Roadkill Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ha! You must be Caucasian, otherwise you would have said, "I is what I is". I'd say he's a caramel child at most. Probably just a vanilla face crippled with white man's guilt to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 13 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Do you think that Rick's black or something? What do you think the "B" stands for? Actually, on second thoughts, don't answer that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 14 hours ago, ratcum said: I saw a fat woman today who had originally had small feet. However, in an attempt to support this tubster, they had splayed out sideways to the extent that they were now as wide as they were long. Basically the cunt had square feet. Like chunks of spam at the end of her 'legs'. Naturally this gave me the horn so I attacked her with a radish My Great Uncle Vic used to carry out his daily ablutions standing at the kitchen sink with coal tar soap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 1 hour ago, The Beast said: My Great Uncle Vic used to carry out his daily ablutions standing at the kitchen sink with coal tar soap. Punker's, still does, though of course with Simple Soap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 And so Tiger wasn't pissed at all, he was out of his head on drugs which makes things OK, unless of course you happen to be a Zookeeper at Hamerton, in which case you are never quite out of the woods.... http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/05/29/hamerton-zoo-park-zookeeper-killed-by-tiger-in-enclosure-in-uk.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What do you think the "B" stands for? Actually, on second thoughts, don't answer that. Bender? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: Bender? Bollock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 24 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Bollock? Brah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Bender? 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: Bollock? 3 hours ago, Snatch said: Brah? I was expecting worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I was expecting worse. Buggering, blasphemous, bum bandit bender.......Ohhhh I daren't say it, darker than grey and they name holes after it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 31 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I was expecting worse. Butt-Pirate Bampot Bitchtit Bumblefuck? Or, simply the 'Best' (phew, I may have got away with it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 On 29/05/2017 at 5:09 PM, Ollyboro said: Who'd have thought? A golfist cunt who enjoys a bit of drink driving. Tiger was actually out of it on medication. I feel for him as the only black person to ever have played a sport successfully only to lose his wife and kids for no reason. To lose his form and fitness over the age of 40 for no reason, and to lose his mind at the wheel of a vehicle despite having taken many pills to try and prevent such symptoms. He was at the forefront of black sports and no one had ever done anything like him before. He must bear a tremendous burden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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