Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 6 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: No sex Pen. The only penetration involved would be my fangs in his neck until I've drained every drop of his life blood and his grey corpse is as useless as his tiny dick. Bill would think that, that was sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Real vampires don't sparkle. She's more of a cumpire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Be gentle with Bill. The only sex he has ever had has been with his right hand and even that has been unfaithful to him. This is your funniest comment all day. I'd genuinely rate it at 2/10. Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 20 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Real vampires don't sparkle. Gobbie does... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 I can't believe it but the backward cunts around here are still going! Utter cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: I can't believe it but the backward cunts around here are still going! Utter cunts You fat sod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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