Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 21, 2017 Report Posted April 21, 2017 These cunts are a peculiar breed of bods to say the least. I mean, what is their point and what makes them choose a fucking spider of all things? Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted April 21, 2017 Report Posted April 21, 2017 I tried to keep flies as pets when I was a kid but the buggers kept flying off. Quote
Earl of Punkape Posted April 21, 2017 Report Posted April 21, 2017 58 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I tried to keep flies as pets when I was a kid but the buggers kept flying off. I went to a pet shop and said I wanted to buy a Wasp. The chap said "We don't sell Wasps". I said "Well you've got one in the window". 1 Quote
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 21, 2017 Report Posted April 21, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: These cunts are a peculiar breed of bods to say the least. I mean, what is their point and what makes them choose a fucking spider of all things? It's very thoughtful of you to include a picture with your nom. just incase some of the thick cunts on here didn't know what a spider looked like. You thick cunt. Quote
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 21, 2017 Report Posted April 21, 2017 They're cuddly and harmless. Quote
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 21, 2017 Report Posted April 21, 2017 Actually I think one of the Admin team keep one of these. Well I think they do but it appears to gave very hairy legs from the picture I saw, and it was a very strange place to keep a spider. Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted April 21, 2017 Report Posted April 21, 2017 24 minutes ago, Punkape said: I went to a pet shop and said I wanted to buy a Wasp. The chap said "We don't sell Wasps". I said "Well you've got one in the window". Are you here all week? Quote
Earl of Punkape Posted April 21, 2017 Report Posted April 21, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Are you here all week? I'm expensive. Quote
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 21, 2017 Report Posted April 21, 2017 40 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: It's very thoughtful of you to include a picture with your nom. just incase some of the thick cunts on here didn't know what a spider looked like. You thick cunt. It's a picture of you. You creep. Quote
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 21, 2017 Report Posted April 21, 2017 (edited) 27 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: It's a picture of you. You creep. Enough already. What have I done to warrant such a venomous reposte? Edited April 21, 2017 by Drew P Pissflaps U fucking spaz Quote
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 22, 2017 Report Posted April 22, 2017 8 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: They're cuddly and harmless. Tarantulas are. I'd like to test the theory on Punky using Black Widows, Brown Recluse, and Funnel Web cunting spiders. Quote
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 22, 2017 Report Posted April 22, 2017 15 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: These cunts are a peculiar breed of bods to say the least. I mean, what is their point and what makes them choose a fucking spider of all things? Lovely with a bit of HP sauce Panzerknacker Quote
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 22, 2017 Report Posted April 22, 2017 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Tarantulas are. I'd like to test the theory on Punky using Black Widows, Brown Recluse, and Funnel Web cunting spiders. Yes it's always the little ones that are most cuntish and nearly always the female of the species. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 22, 2017 Report Posted April 22, 2017 16 hours ago, Punkape said: I'm expensive. Don't you mean expulsive? you know, when you're gagging on something that's too big for your mouth? Quote
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 22, 2017 Report Posted April 22, 2017 19 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Enough already. What have I done to warrant such a venomous reposte? Nothing. Do I need a reason? I've nothing against you. Quote
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 22, 2017 Report Posted April 22, 2017 7 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Lovely with a bit of HP sauce Panzerknacker Everyone gets a leg. Not exactly a drumstick though. Pissy knickers, other than HP sauce what else would you complement the meal with. I am thinking candy floss or spaghetti, you know, to resemble a Web. Drew P Labia Majora Quote
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 22, 2017 Report Posted April 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Everyone gets a leg. Not exactly a drumstick though. Pissy knickers, other than HP sauce what else would you complement the meal with. I am thinking candy floss or spaghetti, you know, to resemble a Web. Drew P Labia Majora They are at their best when spatch-cocked alive and chucked over the fence into a neighbours garden. I have a theory that spiders are all deaf. I mean, you can pull off their legs, ask them to run, and they don't. Quote
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 22, 2017 Report Posted April 22, 2017 56 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: They are at their best when spatch-cocked alive and chucked over the fence into a neighbours garden. I have a theory that spiders are all deaf. I mean, you can pull off their legs, ask them to run, and they don't. "Spatch cocked" sounds like something only you and golfing Christians from Cheshire would be familiar with Quote
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 22, 2017 Report Posted April 22, 2017 7 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: "Spatch cocked" sounds like something only you and golfing Christians from Cheshire would be familiar with Here you go again... same old same old. YOU may be Up the Punkers, but I am not. I can assure you. Sorry to disappoint.. Quote
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