Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You seem to have thought about that rather too much... I was under the impression that exercising every precaution was common sense where Frank is involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I was under the impression that exercising every precaution was common sense where Frank is involved. That's what wood chippers and claw hammers are for, the CC staples... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: That's what wood chippers and claw hammers are for, the CC staples... Wood chipping's to good for Francis, as is being claw hammered to oblivion. I agree death is the only option for this vile cunt so I suggest staking the cunt in the desert and let the ants eat him alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 21 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I used to ride through town quite regularly but now I haven't the balls for it. I'm to scarred some half pissed polish mental case with no lisence or insurance with mow me down whilst updating his Facebook status Oh! You mean Uber drivers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 On 04/04/2017 at 10:30 PM, DingTheRioja said: You cheeky cunt, our Gyppo is a nice girl.... I am. I always get out the bath for a wee wee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I am. I always get out the bath for a wee wee. After a proper night out on the piss, the wee wee is your bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: After a proper night out on the piss, the wee wee is your bath. And knowing Gyppo, the bath is in someone elses front garden... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 32 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: And knowing Gyppo, the bath is in someone elses front garden... Well fish ponds sometimes look like jacuzzis when you've had too many cream sodas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Wood chipping's to good for Francis, as is being claw hammered to oblivion. I agree death is the only option for this vile cunt so I suggest staking the cunt in the desert and let the ants eat him alive Only after I've had my way with a Stanley knife, pair of pliers and litre of sulphuric acid. I've got dibs on that piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I am. I always get out the bath for a wee wee. You're a propah lady an' no mistake Gypsy Poppins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're a propah lady an' no mistake Gypsy Poppins. Apparently they are going to rename the London Eye in honour of Julie Andrews. They're going to call it the London Umdiddlediddlediddleumdiddly eye. I'm here all week. Goodnight, god bless and may your God go with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apparently they are going to rename the London Eye in honour of Julie Andrews. They're going to call it the London Umdiddlediddlediddleumdiddly eye. I'm here all week. Goodnight, god bless and may your God go with you How did you lose that finger Dave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apparently they are going to rename the London Eye in honour of Julie Andrews. They're going to call it the London Umdiddlediddlediddleumdiddly eye. I'm here all week. Goodnight, god bless and may your God go with you Stop that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 7, 2017 Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apparently they are going to rename the London Eye in honour of Julie Andrews. They're going to call it the London Umdiddlediddlediddleumdiddly eye. I'm here all week. Goodnight, god bless and may your God go with you Somehow eye doubt this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 24, 2020 Report Share Posted April 24, 2020 One can't help but notice the plethora bike riding tossers infesting the highways and byways at the moment. These cunts have suddenly lots of time on their hands combined good weather so they go to the shed and out comes the bike not ridden for years. Now I'm not opposed to the sedentary morons bettering themselves in a wholesome way but most of these fly by night twats haven't a fucking clue and you can bet said bikes will go back into the shed when this shite is over. Mountain biking is my hobby and I'm lucky enough to indulge it 2 or 3 times a week as a way of getting back and forth to work (no home working crap for the pecker). This saves me about a fiver a day in fuel to boot. However I saw one cunt today that defied belief- wearing a rainbow jersey that marks you out as a world champion in a cycling discipline Why in the name of fuck would you buy a replica world champs jersey? It's akin to filling your house with fake Olympic medals, the ashes urn, the FA and Webb Elis cups and a bronze swimming certificate even though you can't swim What a weapons grade fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 26, 2020 Report Share Posted April 26, 2020 On 03/04/2017 at 19:26, camberwell gypsy said: Nearly (and should of) slammed into the back of one of these cunts on the way home today. There he was, huge earphones, back to front baseball cap cycling along a main road when all of a sudden riding on two wheels wasn't good enough for this fucking moron. He decides to just cycle on his rear wheel along a busy main road with cars, buses and lorries thundering along. His coup de gras was actually going through a red light. I wonder how skillful he'd be, doing it at 40 mph when someone rear ends the cunt. And don't get me started on the cunts who cycle no handed either. Punker's got that one beat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 On 24/04/2020 at 22:18, Stubby Pecker said: One can't help but notice the plethora bike riding tossers infesting the highways and byways at the moment. These cunts have suddenly lots of time on their hands combined good weather so they go to the shed and out comes the bike not ridden for years. Now I'm not opposed to the sedentary morons bettering themselves in a wholesome way but most of these fly by night twats haven't a fucking clue and you can bet said bikes will go back into the shed when this shite is over. Mountain biking is my hobby and I'm