Jump to content
CUNTS CORNER TWITTER ACCOUNT ID @CuntsCorner ×
Donations towards site upkeep will be thankfully received and faithfully applied....

People with no attention span.


Guest Tata Steely Dan

Recommended Posts

Guest Wizardsleeve
On 9/30/2016 at 1:52 PM, Piston said:

Fuck me(*)

Your optimism is an inspiration, or should that be an expiration...

You are right but must you remind us (me)?

(*) A figure of speech, not an invitation

Not to worry Piston old son, I am a straight, happily married man. I also have doubts about your fitness to wear a gymnasts kit or sneak a wifi camera into the ladies only fitness centre for use as foreplay in the bedroom. Wifey seems to have thing for it, bless her. 

She has also taken a recent fancy to nuns. I'll have to have a word with ThunderCunt about that. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Drew P Pissflaps

I hate that bastard jam with that little cartoon character on the front. That black fucking stuff, what's it called.....ah yes, black currant. The bastard pips always get in my teeth. 

What the fuck is this nom. about anyway?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

49 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

I hate that bastard jam with that little cartoon character on the front. That black fucking stuff, what's it called.....ah yes, black currant. The bastard pips always get in my teeth

Just pop them out and give them a scrub, you bald, babbling, bungalow-dwelling, denture-wearing, wheelchair-bound idiot. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Alfie Noakes
5 minutes ago, Punkape said:

The coconuts are great....

Thought you might like this one. You probably have a copy amongst your Jimmy Somerville, Village people and Soft Cell albums

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest DingTheRioja
13 hours ago, cuntspotter said:

See that skinny bird on the right?... that's your girlfriend that is...

That was 23 seconds of my life I'll never get back....

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Who's Online   0 Members, 0 Anonymous, 8 Guests (See full list)

    • There are no registered users currently online
×
×
  • Create New...