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It would seem that Ole Frank has branched out and is now offering a Grooming Service:

For a more specific price for your dog please contact me, I will come to your home or place of work with all the kit I need in a van, all I will need is to connect in a electric point , please allow a few hours for your dog's cut.

 

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2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

It would seem that Ole Frank has branched out and is now offering a Grooming Service:

For a more specific price for your dog please contact me, I will come to your home or place of work with all the kit I need in a van, all I will need is to connect in a electric point , please allow a few hours for your dog's cut.

 

It's franks dogging service you dopey cunt, he comes round and arse fucks your dog

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7 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

Where is Punkape? He would usually be chiming in with some paint-by-numbers attempt at snobbery round about now.

Gulping down another creamy load of man mayo or 10 I'd wager. Cheshire police- there's an easy breathalyser win leaving a golf club soon so drop the donuts 

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1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

Where is Punkape? He would usually be chiming in with some paint-by-numbers attempt at snobbery round about now.

He's too busy being Frank/Bubba C etc. etc.

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15 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

It would seem that Ole Frank has branched out and is now offering a Grooming Service:

For a more specific price for your dog please contact me, I will come to your home or place of work with all the kit I need in a van, all I will need is to connect in a electric point , please allow a few hours for your dog's cut.

 

what links were removed?

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4 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

what links were removed?

Fuck knows. Completely innocent ones of an established online grooming service's www address called [deleted] Grooming. 

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2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

Fuck knows. Completely innocent ones of an established online grooming service's www address called [deleted] Grooming. 

They were innocent links but so is the small one-man business. Having the link removed why try the clumsy attempt to circumvent the editing?

The link and e-mail address was removed as it's inappropriate to drag innocent and unconnected people into the petty internecine warfare of certain punters.

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On 2/4/2017 at 0:52 AM, 'eavensabove said:

He's too busy being Frank/Bubba C etc. etc.

There are no multi's on here. Rick said so,so it must be true.

No cunt believes him but that's beside the point.

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2 hours ago, Bubba C said:

The game is up, well done on cracking the code, 'eavans, you unbelievably, unashamedly, stupid fucking cunt. 

Fuck off. 

Elton John
 
Fuck off Bubba C
Though I never liked you at all
All you did was scratch yourself
Whilst crabs around you crawled
They crawl out of your arse hole
Then they enter into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
'till you finally went insane
 
And it seems to me you live your life
Like a Cunt in the wind
Never knowing who to turn to
Except when Frank logs in
And we would all have liked to kill you
But you are just a kid
Your brain cells burned out long ago
You stupid fucking flid
 
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41 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:
Elton John
 
Fuck off Bubba C
Though I never liked you at all
All you did was scratch yourself
Whilst crabs around you crawled
They crawl out of your arse hole
Then they enter into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
'till you finally went insane
 
And it seems to me you live your life
Like a Cunt in the wind
Never knowing who to turn to
Except when Frank logs in
And we would all have liked to kill you
But you are just a kid
Your brain cells burned out long ago
You stupid fucking flid
 

Is this the cunting through song thread?

No it isn't.

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2 minutes ago, Snatch said:

Is this the cunting through song thread?

No it isn't.

It is now! ;-)

Threads don't seem to mean jack on here regarding staying on topic.

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