Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 I agree with your basic sentiment about gym occupiers. I'm a member of a gym. It isn't too expensive, but clearly expensive enough that the local Polish nutter community consider it a badge of honour to be seen there flashing off their steroid acne and dreadful tattoos. If I stop posting on here in the next few weeks it is probably because some Polski thug has beaten me into a coma because I accidentally knocked over his protein shake while he was taking an Instagram selfie of "bicep day". So angry but unconsciously and clumsily homoerotic. Cunts never put the weights back in the racks either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 7 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I agree with your basic sentiment about gym occupiers. I'm a member of a gym. It isn't too expensive, but clearly expensive enough that the local Polish nutter community consider it a badge of honour to be seen there flashing off their steroid acne and dreadful tattoos. If I stop posting on here in the next few weeks it is probably because some Polski thug has beaten me into a coma because I accidentally knocked over his protein shake while he was taking an Instagram selfie of "bicep day". So angry but unconsciously and clumsily homoerotic. Cunts never put the weights back in the racks either. Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Fascinating. Fuck off you long-winded cunt. If I wanted to read a paragraph of text I would read H.G. Wells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 10 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I agree with your basic sentiment about gym occupiers. I'm a member of a gym. It isn't too expensive, but clearly expensive enough that the local Polish nutter community consider it a badge of honour to be seen there flashing off their steroid acne and dreadful tattoos. If I stop posting on here in the next few weeks it is probably because some Polski thug has beaten me into a coma because I accidentally knocked over his protein shake while he was taking an Instagram selfie of "bicep day". So angry but unconsciously and clumsily homoerotic. Cunts never put the weights back in the racks either. Throw a can of Perla at them and they might fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Just now, Donner and chips said: Throw a can of Perla at them and they might fuck off. How about I simply dress up as Home Office immigration officer? That would scare the semi-digested kabanos right out of their semi-prolapsed arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 12 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I agree with your basic sentiment about gym occupiers. I'm a member of a gym. It isn't too expensive, but clearly expensive enough that the local Polish nutter community consider it a badge of honour to be seen there flashing off their steroid acne and dreadful tattoos. If I stop posting on here in the next few weeks it is probably because some Polski thug has beaten me into a coma because I accidentally knocked over his protein shake while he was taking an Instagram selfie of "bicep day". So angry but unconsciously and clumsily homoerotic. Cunts never put the weights back in the racks either. Pole dancing in the local Gay nightclub is as near to any exercise you will ever get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Pole dancing in the local Gay nightclub is as near to any exercise you will ever get. Stuffing tenners in my G-string is the closest you will ever get! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: How about I simply dress up as Home Office immigration officer? That would scare the semi-digested kabanos right out of their semi-prolapsed arseholes. You might end up kabonos mush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Pole dancing in the local Gay nightclub is as near to any exercise you will ever get. Fuck off Spunk Gape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 10 hours ago, Punkape said: What a strange nomination. Do you frequent such places in order to bear witness to us ? You lower-class weirdo... Fuck off. Talking to yourself again fuckhead.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Who gives a fuck if some meathead wants to pump iron, you sound jealous Cagney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 4 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: You might end up kabonos mush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Just now, ThunderCunt said: Who gives a fuck if some meathead wants to pump iron, you sound jealous Cagney. Not even meatheads. Big arms and no bollocks, pussy holes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Just now, Donner and chips said: Not even meatheads. Big arms and no bollocks, pussy holes. You're trespassing into PunkSpunkers territory with this poofter nom Jim, personally i would steer clear as you might give the silly cunbreed wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I see you as more Lacey than Cagney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: Not even meatheads. Big arms and no bollocks, pussy holes. That sounds like something a Polish gym cunt would say. "Your friend huh? He has the pussy hole for the bollocks, eh?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: That sounds like something a Polish gym cunt would say. "Your friend huh? He has the pussy hole for the bollocks, eh?". Make of it what you will Feely. Now get back to training your gag reflex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 5 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: You're trespassing into PunkSpunkers territory with this poofter nom Jim, personally i would steer clear as you might give the silly cunbreed wood. I'll go to places you boring noshbags fear to tread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Just now, Donner and chips said: I'll go to places you boring noshbags fear to tread. Good, next time you go to one of those places, fucking stay there cuntmelt, as your drivel is absolutely serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Just now, ThunderCunt said: Good, next time you go to one of those places, fucking stay there cuntmelt, as your drivel is absolutely serious. Like your retorts, bag of shite. Wipe the spunk from your chops and fuck off back to the sauna, you mumbling drongo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: I'll go to places you boring noshbags fear to tread. Canal Street? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Just now, Donner and chips said: Like your retorts, bag of shite. Wipe the spunk from your chops and fuck off back to the sauna, you mumbling drongo. Were you not hugged enough as a child? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Just now, Bubba C said: Canal Street? Fuck off. Like I said to one of your fellow noshers, fuck off back to the railings by Kings Cross. You dull, tedious, wankstain cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Just now, Donner and chips said: Like your retorts, bag of shite. Wipe the spunk from your chops and fuck off back to the sauna, you mumbling drongo. Fuck me it must be like the walking dead inside PunkSpunkers brain, you multi ID cuntbrain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: Fuck me it must be like the walking dead inside PunkSpunkers brain, you multi ID cuntbrain. I'm not Spunk Gape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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