Guest Ollyboro Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 (edited) Who'd have thought? A golfist cunt who enjoys a bit of drink driving. Edited May 29, 2017 by Ollyboro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 Tigger? Out of Winnie the Pooh? What a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 He always has been and forever shall be an irrelevant cunt. Just like all golf benders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 17 minutes ago, Manky said: Tigger? Out of Winnie the Pooh? What a cunt. He's Bouncy, Trouncy, Flouncy, Pouncy, full of fucking beer. But the most wonderful thing about Tigger is, he's a fucking queer. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He's Bouncy, Trouncy, Flouncy, Pouncy, full of fucking beer. But the most wonderful thing about Tigger is, he's a fucking queer. "Tigger" is that punkape's new id? Or is it the PC Dambuster's name for the black labrador belonging to Guy Gibson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Marty Feldman Noakes said: "Tigger" is that punkape's new id? Or is it the PC Dambuster's name for the black labrador belonging to Guy Gibson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Sorry the ebony coloured dog? The dog from the coal face? What is safe to use these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, Marty Feldman Noakes said: Sorry the ebony coloured dog? The dog from the coal face? What is safe to use these days? Safe? Fuck knows, get one of these to flash and you'll be safe enough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 54 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Who'd have thought? A golfist cunt who enjoys a bit of drink driving. I wonder if he's also a devout Catholic and enjoys things being shoved up his arse? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 33 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He's Bouncy, Trouncy, Flouncy, Pouncy, full of fucking beer. But the most wonderful thing about Tigger is, he's a fucking queer. A. A. Milne certainly had a way with words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 Drink Driver! Is that a Putter or a Wedge? The cunt should go back to drinking Tee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Marty Feldman Noakes said: Sorry the ebony coloured dog? The dog from the coal face? What is safe to use these days? Baa baa rainbow dog, have you any...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Ape said: I wonder if he's also a devout Catholic and enjoys things being shoved up his arse? Yeah, I made a multi-layered comment in the original nom involving, Catholicism, racism and the self-hatred Spunkers must be full of to want to be a member of a golf club that would not only (and perfectly logically) hate him on personality grounds, but also hate him on religious grounds- Whilst Spunkers behaves like that towards other religions. I also hinted that I too was a racist - as a way of appearing less pompous. Rick took the whole thing at face value and censored it. Do you think that Rick's black or something? Edited May 29, 2017 by Ollyboro Cuntishness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 Lock the cunt up,anyone who drives drunk is a fucking selfish cunt,especially cunts that could afford to have 5 cars and drivers on standby 24/7 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 10 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Yeah, I made a multi-layered comment in the original nom involving, Catholicism, racism and the self-hatred Spunkers must be full of to want to be a member of a golf club that would not only (and perfectly logically) hate him on personality grounds, but also hate him on religious grounds- Whilst Spunkers behaves like that towards other religions. I also hinted that I too was a racist - as a way of appearing less pompous. Rick took the whole thing at face value and censored it. Do you think that Rick's black or something? I think a lot of his friends are, and if they weren't, he'd find some who were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Neil said: Lock the cunt up,anyone who drives drunk is a fucking selfish cunt,especially cunts that could afford to have 5 cars and drivers on standby 24/7 . 5 cars and drivers in a lay-by is more Spunker's style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 I saw a fat woman today who had originally had small feet. However, in an attempt to support this tubster, they had splayed out sideways to the extent that they were now as wide as they were long. Basically the cunt had square feet. Like chunks of spam at the end of her 'legs'. Naturally this gave me the horn so I attacked her with a radish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Who'd have thought? A golfist cunt who enjoys a bit of drink driving. Can I assume you don't mean hitting a ball down a piece of grass with a stick and what you really mean is being behind the wheel of a vehicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 8 minutes ago, ratcum said: I saw a fat woman today who had originally had small feet. However, in an attempt to support this tubster, they had splayed out sideways to the extent that they were now as wide as they were long. Basically the cunt had square feet. Like chunks of spam at the end of her 'legs'. Naturally this gave me the horn so I attacked her with a radish A bit like a lunar lander, but not quite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 Just now, Ape said: A bit like a lunar lander, but not quite. If this women had been on top of a Saturn V rocket, it simply would have stayed on the launch pad, merrily burning fuel and NASA personnel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: A bit like a lunar lander, but not quite. if you meant lunar larder you are fuckin clever and must be one of my multis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 14 minutes ago, ratcum said: I saw a fat woman today who had originally had small feet. However, in an attempt to support this tubster, they had splayed out sideways to the extent that they were now as wide as they were long. Basically the cunt had square feet. Like chunks of spam at the end of her 'legs'. Naturally this gave me the horn so I attacked her with a radish Have you got any pictures of your wife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Baa baa rainbow dog, have you any...... ... OF COURSE I HAVE, you stupid little fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 4 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Yeah, I made a multi-layered comment in the original nom involving, Catholicism, racism and the self-hatred Spunkers must be full of to want to be a member of a golf club that would not only (and perfectly logically) hate him on personality grounds, but also hate him on religious grounds- Whilst Spunkers behaves like that towards other religions. I also hinted that I too was a racist - as a way of appearing less pompous. Rick took the whole thing at face value and censored it. Do you think that Rick's black or something? This one was done here on the forum a while ago. Maybe I am maybe I'm not, it's not relevant and none of your business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 9 minutes ago, Rick_B said: This one was done here on the forum a while ago. Maybe I am maybe I'm not, it's not relevant and none of your business. Ha! You must be Caucasian, otherwise you would have said, "I is what I is". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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