Neil Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 It's next fucking week you noisy cunts,get a fucking life,hope you burn your own fucking house down 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 23 minutes ago, neil298 said: It's next fucking week you noisy cunts,get a fucking life,hope you burn your own fucking house down Why not just go and do it for them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 24 minutes ago, neil298 said: It's next fucking week you noisy cunts,get a fucking life,hope you burn your own fucking house down They are badly fucked up and far to poor to be buying pyrotechnics. Wonga and Analrapefor£50.com must be loving this time of year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 56 minutes ago, neil298 said: It's next fucking week you noisy cunts,get a fucking life,hope you burn your own fucking house down Ooooh.....aaaahhhhhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 Find some very fine netting, as soon as it's dark on the 5th, string it up above the neighbours garden at about guttering height, wait for the screams... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 To the cunt who was setting off fireworks at 1am last night, and woke me up..." I hope one exploded in your fucking face, you Cunt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 My rural idyll is ripped asunder, from about October 20th, by these thoughtless noise vendors. Nail their fucking pelvises to a cake stand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 I can nerve tell which are fireworks and which are gunshots, here in Aleppo-on-Irwell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 Bunch of grumpy cunts. Fireworks are the shit XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 I can't understand setting off fireworks to celebrate some well meaning beardy cunt that got nicked and never managed to blow the fuck out of parliament. Surely people should lay fireworks out on the grass,then go indoors and watch TV without setting fire to anything. Here's what could of happened had the law not turned up. It's an hour long and has Richard Hammond presenting. Don't blame me. I never made the fucking film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Bunch of grumpy cunts. Fireworks are the shit XD Not really, although I bet the one that gets shoved up your arse by Mr Roadkill will probably be covered in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 Guy Fawkes.... The only man ever to enter Parliament with an honest intention... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 Anyone over the age of five who still finds loud bangs and flashy lights entertaining deserves to be distracted by having a bunch of shiny keys jangled in front of their dopey drooling face, shortly before being bludgeoned to death with a sack containing the severed heads of their equally thick relatives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: My rural idyll is ripped asunder, from about October 20th, by these thoughtless noise vendors. Nail their fucking pelvises to a cake stand! In the midlands about this time, we get these new shops open up just to cater for this cuntfest...fortunately they only open a month or two before closing again......the bangers, rockets and roman candle things are not a patch on the stuff available in the 70s......there used to be a lot more blinding's, maiming's and hapless berks getting burn injuries then. All this health and safety and public information warnings have taken all the fun out of Bonfire night........also whatever happened to those stupid urchins begging for a "penny for the guy" alongside a badly made up straw man you used to see on the streets of Smethwick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 24 minutes ago, luke swarm said: In the midlands about this time, we get these new shops open up just to cater for this cuntfest...fortunately they only open a month or two before closing again......the bangers, rockets and roman candle things are not a patch on the stuff available in the 70s......there used to be a lot more blinding's, maiming's and hapless berks getting burn injuries then. All this health and safety and public information warnings have taken all the fun out of Bonfire night........also whatever happened to those stupid urchins begging for a "penny for the guy" alongside a badly made up straw man you used to see on the streets of Smethwick. I'll bet all you want on November the 5th is a Roman candle thrust up your arse by your civil partner..... Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: I'll bet all you want on November the 5th is a Roman candle thrust up your arse by your civil partner..... yeah whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 The cunts up here open up in a metal lorry container in some flat roof pub car park,they then advertise from the 6th November for 'new years' celebrations.Fuck off,just fuck off.I would love to drill a hole in the the top of one of these portable bombs and drop in a match and destroy them and the shithole estate that they reside in,cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 21 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Ooooh.....aaaahhhhhh! Welcome to the pleasure Dome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 23 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'll bet all you want on November the 5th is a Roman candle thrust up your arse by your civil partner..... Lol. 22 minutes ago, luke swarm said: yeah whatever. Lukers,I bet you never expected such an original post from the Corners very own tedious homo cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Agentpeanut said: Not really, although I bet the one that gets shoved up your arse by Mr Roadkill will probably be covered in it. Holy fuck mate... Is that what you think we do?! You've been doing it wrong... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 7 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Find some very fine netting, as soon as it's dark on the 5th, string it up above the neighbours garden at about guttering height, wait for the screams... Or sneak into their garden, cover their whole lawn with petrol and wait for the screams as they try to put the kids out by rolling them around on a petrol soaked lawn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 6 minutes ago, Snatch said: Lukers,I bet you never expected such an original post from the Corners very own tedious homo cunt. I've no doubt you will have a Catherine wheel spinning on the end of your dick on the same evening..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Or sneak into their garden, cover their whole lawn with petrol and wait for the screams as they try to put the kids out by rolling them around on a petrol soaked lawn They YOU get to enjoy a bonfire in peace! After the screams have stopped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 7 minutes ago, Snatch said: Lukers,I bet you never expected such an original post from the Corners very own tedious homo cunt. its always the same shite isn't it...like shooting fish in a barrel Snatcher so don't think I will bother with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: I've no doubt you will have a Catherine wheel spinning on the end of your dick on the same evening..... lol. A sadly not very rare glimpse into Punkape's mind and desires... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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