Guest JackoTC Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 16 hours ago, Eddie said: The dozy bint is a spiritualist but way out of my league. I told her when I was a child I see my recently passed great grandmother at the foot of my bed on the day of her funeral. This lie lead to others and before I knew it I agreed to this shit. You have redeemed yourself in my eyes Ed. I once joined the Hunt Saboteurs because I adored this big amazon chick. A strapping six footer she was, with bangers like canteloupes. It couldn't last. A few of bits of free advice. Never stay with a woman who leaves her dirty knickers on the bedroom floor for more than two days. Never call a strapping six foot amazon a dirty lazy bitch. And never, ever tell a strict vegetarian that you are also a strict vegetarian to help get you into her pants. Especially if you get captured eating a hamburger and chatting up her friend at a barbeque, when you thought she was making a teepee in Epping forest with some fucking hippies. There is something undignified about running away from a woman at a social gathering. For shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 1 minute ago, JackoTC said: You have redeemed yourself in my eyes Ed. I once joined the Hunt Saboteurs because I adored this big amazon chick. A strapping six footer she was, with bangers like canteloupes. It couldn't last. A few of bits of free advice. Never stay with a woman who leaves her dirty knickers on the bedroom floor for more than two days. Never call a strapping six foot amazon a dirty lazy bitch. And never, ever tell a strict vegetarian that you are also a strict vegetarian to help get you into her pants. Especially if you get captured eating a hamburger and chatting up her friend at a barbeque, when you thought she was making a teepee in Epping forest with some fucking hippies. There is something undignified about running away from a woman at a social gathering. For shame. You lying no good cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 Just now, Eddie said: You lying no good cunt. No Ed. Its the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. And I'm still very unimpressed with this new attitude of yours. It does not become you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, JackoTC said: No Ed. Its the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. And I'm still very unimpressed with this new attitude of yours. It does not become you. You got me all wrong Jacko, i believe you lied to those desperate old shitters to get in their pants, and that's why you are a no good lying cunt. You're still the best on here, stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 Don't clog the bog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 The cunt at the office struck again yesterday! The janitor said it was the size of a fucking cricket bat, and needed to be pulled out with a chain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 14 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: The cunt at the office struck again yesterday! The janitor said it was the size of a fucking cricket bat, and needed to be pulled out with a chain! Don you fucking dare mention cricket... even though it is a load of shit.... ON TOPIC!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 On 28/10/2016 at 0:11 AM, Gurt said: No, it's not a problem. Fill your boots... Gurt, I can hear you. Everyone's seen your school band concert footage over on the music thread. Can you comment please ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 On 10/30/2016 at 8:24 AM, DingTheRioja said: Don you fucking dare mention cricket... even though it is a load of shit.... ON TOPIC!! Where is Applescruff? Now would be a perfect time for a comment about the ashes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 I had a good session this sfternoon and it probably fed its own way around the U-end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 8 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I had a good session this sfternoon and it probably fed its own way around the U-end. Revisiting the four day old curry takeaway in the old reefer, Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 26 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Revisiting the four day old curry takeaway in the old reefer, Pen? Beans on toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Beans on toast. Peasant fare. If you're serious about clearing the plumbing, make a batch of colon cleanse goulash. Cabbage, broccoli, onions, beans, sliced, deviled eggs, brussels sprouts and asparagus, served over a bed of scrambled undercooked eggs and enjoyed with piss water ale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ponsonby-Smallpiece Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 Whilst driving the length and breadth of the country and dying for a crap the times I have entered a service station and raced to the toilet block only to find the only empty cubicle was filled to the brim with soggy loo roll finished off with a walnut whip topping of shit not flushed , filthy cunts , the sight and whiff immediately turns me turns me into a near vomiting wreck with a tortoise's head still about to embark on it's journey from my bottom . So straight into the ladies or disabled bog if door is ajar . Thankfully I have obtained a Radar key copy for Disabled toilets .... sheer bliss , space , comfort and straining bars . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 7 minutes ago, Ponsonby-Smallpiece said: Whilst driving the length and breadth of the country and dying for a crap the times I have entered a service station and raced to the toilet block only to find the only empty cubicle was filled to the brim with soggy loo roll finished off with a walnut whip topping of shit not flushed , filthy cunts , the sight and whiff immediately turns me turns me into a near vomiting wreck with a tortoise's head still about to embark on it's journey from my bottom . So straight into the ladies or disabled bog if door is ajar . Thankfully I have obtained a Radar key copy for Disabled toilets .... sheer bliss , space , comfort and straining bars . Disabled toilets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 21 minutes ago, Frank said: Disabled toilets? I cannot believe that this is not a massive wind up frank, I mean what a lead on, no one could be that stupid, could they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 16 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I cannot believe that this is not a massive wind up frank, I mean what a lead on, no one could be that stupid, could they? As one of the most cynical, inquisitive and time-wasting little fuckwit meddlers the site has ever seen, I'm sure you'll be carrying out your own thorough investigation. Let me know Alf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Ponsonby-Smallpiece said: Whilst driving the length and breadth of the country and dying for a crap the times I have entered a service station and raced to the toilet block only to find the only empty cubicle was filled to the brim with soggy loo roll finished off with a walnut whip topping of shit not flushed , filthy cunts , the sight and whiff immediately turns me turns me into a near vomiting wreck with a tortoise's head still about to embark on it's journey from my bottom . So straight into the ladies or disabled bog if door is ajar . Thankfully I have obtained a Radar key copy for Disabled toilets .... sheer bliss , space , comfort and straining bars . A walnut turtle head? Oh MikeD where art though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: As one of the most cynical, inquisitive and time-wasting little fuckwit meddlers the site has ever seen, I'm sure you'll be carrying out your own thorough investigation. Let me know Alf. Nothing wrong with cynical inquisitiveness. As for time wasting you are the queen of that, you spend all your life on here spouting shite and posting horror videos (the horror being that they aren't snuff movies of your often requested demise) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 I take it all back, watching derek ochoa on celeb big brother, he moved a 2p out of a circle without touching it. Testify. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 Dirty bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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