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Guest Wizardsleeve
23 hours ago, Wolfie said:

I think it's called Black Friday not because it's unprecedented for black people to actually pay for things while shopping, but because shoppers beat each other up for the sake of saving a few bucks over black deadstock TVs for which parts are no longer available should they pack in.

What also surprises me is people can buy roughly 70% of Black Friday goods online. It's a no-brainer.

We don't even celebrate Thanksfucking giving in the UK, yet we have been gifted another wonderful business model from the US. These days, instead of having unique/sole trader high street shops, which have always been part of our British 'nation of shopkeepers' heritage, we now have great big American-style retail parks that have become the landscape's anatomical equivalent of the anus. 

 

Not just any anus, Wolfie, but punkapes gaped bleeding jizz crusted, prolapsed anus. I couldn't be bothered, were there any shootings, stabbing, or beating fatalities?

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Guest DingTheRioja
On 29/11/2016 at 8:38 PM, ratcum said:

To be fair Snatcho, some of the folk you refer to might have thought there was actual looting going on and simply joined in as their programming demands. I'm the same if I see badgers being exterminated.

You're such a gas....*

 

 

* apologies for coming over all Murrican there.

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Guest JackoTC
On ‎11‎/‎28‎/‎2016 at 11:48 PM, Fender777 said:

Not bothered about it being racist, i have no investment in such primitive things, just cunts being cunts straight after thanksgiving, so they're thankful for what they have and then forgetting that, they go on a mong rampage creating havoc...oh the irony of it all.

This is the most intelligent thing you have ever said on here Fends. Well done. Not even a slight threat of violence. Keep up the good work.

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9 hours ago, JackoTC said:

This is the most intelligent thing you have ever said on here Fends. Well done. Not even a slight threat of violence. Keep up the good work.

I will try Jackoff but i don't think i can do it, as i type this tame response i feel the rage uploading into my being and i have this urge to go out in a bit and massacre some chavs, is that acceptable..?

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Guest JackoTC
On ‎12‎/‎3‎/‎2016 at 0:38 AM, Fender777 said:

I will try Jackoff but i don't think i can do it, as i type this tame response i feel the rage uploading into my being and i have this urge to go out in a bit and massacre some chavs, is that acceptable..?

No, it is Christmas time. Stay at home and furiously masturbate over 70's nunnery porn like any normal Christian..... for fuck sake.

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