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8 minutes ago, Fender777 said:

Not a lot to be said about this awesome pile of steaming hot rancid shit, just an excuse for complete mongs to be even bigger mongs, 

And it's racist, I'm not suggesting we call it white Friday, but grey Friday would keep everyone happy. Next they'll be digitally remastering all the old westerns and giving the baddies white hats. I don't know!

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20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And it's racist, I'm not suggesting we call it white Friday, but grey Friday would keep everyone happy. Next they'll be digitally remastering all the old westerns and giving the baddies white hats. I don't know!

Not bothered about it being racist, i have no investment in such primitive things, just cunts being cunts straight after thanksgiving, so they're thankful for what they have and then forgetting that, they go on a mong rampage creating havoc...oh the irony of it all.

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7 minutes ago, Fender777 said:

Not bothered about it being racist, i have no investment in such primitive things, just cunts being cunts straight after thanksgiving, so they're thankful for what they have and then forgetting that, they go on a mong rampage creating havoc...oh the irony of it all.

Just more Americanisation happening here, school discos have been replaced by 'proms' chavs are having baby showers. Next thing will be cunts over here letting off fireworks on July 4th to celebrate Britain losing the war of independence.

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4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Just more Americanisation happening here, school discos have been replaced by 'proms' chavs are having baby showers. Next thing will be cunts over here letting off fireworks on July 4th to celebrate Britain losing the war of independence.

Why not,they celebrate the 5th November and Guy Fawkes wasn't successful either.

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Mrs Manky saves up and nips down every year. An hout later I get a phone call, "Its too busy, I'm coming home" 6 hours later she turns up with 12 bags of stuff, swearing she will never go there again. Ten minutes later she decides to go back for "a last little look, the crowds will have gone"

Women and Black Friday eh?

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34 minutes ago, Manky said:

Mrs Manky saves up and nips down every year. An hout later I get a phone call, "Its too busy, I'm coming home" 6 hours later she turns up with 12 bags of stuff, swearing she will never go there again. Ten minutes later she decides to go back for "a last little look, the crowds will have gone"

Women and Black Friday eh?

I'd wager that you're talking in euphemisms here, Manky. Mrs.M absolutely loves Black Friday, but not the shopping extravaganza...

 

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19 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I'd wager that you're talking in euphemisms here, Manky. Mrs.M absolutely loves Black Friday, but not the shopping extravaganza...

 

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Since you came back you have had two digs at me in two replies. I am glad nothing has changed.

I am the moderate in our house. Mrs Manky wants a re-run of Rourke's Drift whenever she sees our somewhat diverse neighbours.

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3 hours ago, Manky said:

Mrs Manky saves up and nips down every year. An hout later I get a phone call, "Its too busy, I'm coming home" 6 hours later she turns up with 12 bags of stuff, swearing she will never go there again. Ten minutes later she decides to go back for "a last little look, the crowds will have gone"

Women and Black Friday eh?

It's a female thing. They spend hours traipsing round at least 5 or 6 shoe shops and then return to the first one they visited and buy the first pair they tried on.

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3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It's a female thing. They spend hours traipsing round at least 5 or 6 shoe shops and then return to the first one they visited and buy the first pair they tried on.

I do that myself.

 

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1 hour ago, Fender777 said:

This sums up the stupidity of these mongs,

 

Absolutely unfuckingbelievable what the human race will do to save a few quid. I did notice that the American footage was mainly black people. Is that why it's called black Friday? And the footage from Tesco. Blaupunkt TV's? Not top of the range then and the Tesco sign did say that online there were black Friday deals. So why go to the shop when you get your shite online? Unless you just want a punch up.

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1 hour ago, Snatch said:

Absolutely unfuckingbelievable what the human race will do to save a few quid. I did notice that the American footage was mainly black people. Is that why it's called black Friday? And the footage from Tesco. Blaupunkt TV's? Not top of the range then and the Tesco sign did say that online there were black Friday deals. So why go to the shop when you get your shite online? Unless you just want a punch up.

To be fair Snatcho, some of the folk you refer to might have thought there was actual looting going on and simply joined in as their programming demands. I'm the same if I see badgers being exterminated.

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3 hours ago, Snatch said:

Absolutely unfuckingbelievable what the human race will do to save a few quid. I did notice that the American footage was mainly black people. Is that why it's called black Friday? And the footage from Tesco. Blaupunkt TV's? Not top of the range then and the Tesco sign did say that online there were black Friday deals. So why go to the shop when you get your shite online? Unless you just want a punch up.

I suppose the biggest shock for me was, i never went along to any of this with some hardware tools and done a job lot on all these worthless stupid cuntbreeds, a missed opportunity.

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4 minutes ago, Punkape said:

So you'll be down to buy something ?

Idiot....

lol.

You will be much further up the queue for gay porn, ky jelly and twelve inch vibrating knobbly cock.

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19 minutes ago, Fender777 said:

I suppose the biggest shock for me was, i never went along to any of this with some hardware tools and done a job lot on all these worthless stupid cuntbreeds, a missed opportunity.

Fender, that road rage wallah on the news; know anything about it?

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