lucky enough to indulge it 2 or 3 times a week as a way of getting back and forth to work (no home working crap for the pecker). This saves me about a fiver a day in fuel to boot. However I saw one cunt today that defied belief- wearing a rainbow jersey that marks you out as a world champion in a cycling discipline Why in the name of fuck would you buy a replica world champs jersey? It's akin to filling your house with fake Olympic medals, the ashes urn, the FA and Webb Elis cups and a bronze swimming certificate even though you can't swim What a weapons grade fuckwit. Was he gay? Cycles, no sorry..., I meant rainbows are usually associated with the limp of wrist chutney ferrets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Was he gay? Cycles, no sorry..., I meant rainbows are usually associated with the limp of wrist chutney ferrets. Quite possibly a proper bender. However, before the gays started to appropriate everyday things and make them poofy, the UCI awarded this honour so that a world champion can wear all year long, whether that be road, track, mountain bike, cyclocross etc. Here's and example of the Manx Missile in one My issue is that one has to become world champ to have the honour of wearing it not just buy it off the shelf like a massive cunt. It's like buying your own World Cup Winners medal and claiming your scored the winning goal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 On 24/04/2020 at 22:18, Stubby Pecker said: One can't help but notice the plethora bike riding tossers infesting the highways and byways at the moment. These cunts have suddenly lots of time on their hands combined good weather so they go to the shed and out comes the bike not ridden for years. Now I'm not opposed to the sedentary morons bettering themselves in a wholesome way but most of these fly by night twats haven't a fucking clue and you can bet said bikes will go back into the shed when this shite is over. Mountain biking is my hobby and I'm lucky enough to indulge it 2 or 3 times a week as a way of getting back and forth to work (no home working crap for the pecker). This saves me about a fiver a day in fuel to boot. However I saw one cunt today that defied belief- wearing a rainbow jersey that marks you out as a world champion in a cycling discipline Why in the name of fuck would you buy a replica world champs jersey? It's akin to filling your house with fake Olympic medals, the ashes urn, the FA and Webb Elis cups and a bronze swimming certificate even though you can't swim What a weapons grade fuckwit. I've stood next to one if these cunts in the butchers after their bike ride. He was wearing the full lycra regalia including the cycling club Jersey He fucking stank. If I'd have my bolt cutters on me I'd have nicked the cunts bike. But it being a Saturday, my brother was on bike nicking duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 16 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Quite possibly a proper bender. However, before the gays started to appropriate everyday things and make them poofy, the UCI awarded this honour so that a world champion can wear all year long, whether that be road, track, mountain bike, cyclocross etc. Here's and example of the Manx Missile in one My issue is that one has to become world champ to have the honour of wearing it not just buy it off the shelf like a massive cunt. It's like buying your own World Cup Winners medal and claiming your scored the winning goal. Was he one of those cunts who ride Bromptons that have been fitted with dropped handlebars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Was he one of those cunts who ride Bromptons that have been fitted with dropped handlebars? No, he had all the gear, full carbon no expense spared. I've no issue with this just the fact he thought it a good idea to buy a jersey only a world champion is allowed. Cycling is the new golf. Thanks to the unprecedented success of British cycling, middle aged blokes with too much time and money suddenly discovered they could spunk a couple of grand (and the rest) on a bike and kit and pretend to be sir brad, honest I didn't cheat you've just got to believe me, wiggins. I certainly beats walking around dragging a bag of clubs dressed like a total cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 Lycra outside of the professional competitive sphere is faggotry. Mow them down unless they're female, in which case, loiter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 6 hours ago, Bernard Fuck said: Lycra outside of the professional competitive sphere is faggotry. Mow them down unless they're female, in which case, loiter. You would look very silly if you wore it whilst riding your Dahon Ciao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 On 04/04/2017 at 19:41, camberwell gypsy said: That's true. Was in the sticks last week and saw 8 of these fucking idiots, all in a single file, wearing yellow hi viz jackets and all wearing a yellow crash hat. Going through the forest. I mean how much damage can you do to your head falling off of one of these things? Plus they all were smiling like fucking imbeciles. I'm sure there's a photo of this sort of shite online. But I can't download it on my phone Its just been announced that they have stopped making them. Hopefully next thing they will stop l=making are those single wheel things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 On 04/04/2017 at 19:41, camberwell gypsy said: That's true. Was in the sticks last week and saw 8 of these fucking idiots, all in a single file, wearing yellow hi viz jackets and all wearing a yellow crash hat. Going through the forest. I mean how much damage can you do to your head falling off of one of these things? Plus they all were smiling like fucking imbeciles. I'm sure there's a photo of this sort of shite online. But I can't download it on my phone Alas, the fact that they were riding one these fad pieces of waste engineering means the damage to their cranium is hereditary and therefore they are completely wasting their money wearing a helmet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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