Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Any thoughts about Nazi Celebrity Storage Heaters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 7 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Any thoughts about Nazi Celebrity Storage Heaters? I heard its a gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 14 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: What about the Watchtower edition of the bible .. what are you thoughts? The Gospels are the most important and relevant. Jehovahs witnesses are colossal cunts and wankers. I feel a nom coming.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 20 minutes ago, Punkape said: The Gospels are the most important and relevant. Catholic poof. Shove the gospels up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Catholic poof. Shove the gospels up your arse. no room I am afraid, its already full of catholic clergymen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 52 minutes ago, Punkape said: The Gospels are the most important and relevant. Jehovahs witnesses are colossal cunts and wankers. I feel a nom coming.... Shut your fat fucking mouth, there's a delectable little red-headed bombshell round here who's a God botherer, usually seen in a navy skirt and bright red 6" fuckme heels... pale and interesting, stern, with bright red lipstick... She can come and preach hellfire and brimstone to me anytime.. or anything she fucking well likes come to that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Shut your fat fucking mouth, there's a delectable little red-headed bombshell round here who's a God botherer, usually seen in a navy skirt and bright red 6" fuckme heels... pale and interesting, stern, with bright red lipstick... She can come and preach hellfire and brimstone to me anytime.. or anything she fucking well likes come to that... Sounds like the local prostitute....I had you down as a rent-boy chaser.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 38 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Shut your fat fucking mouth, there's a delectable little red-headed bombshell round here who's a God botherer, usually seen in a navy skirt and bright red 6" fuckme heels... pale and interesting, stern, with bright red lipstick... She can come and preach hellfire and brimstone to me anytime.. or anything she fucking well likes come to that... She fucking hates you Ding. She's pale because you make her feel physically ill. Has she met your parents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 16 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: She fucking hates you Ding. She's pale because you make her feel physically ill. Has she met your parents? Is your dad still about ding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Gurt said: Is your dad still about ding? Apparently it's "step dad". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 12 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Just when you thought this programme couldn't get any worse, they've roped in a bunch of Z-list fuckwits from the depths of the pseudo celebrity world. I saw an ad for it on the tube this morning. You could tell they couldn't even manage to get all the money grabbing cunts together at the same time, so the promotional picture had them all badly photoshopped standing next to each other. I'll try and find it, absolutely dreadful. The only time I want to see Lenny Henry, Bez from the Happy Mondays, and Theo Pathitis in a garage lock up is if they are sitting in the front seat of their car with a hose pipe through their window and tears streaming down their face. If they went with better names, they'd have to pay more. Going with the no name bellends, they can use the money they saved to buy a few really nice antiques to make the show seem legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 8 hours ago, Punkape said: Sounds like the local prostitute....I had you down as a rent-boy chaser.... If he is a rent boy chaser then you are the rent boy catcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 8 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Shut your fat fucking mouth, there's a delectable little red-headed bombshell round here who's a God botherer, usually seen in a navy skirt and bright red 6" fuckme heels... pale and interesting, stern, with bright red lipstick... She can come and preach hellfire and brimstone to me anytime.. or anything she fucking well likes come to that... Classic Ding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 10 hours ago, Punkape said: Sounds like the local prostitute....I had you down as a rent-boy chaser.... I had you down as a rent-boy. 10 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: She fucking hates you Ding. She's pale because you make her feel physically ill. Has she met your parents? That cheeky little smile she has contradicts your opinion somewhat... 9 hours ago, Gurt said: Is your dad still about ding? 8 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Apparently it's "step dad". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: I had you down as a rent-boy. That cheeky little smile she has contradicts your opinion somewhat... You be careful- careful with your cheating, slithering ways. I'm not the one who just got bitch-slapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 18 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You be careful- careful with your cheating, slithering ways. I'm not the one who just got bitch-slapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 26 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Dylan? You sad little student rebel cunt. Try harder next time, maybe you won't fail so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Dylan? You sad little student rebel cunt. Try harder next time, maybe you won't fail so much. It was top quality. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It was top quality. Idiot. It involves Dylan, so no, it has no resemblence to "top quality" whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 41 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It was top quality. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 18 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Fucker. I didn't account for outright geekiness. Take the rest of the day off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 32 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fucker. I didn't account for outright geekiness. Take the rest of the day off. Look out, kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Punker's is looking for somewhere to store his cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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