Neil Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Fucking good job,if you can't speak English then you shouldn't fucking be here......fuck off whence you came and take your poncing offspring with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Neil said: Fucking good job,if you can't speak English then you shouldn't fucking be here......fuck off whence you came and take your poncing offspring with you Couldn't give a fuck if they speak English or not. As long as they get me to where I want to go. Then they can fuck off to whence they came Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Had a bad experience with these unlicensed tax dodgers then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 I have black cab driving friends who's livelihood is under threat by these non tax paying foreign cunts that employ any fucker that is desperate enough to work for £3.50 per hour because they can claim off the government for their feckless family.Anyone that uses a uber cab deserves to be raped,robbed or both. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 They are cheap as fuck though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 40 minutes ago, Neil said: I have black cab driving friends who's livelihood is under threat by these non tax paying foreign cunts that employ any fucker that is desperate enough to work for £3.50 per hour because they can claim off the government for their feckless family.Anyone that uses a uber cab deserves to be raped,robbed or both. Fuck off Don't blame the drivers though, blame the fact that Uber seems to be able to circumvent May's phoney "living wage" and exploit the self-employed loophole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 we should boycott the cunts and drive them out of business Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Just now, Rick_B said: Don't blame the drivers though, blame the fact that Uber seems to be able to circumvent May's phoney "living wage" and exploit the self-employed loophole. I dont necessarily blame Uber,its the government/politicians that need a kick up the arse to stop this practice that in the long run costs us a whole lot more than the few quid people save getting from A to B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 If UBER drivers can't write about mars or milky way, I don't want the illiterate fucks driving me around. I mean. if I say "take me to your leader", I don't want to be taken to see Welsh Rockers Feeder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: If UBER drivers can't write about mars or milky way, I don't want the illiterate fucks driving me around. I mean. if I say "take me to your leader", I don't want to be taken to see Welsh Rockers Feeder. You really are out of your mind, aren't you ratters? Properly out of your fucking mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 10 minutes ago, Ape said: You really are out of your mind, aren't you ratters? Properly out of your fucking mind. You're so right Apely, who wouldn't jump at the chance to see Grant and the lads! I reckon any aliens who land and call up UBER will really rock out to their catchy tunes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 What about tram drivers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 58 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Don't blame the drivers though, blame the fact that Uber seems to be able to circumvent May's phoney "living wage" and exploit the self-employed loophole. That loophole is being shut more every day, won't be long before it's fucked and Uber sell their shares off and fuck off to some tax dodging sunny place. 58 minutes ago, Neil said: we should boycott the cunts and drive them out of business I'll join you on that... oh... I haven't used any taxis in about 5 years though so I don't reckon it'll help much.. Just now, Lady Penelope said: What about tram drivers? They can fuck off, speeding round corners at three times the limit... cunts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 I went to see some friends the other week, got absolutely fucked and called uber at about 4.30am. Cab across London £20.97. Last time I got an ordinary minicab home from the same place was £75. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 2 hours ago, deebom said: I went to see some friends the other week, got absolutely fucked and called uber at about 4.30am. Cab across London £20.97. Last time I got an ordinary minicab home from the same place was £75. The moral dilemma,you saved a few quid but your soul paid a deposit to the devil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 14 hours ago, Neil said: we should boycott the cunts and drive them out of business ...and out of the country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 14 hours ago, Ape said: You really are out of your mind, aren't you ratters? Properly out of your fucking mind. Yes, but at least he is original. Shitting behind trees, and burnt frites indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 20 hours ago, Neil said: I have black cab driving friends who's livelihood is under threat by these non tax paying foreign cunts that employ any fucker that is desperate enough to work for £3.50 per hour because they can claim off the government for their feckless family.Anyone that uses a uber cab deserves to be raped,robbed or both. Fuck off I use uber because they are cheap, arrive on time and do not start talking utter bollocks to me like the bald, no neck, right wing, silver tongued cavaliers who I've had the misfortune to get when I've used black cabs. I'm sure your mate is the exception but I get pissed off with the drivel I've had to endure in black cabs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 Of course they don't talk,they know you can't speak somalian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 35 minutes ago, Neil said: Of course they don't talk,they know you can't speak somalian Haa I aad cunt karaa! Eh? Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: Of course they don't talk,they know you can't speak somalian I wonder if the Somali and Nigerian cab drivers follow the traditional banter/small talk pattern made famous by London cabbies.... "This used to be a lovely area 'til all the darkies moved in". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wonder if the Somali and Nigerian cab drivers follow the traditional banter/small talk pattern made famous by London cabbies.... "This used to be a lovely area 'til all the darkies moved in". Nah, they probably slag off the Syrians and Iraqis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 7 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Nah, they probably slag off the Syrians and Iraqis Let's hope so, I'd like to think we have something in common, as well as a unilateral hatred of Scousers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 Who the fuck gets a taxi in London with the other cheaper alternatives. Tube, overland, dlr, bus, Boris bike. You're a fucking idiot with more money than sense and you've only got £54 left you senseless cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 12 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Who the fuck gets a taxi in London with the other cheaper alternatives. Tube, overland, dlr, bus, Boris bike. You're a fucking idiot with more money than sense and you've only got £54 left you senseless cunt. You think I want to spend at least two hours traveling home on peasant transport at 4.30am after a nights drinking? You're even thicker than I thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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