Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 I know fuck all about Sarah Olney. She's a Lib Dem, so I have no need to. What is she going to campaign for? More recycling facilities in the local community? Pish and shite. Another bloodless woman doing nothing of significance in British politics. A total farce. What bothers me is her mouth. I was watching the Daily Politics today and was put right off my lunch by the sight of her nashers. She has a huge gob, but it is still too small for her teeth. Bewildering. We may be no closer to locating the mortal remains of Shergar, but we at least know where the teeth ended up: Slightly more serious note, when politics is down the shitter the last thing I want to see is these limp-handshake nicey nice woman trying to bid for positions of power. When they finally invoke Article 50 we need strong leaders to broker difficult deals overseas, not a bunch of yummy mummies who will campaign to save the fucking hedgehogs or whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 14 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I know fuck all about Sarah Olney. She's a Lib Dem, so I have no need to. What is she going to campaign for? More recycling facilities in the local community? Pish and shite. Another bloodless woman doing nothing of significance in British politics. A total farce. What bothers me is her mouth. I was watching the Daily Politics today and was put right off my lunch by the sight of her nashers. She has a huge gob, but it is still too small for her teeth. Bewildering. We may be no closer to locating the mortal remains of Shergar, but we at least know where the teeth ended up: Slightly more serious note, when politics is down the shitter the last thing I want to see is these limp-handshake nicey nice woman trying to bid for positions of power. When they finally invoke Article 50 we need strong leaders to broker difficult deals overseas, not a bunch of yummy mummies who will campaign to save the fucking hedgehogs or whatever. How do hedgehogs fuck ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: How do hedgehogs fuck ? Very cautiously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 15 minutes ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: Very cautiously. You prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: You prick. No, but they do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 She looks like she stores her muesli in her cheeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Dear fucking Christ, what is it? It's fucking hideous. There's something terribly familiar about it, though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: How do hedgehogs fuck ? 2 hours ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: Very cautiously. 1 hour ago, Punkape said: You prick. 1 hour ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: No, but they do. May you burn in Hell for all eternity, along with the late MikeD. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Dear fucking Christ, what is it? It's fucking hideous. There's something terribly familiar about it, though... By all that's holy this is fucked up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Unlike many others she's getting nowhere near my bellend 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 I bet she goes like a train. The ugly ones normally do. A Southern Rail one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 32 minutes ago, Thundercunt said: Or as my nephew kindly pointed out... I know I'm being a bit of a hypocrite asking this question, but do all of your posts come with pretty fucking pictures? You got little t-rex spacker arms that get tired from typing words so you just click copy and paste on whatever random food smeared laptop your negligent carer has left lying around on google image search? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 On 12/20/2016 at 10:18 AM, Tata Steely Dan said: I know fuck all about Sarah Olney. She's a Lib Dem, so I have no need to. What is she going to campaign for? More recycling facilities in the local community? Pish and shite. Another bloodless woman doing nothing of significance in British politics. A total farce. What bothers me is her mouth. I was watching the Daily Politics today and was put right off my lunch by the sight of her nashers. She has a huge gob, but it is still too small for her teeth. Bewildering. We may be no closer to locating the mortal remains of Shergar, but we at least know where the teeth ended up: Slightly more serious note, when politics is down the shitter the last thing I want to see is these limp-handshake nicey nice woman trying to bid for positions of power. When they finally invoke Article 50 we need strong leaders to broker difficult deals overseas, not a bunch of yummy mummies who will campaign to save the fucking hedgehogs or whatever. Looks like the stuttering hostess at the local chinky take away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 On 20/12/2016 at 3:18 PM, Tata Steely Dan said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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