Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: You have a web? How many flies have you caught in it? You cheeky cunt, our Gyppo is a nice girl.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Length Eric? Yes, not bad, that's why I don't need to tell everyone about my car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You have a web? How many flies have you caught in it? This place don't exist Does it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: This place don't exist Does it? No, daftarse, I was cunningly avoiding a cattle prodding from Roops for using one of the 'forbidden words'. There is a place called 'Wagga Wagga' though. And it's pronounced like Wogga Wogga, except on the politically correct news. Like when they started pronouncing a certain planets name stupidly because it made kids giggle when they heard 'Yer Anus' on John Cravens Newsround. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 5 hours ago, Mingeeta said: The worst twats are the ones who ride side by side on a single carriageway. No matter what needs to get past they dont move. What's your hurry mingbag baby. .it's not like you'd be missed or noticed by your tardiness or absence for that matter Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 On 4/4/2017 at 9:08 AM, Stubby Pecker said: Harsh, but probably necessary for bike cunts. I'll make sure I sick to the rules of the road or better still dust off my stumpy and stay in the woods. I assume those that get your ire are town and city bikers who get from a to b faster than you by cycling where they want. Hardly. Those who get my ire are the ones who obstruct the flow of traffic, causing distractions, accidents and jams. I still get where I'm going faster than them, because I'll run the cunts down and keep going. Bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, daftarse, I was cunningly avoiding a cattle prodding from Roops for using one of the 'forbidden words'. There is a place called 'Wagga Wagga' though. And it's pronounced like Wogga Wogga, except on the politically correct news. Like when they started pronouncing a certain planets name stupidly because it made kids giggle when they heard 'Yer Anus' on John Cravens Newsround. Ok Eric... now you're a yagga yagga.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 8 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Ok Eric... now you're a yagga yagga.. That made less sense than the first words spoken by a love child that resulted from a drunken one night stand between Lady P and Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: That made less sense than the first words spoken by a love child that resulted from a drunken one night stand between Lady P and Ratty. Know your music, cunt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Know your music, cunt... I just googled it and it still means fuck all to me, and it shouldn't to you either, unless you are the dreadlocked flat cap wearing representative of the Yorkshire branch of the 'Ja People'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Hardly. Those who get my ire are the ones who obstruct the flow of traffic, causing distractions, accidents and jams. I still get where I'm going faster than them, because I'll run the cunts down and keep going. Bastards! I used to ride through town quite regularly but now I haven't the balls for it. I'm to scarred some half pissed polish mental case with no lisence or insurance with mow me down whilst updating his Facebook status Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That made less sense than the first words spoken by a love child that resulted from a drunken one night stand between Lady P and Ratty. not as crazy as a one night stand with an actual night stand. Shovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 17 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I used to ride through town quite regularly but now I haven't the balls for it. I'm to scarred some half pissed polish mental case with no lisence or insurance with mow me down whilst updating his Facebook status Now come on Stubble, no one uses their balls for this kind of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: Now come on Stubble, no one uses their balls for this kind of shit. True ratters old chap, all the biking I've done over the millennia have reduced my klootzac (ask Gongers) to a shrivelled pair of grapes. Make one wish I'd done many more mile before I met mrs pecker and she started firing out the stubblets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 12 minutes ago, ratcum said: not as crazy as a one night stand with an actual night stand. Shovel. Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons tried it though Ratty, their last big hit was meant to be titled 'Crazy Night Stand', but the mentally deranged article of bedroom furniture took out an injunction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I used to ride through town quite regularly but now I haven't the balls for it. I'm to scarred some half pissed polish mental case with no lisence or insurance with mow me down whilst updating his Facebook status Always carry a parting gift for such fuckwits. May I suggest something like: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Always carry a parting gift for such fuckwits. May I suggest something like: How ridiculous, why would anyone put a muzzle brake on a non auto pistol? Not to mention the fact that a pistol designed purely for suicidal purposes wouldn't need 6 chambers! Seriously though, before the picture was fucked about with, was that a Smith & Wesson 500? Also known as the wrist breaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 I believe it is a .44 magnum, 4" barrel. Just a hand warmer, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I just googled it and it still means fuck all to me, and it shouldn't to you either, unless you are the dreadlocked flat cap wearing representative of the Yorkshire branch of the 'Ja People'. Tru bruddah, ai izz de spitir, spirtual, ghost of Bob Marley...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That made less sense than the first words spoken by a love child that resulted from a drunken one night stand between Lady P and Ratty. Erid .. when you father comes home you will be in trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 On 04/04/2017 at 10:30 PM, DingTheRioja said: Gyppo is a nice girl.... How do you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: How do you know? She always leaves a chocolate mint on her way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: How do you know? 45 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: She always leaves a chocolate mint on her way out. Is that mint flavoured? Just thought it was a mark.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 59 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Is that mint flavoured? Just thought it was a mark.... Depends. For most, yes, a nice mint flavoured piece of candy. If it were Frank, I theorize she would bludgeon him on the head, have a hazardous material team remove his pants, and leave a urinal cake on the pillow, and a note saying "enjoy the big white mint....kisses" with a lipstick ring and several X's and O's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Depends. For most, yes, a nice mint flavoured piece of candy. If it were Frank, I theorize she would bludgeon him on the head, have a hazardous material team remove his pants, and leave a urinal cake on the pillow, and a note saying "enjoy the big white mint....kisses" with a lipstick ring and several X's and O's. You seem to have thought about that rather too much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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