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I know fuck all about Sarah Olney. She's a Lib Dem, so I have no need to. What is she going to campaign for? More recycling facilities in the local community? Pish and shite. Another bloodless woman doing nothing of significance in British politics. A total farce.

What bothers me is her mouth. I was watching the Daily Politics today and was put right off my lunch by the sight of her nashers. She has a huge gob, but it is still too small for her teeth. Bewildering. We may be no closer to locating the mortal remains of Shergar, but we at least know where the teeth ended up:

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Slightly more serious note, when politics is down the shitter the last thing I want to see is these limp-handshake nicey nice woman trying to bid for positions of power. When they finally invoke Article 50 we need strong leaders to broker difficult deals overseas, not a bunch of yummy mummies who will campaign to save the fucking hedgehogs or whatever.

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14 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

I know fuck all about Sarah Olney. She's a Lib Dem, so I have no need to. What is she going to campaign for? More recycling facilities in the local community? Pish and shite. Another bloodless woman doing nothing of significance in British politics. A total farce.

What bothers me is her mouth. I was watching the Daily Politics today and was put right off my lunch by the sight of her nashers. She has a huge gob, but it is still too small for her teeth. Bewildering. We may be no closer to locating the mortal remains of Shergar, but we at least know where the teeth ended up:

_92797575_olneygetty.jpg

 

Slightly more serious note, when politics is down the shitter the last thing I want to see is these limp-handshake nicey nice woman trying to bid for positions of power. When they finally invoke Article 50 we need strong leaders to broker difficult deals overseas, not a bunch of yummy mummies who will campaign to save the fucking hedgehogs or whatever.

How do hedgehogs fuck ?

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2 hours ago, Punkape said:

How do hedgehogs fuck ?

2 hours ago, Dr. Chernobyl said:

Very cautiously.

1 hour ago, Punkape said:

You prick.

1 hour ago, Dr. Chernobyl said:

No, but they do.

May you burn in Hell for all eternity, along with the late MikeD. :angry:

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32 minutes ago, Thundercunt said:

Or as my nephew kindly pointed out...

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I know I'm being a bit of a hypocrite asking this question, but do all of your posts come with pretty fucking pictures? You got little t-rex spacker arms that get tired from typing words so you just click copy and paste on whatever random food smeared laptop your negligent carer has left lying around on google image search?

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On 12/20/2016 at 10:18 AM, Tata Steely Dan said:

I know fuck all about Sarah Olney. She's a Lib Dem, so I have no need to. What is she going to campaign for? More recycling facilities in the local community? Pish and shite. Another bloodless woman doing nothing of significance in British politics. A total farce.

What bothers me is her mouth. I was watching the Daily Politics today and was put right off my lunch by the sight of her nashers. She has a huge gob, but it is still too small for her teeth. Bewildering. We may be no closer to locating the mortal remains of Shergar, but we at least know where the teeth ended up:

_92797575_olneygetty.jpg

 

Slightly more serious note, when politics is down the shitter the last thing I want to see is these limp-handshake nicey nice woman trying to bid for positions of power. When they finally invoke Article 50 we need strong leaders to broker difficult deals overseas, not a bunch of yummy mummies who will campaign to save the fucking hedgehogs or whatever.

Looks like the stuttering hostess at the local chinky take away!  

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