Cuntybaws Posted January 26, 2017 Report Posted January 26, 2017 (edited) Fuck me, you'd never believe it to look at him, would you? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-38756508 Edited January 26, 2017 by Mrs Roops Quote
Guest Manky Posted January 26, 2017 Report Posted January 26, 2017 His father must have been a thief. He stole the stars from the heavens and put them in his eyes. Or something like that. I get harassed by women regularly, or restraining orders as they prefer to call them. Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 26, 2017 Report Posted January 26, 2017 33 minutes ago, Manky said: His father must have been a thief. He stole the stars from the heavens and put them in his eyes. Or something like that. I get harassed by women regularly, or restraining orders as they prefer to call them. Do the restraining orders work? Fatty needs a few. Quote
Guest Fatty Posted January 26, 2017 Report Posted January 26, 2017 16 minutes ago, Noakes said: Do the restraining orders work? Fatty needs a few. Bender Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 26, 2017 Report Posted January 26, 2017 Just now, Fatty said: Bender Are you sure you don't want to suck my dick? You seem so keen. Punkape says you are very good at it, most experienced. Poofter! Quote
Guest Fatty Posted January 26, 2017 Report Posted January 26, 2017 Just now, Noakes said: Are you sure you don't want to suck my dick? You seem so keen. Punkape says you are very good at it, most experienced. Poofter! Probably would if you had a dick, bender Quote
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 26, 2017 Report Posted January 26, 2017 I'd wager he's related to Rolf, as in Harris. Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 26, 2017 Report Posted January 26, 2017 Just now, Fatty said: Probably would if you had a dick, bender Well I can see it when I look down at my feet, not undulating mountains of whale blubber like you. Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 26, 2017 Report Posted January 26, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: I'd wager he's related to Rolf, as in Harris. Who fatty or Rory, or both even? Quote
Guest Fatty Posted January 26, 2017 Report Posted January 26, 2017 Just now, Noakes said: Who fatty or Rory, or both even? You leave uncle Rolf and cousin Rory out of this Quote
Decimus Posted January 26, 2017 Report Posted January 26, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: I'd wager he's related to Rolf, as in Harris. Reported. Quote
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 26, 2017 Report Posted January 26, 2017 Surely this bit of fluff could have accepted a bit of harassment rather than make public the fact that she's ridden this ugly unfunny cunts cock for the last 5 years. Stupid cow. Any pics of her by any chance? Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 26, 2017 Report Posted January 26, 2017 18 minutes ago, Fatty said: You leave uncle Rolf and cousin Rory out of this I owe you a like you fat bastard! Quote
Guest Manky Posted January 26, 2017 Report Posted January 26, 2017 55 minutes ago, Noakes said: Do the restraining orders work? Fatty needs a few. Not as well as ropes and black nasty. (Masking tape) Quote
Wolfie Posted January 26, 2017 Report Posted January 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Fuck me, you'd never believe it to look at him, would you? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-38756508 Rory's aged well, I must say. And how atypical for someone who's built a carer with the BBC to be involved in a sex scandal. I do hope he fares well, especially as he's done numerous charity stints for Comic Relief. That said, it's Big Nose Day everyday for Rory. Quote
Jiggerycock Posted January 26, 2017 Report Posted January 26, 2017 A Gooner of course, naturally. RVP When the girl say no 'Molest Her!' Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 1, 2017 Report Posted February 1, 2017 On 26/01/2017 at 2:17 PM, Noakes said: Do the restraining orders work? Fatty needs a few. You mean restraints. Quote
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