Guest Batbomb Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 6 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: I offend everyone. I gave you a traditional welcome that was edited out by a staffer. Welcome to cunts corner, now go forth and multiply then shortly afterwards please expire. Hope that wasn't too rude for you. This site does rude like no other. Bring it on I say. Where did politeness ever get anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 18 minutes ago, Batbomb said: This site does rude like no other. Bring it on I say. Where did politeness ever get anyone? Careful what you wish for, Bat. Frank might take a drunken shit in a bucket with your name on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batbomb Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Careful what you wish for, Bat. Frank might take a drunken shit in a bucket with your name on it. It'll have to be on topic though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Just now, Batbomb said: If its on topic i'll take it like a man That's what Freddie Mercury said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batbomb Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Just now, Roadkill said: That's what Freddie Mercury said. oops the gay overtone edit didn't get thru before you replied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Just now, Batbomb said: oops the gay overtone edit didn't get thru before you replied. Well now you're just sounding like Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 On 09/12/2016 at 8:56 AM, Mrs Roops said: The Lisbon Treaty has 358 articles. Fellow anoraks may wish to peruse the entire document for fun. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 On 14/12/2016 at 4:51 PM, Gong Farmer said: Your Bangladeshi and Pakistani population did not arrive via Calais. They flew in to Heathrow on one way tickets. For some reason young Mohamed at number 97 doesn't like me calling him "Hammy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 27 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: For some reason young Mohamed at number 97 doesn't like me calling him "Hammy". You might not need to call a taxi either as he's probably got one of his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 @DingTheRioja, you really got torn a new arsehole in this thread didn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 There's a place for us..... Somewhere a place for us ..... don't you just love PJ Proby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 On 08/12/2016 at 10:59 PM, Ape said: It's unbelievable! Scientists have just announced they have discovered a cure for cancer and a cheap, renewable energy source to power planet earth into the 22nd century! You might expect it to involve a huge amount of mind-blowing mathematics and technology......but you'd be wrong. No, all that is needed is......wait for it......Article 50 - the wonder cure-all solution to all our problems. Who'd have thought that all our biggest problems could have been solved simply by invoking Article 50? I'm flabbergasted. Flidonacci sequence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 Article 45 1. Freedom of movement for workers shall be secured within the Union. 2. Such freedom of movement shall entail the abolition of any discrimination based on nationality between workers of the Member States as regards employment, remuneration and other conditions of work and employment. 3. It shall entail the right, subject to limitations justified on grounds of public policy, public security or public health: (a) to accept offers of employment actually made; (b) to move freely within the territory of Member States for this purpose; (c) to stay in a Member State for the purpose of employment in accordance with the provisions governing the employment of nationals of that State laid down by law, regulation or administrative action; (d) to remain in the territory of a Member State after having been employed in that State, subject to conditions which shall be embodied in regulations to be drawn up by the Commission. 4. The provisions of this article shall not apply to employment in the public service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 My balls are fucking reeking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 17 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: My balls are fucking reeking. Have a fucking wash then you filthy wanker, what are you, a soap dodging French man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 On 17/02/2017 at 9:06 AM, Noakes said: Have a fucking wash then you filthy wanker, what are you, a soap dodging French man? That was nasty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 I was watching a program on Sunday about Dutch fisheries. They were saying that they could but don't fish in what 'used' to be British fishing waters, that Britain won't be getting it's fishing rights back from the EU and that most of what they catch is exported to the UK because the British don't catch enough fish for the domestic consumption. All rather odd. Still, our fisheries are in a very healthy position because the British can't get enough of Dutch caught fish. Brexit or no Brexit, you'll still be buying Dutch caught fish and won't even be bothering ask who caught it when you buy it. The irony is staggering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 8 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: I was watching a program on Sunday about Dutch fisheries. They were saying that they could but don't fish in what 'used' to be British fishing waters, that Britain won't be getting it's fishing rights back from the EU and that most of what they catch is exported to the UK because the British don't catch enough fish for the domestic consumption. All rather odd. Still, our fisheries are in a very healthy position because the British can't get enough of Dutch caught fish. Brexit or no Brexit, you'll still be buying Dutch caught fish and won't even be bothering ask who caught it when you buy it. The irony is staggering. Funny that, because we import only slightly more than we export, 75% of what we catch is exported, 2/3rds to the EU. Whereas only 1/3 of what we import comes from the EU, all the EU... not just cloggies and their stinking mackeral. Quote These days nearly 80% of all cod processed in Holland originates from the north (Denmark, Scotland, Iceland and Norway.) Oh the irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 I thought you'd be cheering from the rafters on such an historic day. Hooray! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 4 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: I thought you'd be cheering from the rafters on such an historic day. Hooray! Mm..today I watched a thing many great nations tried to do for centuries. .and failed. .destroy Britain Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: Mm..today I watched a thing many great nations tried to do for centuries. .and failed. .destroy Britain Panzerknacker Persecution complex much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 9 1 minute ago, Gong Farmer said: Persecution complex much? No..just an observation. .UK plc has destroyed itself ..blaming the residents of its former colonies for wanting to come home to the mother country Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 Just now, Panzerknacker said: 9 No..just an observation. .UK plc has destroyed itself ..blaming the residents of its former colonies for wanting to come home to the mother country Panzerknacker To me it looks like the UK feels persecuted even to the point of persecuting it's self when It looks like yet another Scottish referendum and talk of Northern Ireland possibly looking to leave the UK to form a union with the Irish republic. Not a very United Kingdom is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: To me it looks like the UK feels persecuted even to the point of persecuting it's self when It looks like yet another Scottish referendum and talk of Northern Ireland possibly looking to leave the UK to form a union with the Irish republic. Not a very United Kingdom is it? No worries. ..ya still have stand up guys like the Saudis n trump to play with Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: To me it looks like the UK feels persecuted even to the point of persecuting it's self when It looks like yet another Scottish referendum and talk of Northern Ireland possibly looking to leave the UK to form a union with the Irish republic. Not a very United Kingdom is it? Perhaps we should simply anagramise the first word and call it 'The Untied Kingdom' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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