Same with the Gherkin down here in London, which is basically a huge fucking dildo. A huge fucking dildo full of cocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: A huge fucking dildo full of cocks. And surrounded by cocks as far as Norwich and Brighton and Cheshire and France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, Manky said: And surrounded by cocks as far as Norwich and Brighton and Cheshire and France. That's very naughty of you, teasing spunkers with al this talk of cocks everywhere while he is still locked up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 I fucking love farting in confined spaces. There's nothing like clearing the bar with a particularly pungent, eggy flutter buster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I fucking love farting in confined spaces. There's nothing like clearing the bar with a particularly pungent, eggy flutter buster. I bet those chaps at the vauxhall tavern hate you more than me, is Frank dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I fucking love farting in confined spaces. There's nothing like clearing the bar with a particularly pungent, eggy flutter buster. I would imagine your personality and charisma would be enough to clear most places you tedious fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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