PANZER MURPHY Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: 23/4d a week. It's a tidy sum when it's all coupled together plus I augment it with personal training on the side . .keeps me in tuna n salad Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 7 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: It's a tidy sum when it's all coupled together plus I augment it with personal training on the side . .keeps me in tuna n salad Panzerknacker Well I can only conclude from this revelation that it must be a mental disability and, everything you've ever posted on this site suggests it's very severe. You have my sympathies, you fucking retarded mong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 16 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Well I can only conclude from this revelation that it must be a mental disability and, everything you've ever posted on this site suggests it's very severe. You have my sympathies, you fucking retarded mong. Pansie is simply telling you what you want to hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Pansie is simply telling you what you want to hear. Oh good. Can he tell me that you're not going to post anymore pointless noms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: Oh good. Can he tell me that you're not going to post anymore pointless noms. Morning Drew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 On 12/11/2016 at 5:22 AM, deebom said: Got called to a meeting yesterday, and he proceeded to lie lie lie and fucking lie some more. Not little white lies to emphasise a point, or even slight exaggeration. Big fat lies that dont even stand up to the slightest scrutiny. Lies so fucking outrageous that while I was receiving a bollocking, I couldn't help but laugh at the stupid cunt. Told him I want these claims and accusations in writing and signed on Monday morning. He's already text me, trying to backtrack, the stupid fucking turtle. Heh, an MP3 of the conversation is sitting in a file on my laptop in a folder called 'lol' I also have copies of all my paperwork over the last 6 months. The paperwork that he has been destroying, fiddling and generally fucking about with. Anyone else got a boss like this? :-) Do you do the books in a gay nightclub? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 39 minutes ago, Punkape said: Do you do the books in a gay nightclub? Who let you out of your closet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 42 minutes ago, Punkape said: Do you do the books in a gay nightclub? Posted at 09:57 GMT. Are you using your phone during early morning Mass Punky. Just make sure the priest doesn't see you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 I wonder if Punkape has a boss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 4 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: I wonder if Punkape has a boss? Don't be ridiculous..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: I wonder if Punkape has a boss? Only his pimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 4 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Well I can only conclude from this revelation that it must be a mental disability and, everything you've ever posted on this site suggests it's very severe. You have my sympathies, you fucking retarded mong. It's not a revelation drew baby . .I've made frequent references to it. ya must have overlooked it in your haste to share with us all those well thought out and hilarious posts Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: Who let you out of your closet? Admin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 4 hours ago, Punkape said: Don't be ridiculous..... How is it ridiculous? Who in their right fucking mind with all their marbles intact would employ a cunt like you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 3 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: How is it ridiculous? Who in their right fucking mind with all their marbles intact would employ a cunt like you? No one,hence the benefits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 6 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: How is it ridiculous? Who in their right fucking mind with all their marbles intact would employ a cunt like you? Tesco? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 Shag your boss. Assert dominance. Wait for him to go for a swim and then piss in the pool while maintaining steady eye contact. You can win this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: Tesco? Actually when you consider the recent horse meat scandal it's quite likely they're looking for an alternate source of cheap meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 On 11/12/2016 at 5:22 AM, deebom said: Got called to a meeting yesterday, and he proceeded to lie lie lie and fucking lie some more. Not little white lies to emphasise a point, or even slight exaggeration. Big fat lies that dont even stand up to the slightest scrutiny. Lies so fucking outrageous that while I was receiving a bollocking, I couldn't help but laugh at the stupid cunt. Told him I want these claims and accusations in writing and signed on Monday morning. He's already text me, trying to backtrack, the stupid fucking turtle. Heh, an MP3 of the conversation is sitting in a file on my laptop in a folder called 'lol' I also have copies of all my paperwork over the last 6 months. The paperwork that he has been destroying, fiddling and generally fucking about with. Anyone else got a boss like this? :-) I was a National Trade Unionist for many years Bomba. Seen this all before. He hates you and wants shot of you for at least three or more of the following reasons : 1.He is telling the truth, and you are a lazy, incompetent, shiftless cunt 2.You are immensely popular, and very good at your job. So much so, you make him look bad. 3.One of the office girls have told him you are a lewd pervert, and she suspects you frequently masturbate in the loos. 4.You ate all of the Philedelphia, yoghurt, and other hideous crap in the shared fridge (and tugged off into what you didn't eat). 5. You are a rampant bender. I'm guessing.......1,3,........4...and 5. Well done for 3 though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 On 14/11/2016 at 7:01 PM, JackoTC said: I was a National Trade Unionist for many years Bomba. Seen this all before. He hates you and wants shot of you for at least three or more of the following reasons : 1.He is telling the truth, and you are a lazy, incompetent, shiftless cunt 2.You are immensely popular, and very good at your job. So much so, you make him look bad. 3.One of the office girls have told him you are a lewd pervert, and she suspects you frequently masturbate in the loos. 4.You ate all of the Philedelphia, yoghurt, and other hideous crap in the shared fridge (and tugged off into what you didn't eat). 5. You are a rampant bender. I'm guessing.......1,3,........4...and 5. Well done for 3 though. A trade unionist? You fucking soppy lefty red commie bastard. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 On 14/11/2016 at 7:01 PM, JackoTC said: I was a National Trade Unionist for many years Bomba. Seen this all before. He hates you and wants shot of you for at least three or more of the following reasons : 1.He is telling the truth, and you are a lazy, incompetent, shiftless cunt 2.You are immensely popular, and very good at your job. So much so, you make him look bad. 3.One of the office girls have told him you are a lewd pervert, and she suspects you frequently masturbate in the loos. 4.You ate all of the Philedelphia, yoghurt, and other hideous crap in the shared fridge (and tugged off into what you didn't eat). 5. You are a rampant bender. I'm guessing.......1,3,........4...and 5. Well done for 3 though. I found one of our many incompetant management bints rifling through the office fridge once, noseying what everyone was having for lunch.. I hope... I think my "Really?" was an appropriate question/statement... Her answer was... "er, I was... " then ran off. I would have blackmailed her for a blowjob but her teeth were too scary... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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