camberwell gypsy Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 Matthew Baker is the pube headed criminal mastermind who escaped from Pentonville prison last week and was captured some time later. He escaped by cleverly fashioning a mannakin to fool prison guards and scaled the high walls of the prison and dissappearing like a phantom in the night. So where did the authorities find this Scarlet Pimpernel, this Count of Monte Cristo, this man of a thousand faces? Under the fucking bed. What a ginger cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 Not the brightest looking star in the night sky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Not the brightest looking star in the night sky Your star is fading pen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Gurt said: Your star is fading pen... Not as quickly as yours Gurty .. mine will be here long after you are gone and forgotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Not as quickly as yours Gurty .. mine will be here long after you are gone and forgotten. Yep it is hard to get rid of the smell of piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 It looks as though he has been hiding in the closet, something which I understand to be a prerequisite if you are detained at her majesty's pleasure. Now piss off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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