Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 This cunt is for real. It has been reported since 2013 that James Wannerton from Dollis Hill, North London, has a rare condition called synaesthesia, which links senses such as taste, normally experienced separately. His condition, means that when he reads the names of London Underground stations, each one conjures up a particular strong taste. From sausage & eggs at Tottenham Court Road to putrid meat at Kilburn, and jam roly-poly at Baker Street... He has now since wrote a book about it, in the hope that it will help you navigate the London Underground, with your tongue. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/road-and-rail-transport/10257633/What-do-London-Underground-stops-taste-like.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 I swear I tasted crab & lobster, at Kings Crustacean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 "You know how when you see prime numbers, they appear red, but when they’re twin primes, they’re pink and smell like gasoline?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 20 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: This cunt is for real. It has been reported since 2013 that James Wannerton from Dollis Hill, North London, has a rare condition called synaesthesia, which links senses such as taste, normally experienced separately. His condition, means that when he reads the names of London Underground stations, each one conjures up a particular strong taste. From sausage & eggs at Tottenham Court Road to putrid meat at Kilburn, and jam roly-poly at Baker Street... He has now since wrote a book about it, in the hope that it will help you navigate the London Underground, with your tongue. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/road-and-rail-transport/10257633/What-do-London-Underground-stops-taste-like.html When he visits Punkies golf club does he taste spunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When he visits Punkies golf club does he taste spunk? Due to Punkers daily commute, I'd wager (and without testing) that Cockfosters, tastes of a Sumo wrestler's mawashi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 9 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Due to Punkers daily commute, I'd wager (and without testing) that Cockfosters, tastes of a Sumo wrestler's mawashi. I can just picture him getting off at Shepherd's Bush. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I can just picture him getting off at Shepherd's Bush. Fucking classic Baws. I can just picture him getting off on a Shepherd's Bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 31 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I can just picture him getting off at Shepherd's Bush. Moorgate could be a bit of a crush back in the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: Moorgate could be a bit of a crush back in the day When, when it tasted of death? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 Huh. I was just watching that show with Chris Packham as well. What next? Greenland Sharks are cunts? The parasites that live in the eyes of Greenland Sharks are cunts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: Moorgate could be a bit of a crush back in the day Tastes more like mince than orange crush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Huh. I was just watching that show with Chris Packham as well. What next? Greenland Sharks are cunts? The parasites that live in the eyes of Greenland Sharks are cunts? It could only be more perfect if his arse was Welsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 8 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Huh. I was just watching that show with Chris Packham as well. What next? Greenland Sharks are cunts? The parasites that live in the eyes of Greenland Sharks are cunts? Some sharks, are old enough to have seen the 1966 World Cup! Reckons Packman. However, his section about Wannerten, brought a breath of fresh in terms of Underground travel. "Fresh" I hasten to emphasise, which is most unlike the stagnant stench that permeates throughout your Troglodyte hovel. You mole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 9 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: When, when it tasted of death? I'm trying to be subtle and clever. You however, are trying to be an unreconstructed phalocentric troglodyte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Some sharks, are old enough to have seen the 1966 World Cup! Reckons Packman. Cunning that. I don't like it when Packham tries to appeal to the masses with his talk of World Cups and playing Ramones tunes to sharks. He's a fucking geek with a lisp, and does his best work when he's being nothing more than a fucking geek with a lisp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: I'm trying to be subtle and clever. You however, are trying to be an unreconstructed phalocentric troglodyte Nah. Being a Trog, is Dan's domain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Cunning that. I don't like it when Packham tries to appeal to the masses with his talk of World Cups and playing Ramones tunes to sharks. He's a fucking geek with a lisp, and does his best work when he's being nothing more than a fucking geek with a lisp. Agreed. He's just another wanna-be-on-telly. Wallaby, I mean. He simply jumps from Station to Station without tasting them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm trying to be subtle and clever. You however, are trying to be an unreconstructed phalocentric troglodyte Every time I eat a deep fried Mars Bar I hear the screams from the Ibrox disaster. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Every time I eat a deep fried Mars Bar I hear the screams from the Ibrox disaster. Wash it down with a glass of Crusha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 I can almost taste Svičková dumplings & Chrome, on the Underground in Prague. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 This nom tastes of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 Tarmac and lucky Heather at Liverpool Street....or salty tears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 44 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: This nom tastes of shit. And coming from someone who has tasted it, you of all people would know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Neil's probably working his way through Seven Sisters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 On 18 February 2017 at 7:30 PM, 'eavensabove said: Some sharks, are old enough to have seen the 1966 World Cup! Reckons Packman. However, his section about Wannerten, brought a breath of fresh in terms of Underground travel. "Fresh" I hasten to emphasise, which is most unlike the stagnant stench that permeates throughout your Troglodyte hovel. You mole. Sharks would not have any money to buy World Cup tickets and would almost certainly suffocate before reaching the Wembley turnstiles! Packham is a delusional cunt and the bumboy of Terry Nutkins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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