Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 12 hours ago, Ape said: . If I could indeed give you the brandy, I'd make sure it was enough to kill you. Merry Christmas. Only XO brandy please, no shite round here. 11 hours ago, Decimus said: Good tidings we bring, To you and your Ding, We wish you a merry Christmas, You dirty northern fucking queer. Useless fucking cunt, that last line has too many syllabubs in it. It should either be dirty fucking queer or dirty northern queer to fit right. Now fuck off and have a cunt of a new year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I sent Frank a container of bleach with his name on it and two plastic drinking flutes. Do you think the cunt could be bothered to say thank you? I imagine he's too choked with emotion Wizzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Only XO brandy please, no shite round here. Useless fucking cunt, that last line has too many syllabubs in it. It should either be dirty fucking queer or dirty northern queer to fit right. Now fuck off and have a cunt of a new year. Dingle bells, dingle bells, dingle all the way. Ding hates blacks, Frank is dead, and Punkers is a gay, hey! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Dingle bells, dingle bells, dingle all the way. Ding hates blacks, Frank is dead, and Punkers is a gay, hey! Last Christmas I gave you my heart, The very next day, the fucker stopped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 22 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Dingle bells, dingle bells, dingle all the way. Ding hates blacks, Frank is dead, and Punkers is a gay, hey! Oh Bubba C, Oh Bubba C, He's short and Welsh and slimy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 4 hours ago, Bubba C said: Dingle bells, dingle bells, dingle all the way. Ding hates blacks, Frank is dead, and Punkers is a gay, hey! Terrible, fucking terrible. There is no cadence left in that at all. 2/10 Start again from scratch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: Oh Bubba C, Oh Bubba C, He's short and Welsh and slimy. A pity like for you there, RK. Good effort. Watch this....... Ding dong merrily on high, the Yorkshire twat is boring Ding dong merrily on high, his multi-quotes get me snoring. Merry Christmas, ding, you disgusting little shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Not exactly Moodey and Sankey, is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 On 26/12/2016 at 6:24 PM, Bubba C said: A pity like for you there, RK. Good effort. Watch this....... Ding dong merrily on high, the Yorkshire twat is boring Ding dong merrily on high, his multi-quotes get me snoring. Merry Christmas, ding, you disgusting little shit. Fucking useless, will you not learn? Quote Ding dong merrily on high, the Yorkshire twat is boring Ding dong merrily on high, multi-quote for snoring... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 Boring cunt from North Yorkshire He is spastic ding Rioja crash helmet sporting, Ritalin snorting Fucking dribbler O ding the mong child, ding is shite Xenophobic hyprocrite Multi quoting, ukip voting Northern parasite Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 On 27/12/2016 at 9:45 AM, cuntspotter said: Not exactly Moodey and Sankey, is it? More Armitage Shanks perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 11 hours ago, Gurt said: Boring cunt from North Yorkshire He is spastic ding Rioja crash helmet sporting, Ritalin snorting Fucking dribbler O ding the mong child, ding is shite Xenophobic hyprocrite Multi quoting, ukip voting Northern parasite Cunt. Good drugs, gurt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 No, the malaria medication is giving me terrible delirium and nightmares. I had a dream that cunts corner had turned really shit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 24 minutes ago, Gurt said: No, the malaria medication is giving me terrible delirium and nightmares. I had a dream that cunts corner had turned really shit.... That's no dream, gurt. I'd advise taking a mosquito net, as you seem to have been given nothing more than a hefty meat injection by your 'doctor'. PS- is quince dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 11, 2017 Report Share Posted January 11, 2017 So Kaye West's daughter is called North .. that's North West .. where Punker's comes from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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