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Guest 'eavensabove
Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Oh, it's that word, I didn't know kiddy fiddlers were a protected minority, like poofs and darkies.

Well, I got a warning for using it... Anyway, they should make exceptions for Northerners, after all, they've done exceptionally well and made a good effort to find a signal for a reception, let alone anything else.    

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1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said:

Well, I got a warning for using it... Anyway, they should make exceptions for Northerners, after all, they've done exceptionally well and made a good effort to find a signal for a reception, let alone anything else.    

Finding a signal has nothing to do with effort! We closed all their coal mines and don't allow them to burrow underground anymore!

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2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Finding a signal has nothing to do with effort! We closed all their coal mines and don't allow them to burrow underground anymore!

So where does he reside then? Not above ground level, surely. 

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Guest nobgobbler
10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Mrs Roops...he said the word Black.   Ban him immediately.   That's rascist according to you you fucking hysterical cunt

Please don't report me for wearing black underwear beneath my little black dress. 

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Just now, nobgobbler said:

Please don't report me for wearing black underwear beneath my little black dress. 

Pictures or it didn't happen. 

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11 minutes ago, Snatch said:

Pictures or it didn't happen. 

I'll do you a selfie. You might have to wait a bit while I spoon it all in though.

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10 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

Well, I got a warning for using it... Anyway, they should make exceptions for Northerners, after all, they've done exceptionally well and made a good effort to find a signal for a reception, let alone anything else.    

Cheeky cunt, I'm on 56kbs landline now...!

1 hour ago, nobgobbler said:

Please don't report me for wearing black underwear beneath my little black dress. 

Now, there's an image....

1 hour ago, nobgobbler said:

I'll do you a selfie. You might have to wait a bit while I spoon it all in though.

..that you've just fucking ruined...

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1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said:

 

Cheeky cunt, I'm on 56kbs landline now...!

Now, there's an image....

..that you've just fucking ruined...

56 breaking strain! 2lb max is sufficient for landing Bleak. 

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Guest nobgobbler
35 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

 

 

Now, there's an image....

..that you've just fucking ruined...

You should be thanking me. I wouldn't want to be responsible for any of you cunts going blind.

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Guest 'eavensabove
1 minute ago, nobgobbler said:

You should be thanking me. I wouldn't want to be responsible for any of you cunts going blind.

Try us.

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Guest DingTheRioja
7 hours ago, nobgobbler said:

You should be thanking me. I wouldn't want to be responsible for any of you cunts going blind.

If I could read that I'd answer you... in the meantime see below..

7 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

Try us.

 

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10 hours ago, nobgobbler said:

I'll do you a selfie. You might have to wait a bit while I spoon it all in though.

I'll wait. It might be worth it.

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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

Now that's a physique borne from barefoot running, obviously. Your knickers must come in handy, rather like a drag-racer parachute, to slow yourself down.

I just noticed her feet are filthy.

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Guest DingTheRioja
56 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

She must've run through someone's vegetable allotment, on her shortcut to Burger King.

Well she has to have a starter... the cheese sarnies in shed #4 and egg mayo from #7

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On 06/05/2017 at 0:26 AM, 'eavensabove said:

Yep. Rules is rules be they justified or not I'm sorry to say. Did you not get a verbal warning, or written confirmation of your pending plight? You could always appeal or call for a shop stewards inquiry.

Yes they had too many rules in Nazi Germany as well.

"shop steward"..... do you think iam some sort of militant scoucer on the docks.   I'm calling for my attourney 

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45 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Why don't you use spell check you stupid cunt

Because I'm dizlexic you harsh hurtful bully.  Now if you used a colour in your personal attack on me then you would be banned for weeks.  Don't dare call me a stupid tanned cunt.  Old is fine, as is bald, fat, or any other combination of descriptive word that could pigeon hole me into a catagory of person.  But apparently a stupid "blonde" cunt is about as far as you can go on CUNTS CORNER ...... otherwise Mrs Mays hench woman will have you filtered.

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