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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
4 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

Robert Burns of shit  poem fame  'Johny, cock up thy beaver', meaning put a pheasant's tail feather in a beaver skin hat.  Lady P. is obviously not getting her beaver cocked enough.

That's because Lady Ps beaver probably resembles a beaver in that it smells of river water and is covered in thick coarse hair.

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Guest Alfie Noakes
3 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

That's because Lady Ps beaver probably resembles a beaver in that it smells of river water and is covered in thick coarse hair.

More like a dried up wadi in the Sahara after a ten year drought.

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Guest DingTheRioja

Worked with a woman who's favourite phrase, upon doing something wrong, was I've dropped a bollock.    Made for interesting meetings with the bigwigs from Richmond House.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
15 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

The Battle of the Little Big Horn was a James Armstrong "Custerfuck".

Try George.... George Armstrong Custer. 

Get yourself sorted Pen. Frank hasn't been gone that long, ffs. 

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