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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
36 minutes ago, deebom said:

You think I want to spend at least two hours traveling home on peasant transport at 4.30am after a nights drinking? You're even thicker than I thought.

You stupid cunt. Why then don't you go drinking nearer to where you live. For example, it takes me 1hr 50mins to get to Norwich from London so what fucking idiot travels over a hundred miles for a night out unless the venue is that specialist like The Blue Oyster.

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On 03/03/2017 at 9:18 PM, Rick_B said:

Don't blame the drivers though, blame the fact that Uber seems to be able to circumvent May's phoney "living wage" and exploit the self-employed loophole.

You're an embarrassing blow-off worthy of ridicule, Rick. It's precisely because of misinformed, left-wing opinions such as yours that foreign minicab drivers have been allowed to undermine British taxi drivers' jobs in the first place. Why is Theresa May to blame? The problem wouldn't arise if we had prevented foreign drivers from coming to the UK (under Labour governments) by using funds to clamp-down on unsuitable/illegal insurances (instead of using funds to provide welfare for them and their families), while increasing our aid for countries from which they are trying to escape – thus giving them a reason to want to stay.

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Guest Alfie Noakes
26 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

You're an embarrassing blow-off worthy of ridicule, Rick. It's precisely because of misinformed, left-wing opinions such as yours that foreign minicab drivers have been allowed to undermine British taxi drivers' jobs in the first place. Why is Theresa May to blame? The problem wouldn't arise if we had prevented foreign drivers from coming to the UK (under Labour governments) by using funds to clamp-down on unsuitable/illegal insurances (instead of using funds to provide welfare for them and their families), while increasing our aid for countries from which they are trying to escape – thus giving them a reason to want to stay.

You can't keep blaming Labour they haven't been in charge for quite some time! The shit is this Tory government and the coalition's fault, they have had a very long time to sort it out and haven't.

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22 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

You can't keep blaming Labour they haven't been in charge for quite some time! The shit is this Tory government and the coalition's fault, they have had a very long time to sort it out and haven't.

You mean to sort out the mistakes created by Tony Blair's pro-immigration Labour government? Are you suggesting the Labour government under Tony Blair (and its renowned border control) never created conditions suitable for migrants to enter the UK illegally before the Tory coalition came to power? Does this not bother you, seeing as you strike me as being a decent, hardworking sort of chap who'd understand the plight if UK taxi drivers, Alf?

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Guest Snatch

I don't care who's to blame but anything that pisses off the taxi drivers who car colour is mainly black is ok by me.

Those cunts have had it their own way for far too long and regardless of what they think,they do not own the fucking road.

Rip off cunts all of them.

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Guest Alfie Noakes
1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

You mean to sort out the mistakes created by Tony Blair's pro-immigration Labour government? Are you suggesting the Labour government under Tony Blair (and its renowned border control) never created conditions suitable for migrants to enter the UK illegally before the Tory coalition came to power? Does this not bother you, seeing as you strike me as being a decent, hardworking sort of chap who'd understand the plight if UK taxi drivers, Alf?

I am an electrical contractor, the building industry has had this going on longer than taxis. I am suggesting that this govt should stop blaming past events and get on with sorting it out properly instead. Blair and Brown fucked up, but Blairmoaners need to deal with it instead of moan.

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29 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

I am an electrical contractor, the building industry has had this going on longer than taxis. I am suggesting that this govt should stop blaming past events and get on with sorting it out properly instead. Blair and Brown fucked up, but Blairmoaners need to deal with it instead of moan.

Isn't an 'electrical contractor' the same as an electrician?

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Guest Alfie Noakes
1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

Isn't an 'electrical contractor' the same as an electrician?

No, I employ three people. Electricians are solo entities.

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45 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Well, that explains it then. I thought for a moment you were trying to make yourself sound more important than you are.

Round these parts we call this "Doing an Eddie", or occasionally, "Pulling a Rolex".

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Guest 'eavensabove
On ‎03‎/‎03‎/‎2017 at 8:55 PM, deebom said:

They are cheap as fuck though.

Exactly. Black Taxi's (ok and white ones) charge the fucking Earth. Some of them charge an arm and a leg just to sit the cunt

Hence the growing amount of amputees in and around central London.

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Guest 'eavensabove

The best way to avoid extortionate cab fair charges, is to leg it once delivered within a close proximity to wherever it is you're wanting to go.

They don't half get the hump!

 

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Guest nobgobbler
25 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

The best way to avoid extortionate cab fair charges, is to leg it once delivered within a close proximity to wherever it is you're wanting to go.

They don't half get the hump!

 

That's a rather shabby trick. Did you shit on the back seat as well?

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Guest 'eavensabove
Just now, nobgobbler said:

That's a rather shabby trick. Did you shit on the back seat as well?

Why of course!  It is rude not to leave a tip.

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Guest 'eavensabove
2 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

That's a rather shabby trick. Did you shit on the back seat as well?

Restaurants are fair game too. My own method of escape is to climb out of their bog window as soon as my After Eights have had time to settle. Came unstuck once though, as the bogs were on the third floor.

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Guest Alfie Noakes
1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Round these parts we call this "Doing an Eddie", or occasionally, "Pulling a Rolex".

I will not be goaded into proving anything as my identity would be given away. I am not allowing history to repeat itself and let you simpletons know anything. My business generates enough work for three of us, what is so difficult to understand about that, also why do you think it so hard to acheive that? 

 

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11 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

I will not be goaded into proving anything as my identity would be given away. I am not allowing history to repeat itself and let you simpletons know anything. My business generates enough work for three of us, what is so difficult to understand about that, also why do you think it so hard to acheive that? 

 

Hence, does this mean you are an electrician who provides enough available work for two other electricians?

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Guest 'eavensabove
3 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Hence, does this mean you are an electrician who provides enough available work for two other electricians?

He's certainly a bright spark with a short fuse, that's for sure.

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18 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

I will not be goaded into proving anything as my identity would be given away. I am not allowing history to repeat itself and let you simpletons know anything. My business generates enough work for three of us, what is so difficult to understand about that, also why do you think it so hard to achieve that? 

The comment wasn't aimed at you, Alf, it was purely a generic observation. I have no reason to doubt that you yourself have managed to rise above the benefits fuelled lifestyle of the stereotypical bedsit dwelling CC member to mercilessly exploit your zero hours minimum wage subcontractors. Long live capitalism.

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16 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

I'm remaining neutral. Alf's a down to Earth live wire.

At least he's not a fucking landlord. We've got quite enough of those lowlife cunts already, thank you very much.

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Guest Alfie Noakes
14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

At least he's not a fucking landlord. We've got quite enough of those lowlife cunts already, thank you very much.

I have a field and some flats, as well you must remember, testing me mr memory?

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