Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Just when you thought this programme couldn't get any worse, they've roped in a bunch of Z-list fuckwits from the depths of the pseudo celebrity world. I saw an ad for it on the tube this morning. You could tell they couldn't even manage to get all the money grabbing cunts together at the same time, so the promotional picture had them all badly photoshopped standing next to each other. I'll try and find it, absolutely dreadful. The only time I want to see Lenny Henry, Bez from the Happy Mondays, and Theo Pathitis in a garage lock up is if they are sitting in the front seat of their car with a hose pipe through their window and tears streaming down their face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 I tried to watch an episode, purely for research purposes of course, I managed 10 minutes to the first adverts. A boiling acid eyebath would be more pleasurable than watching any more. It was truly awful, the auctioneer Sean, is a bellend too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: I tried to watch an episode, purely for research purposes of course, I managed 10 minutes to the first adverts. A boiling acid eyebath would be more pleasurable than watching any more. It was truly awful, the auctioneer Sean, is a bellend too. That Sean cunt reminds me of one of those dickheads you meet in a pub garden who thinks he is a drum and bass MC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Sean is the best thing on that programme. Unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Sean is the best thing on that programme. Unfortunately. No..the end credits are Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Sean is the best thing on that programme. Unfortunately. Loving your work recently, Ding, the whole bad boy rule breaking thing suits you. Keep up the good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 40 minutes ago, Decimus said: Loving your work recently, Ding, the whole bad boy rule breaking thing suits you. Keep up the good work. What do you think about storage wars though? I imagine you love it. You seem like the kind of cunt who turns up at 6am to every rural car boot sale going in a 60 mile radius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: What do you think about storage wars though? I imagine you love it. You seem like the kind of cunt who turns up at 6am to every rural car boot sale going in a 60 mile radius. All you need to know is that I have purchased several Billy Bass replicas from places as far afield as Acle. @DingTheRioja, are you going to let him get away with talking to me like this? I've nailed my colours to your mast and I expect at least a modicum of backup as recompense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 50 minutes ago, Decimus said: Loving your work recently, Ding, the whole bad boy rule breaking thing suits you. Keep up the good work. Get a room. Punkape will be pissing his pants at your blossoming friendship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: All you need to know is that I have purchased several Billy Bass replicas from places as far afield as Acle. @DingTheRioja, are you going to let him get away with talking to me like this? I've nailed my colours to your mast and I expect at least a modicum of backup as recompense. You can keep your colours off my fucking mast, that's what I think. Pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 13 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You can keep your colours off my fucking mast, that's what I think. Pervert. You tell that cunt. If you don't make him back off quick, he will be propositioning you via PM to attend a used electronics and VHS sale in Thetford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 7 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Just when you thought this programme couldn't get any worse, they've roped in a bunch of Z-list fuckwits from the depths of the pseudo celebrity world. I saw an ad for it on the tube this morning. You could tell they couldn't even manage to get all the money grabbing cunts together at the same time, so the promotional picture had them all badly photoshopped standing next to each other. I'll try and find it, absolutely dreadful. The only time I want to see Lenny Henry, Bez from the Happy Mondays, and Theo Pathitis in a garage lock up is if they are sitting in the front seat of their car with a hose pipe through their window and tears streaming down their face. What bollocks. Become a catholic and find God through prayer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: What bollocks. Become a catholic and find God through prayer... So you like storage hunters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: So you like storage hunters? Is it an Arnold Shwartznigger film ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: What bollocks. Become a catholic and find God through prayer... It's time to stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Is it an Arnold Shwartznigger film ? I bet those are the only films you like. Tugging your little pecker to Kindergarden Cop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: It's time to stop. I suggest it's time for you to start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: I bet those are the only films you like. Tugging your little pecker to Kindergarden Cop. I've no doubt you star in your own obscene, homosexual films. You'll eventually go to prison when the law is changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: I suggest it's time for you to start. No, it's time for you to stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ape said: No, it's time for you to stop. Buy a Bible and repent.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Buy a Bible and repent.... Buy a big black dildo and shove it up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 I thought a lot of these 'celebrities' were in storage. Fucking bunch of has - beens and never- we're s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 26 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've no doubt you star in your own obscene, homosexual films. You'll eventually go to prison when the law is changed. I'd love it if they opened up one of the storage lockers, and hidden between the inexplicably abandoned classic cars and antique Ming vases, is your mummified remains curled up in a sleeping bag. It would be even better if the celebrity who brought it is a well known homosexual like Graham Norton who then bums your rigid corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 24 minutes ago, Punkape said: Buy a Bible and repent.... What about the Watchtower edition of the bible .. what are you thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 I saw an episode of regular storage hunters. Some fat retard called 'Heavy D' repeatedly shouted the word 'boom', regardless of whether it was appropriate to do so or not. Fucking loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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