Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 58 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Couldn't you land the rc helicopter in his big french mouth? With a French Poodle hybrid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 There was someone who turned his dead cat into an rc helicopter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 59 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Yet another P45 forthcoming then, scruffo? It's looking that way but I would never have imagined it would have lasted over four years, it has none of the atmosphere there now than what it had in 2013. It's like batting on a 4th innings pitch which has deteriorated or bowling on a flat deck as they say, no hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: It's like batting on a 4th innings pitch which has deteriorated Or being fourth man up in an anal gang bang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 45 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: It's looking that way but I would never have imagined it would have lasted over four years, it has none of the atmosphere there now than what it had in 2013. It's like batting on a 4th innings pitch which has deteriorated or bowling on a flat deck as they say, no hope. Chin up, mate. There will be other jobs! Have you considered being an escort for lonely older ladies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 33 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Chin up, mate. There will be other jobs! Have you considered being an escort for lonely older ladies? There's been other jobs. Hundreds of the fuckers, but apples is specialised. Have you not seen his CV? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: Or being fourth man up in an anal gang bang. Or fucking Wonder Woman, if the Invisible Man is already there giving her one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 Well, Punker's can blow himself sideways and you can call me a Cunt, but less I be mistooken, QUINCE has returned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 3 hours ago, applescruff14 said: I sure do, never been so lacklustre in a job as what I am this one, it started going really downhill about a year ago but I had a good winter there which was morale boasting but there's no way out this time, too much has gone wrong and changed and it's irreversible. It's looking like my 2017 prediction will come true, my job will go and the Ashes will also but if I could decide which one to keep it would be the Ashes. I fuckin suicidal now Gibson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: There's been other jobs. Hundreds of the fuckers, but apples is specialised. Have you not seen his CV? You cunt! I've been trying to avoid that whole mess, thank you for putting me into it! No I haven't seen it...no I don't want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 22 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Chin up, mate. There will be other jobs! Have you considered being an escort for lonely older ladies? It's for sure the best days of my employment there are over, it's just a case now of when it will end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 21 hours ago, ratcum said: I fuckin suicidal now Gibson It's a shame it's all come to this, I hate being in a crisis hit job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 Just now, applescruff14 said: It's a shame it's all come to this, I hate being in a crisis hit job. No job is worth giving your life for. Less you be a Jihadist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: It's a shame it's all come to this, I hate being in a crisis hit job. I miss your tradesmen days Gibbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: I miss your tradesmen days Gibbo It was nice picking and choosing what I could do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 Just now, applescruff14 said: It was nice picking and choosing what I could do. On Kibbutz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: No job is worth giving your life for. Less you be a Jihadist. I shouldn't let it get on top of me but it's just crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 11 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: it's just a case now of when it will end. We're all thinking the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 22 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: There's been other jobs. Hundreds of the fuckers, but apples is specialised. Have you not seen his CV? The job is an absolute travesty of what it was in the summer of 2013. So many people have come and gone and there's just no atmosphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 26 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: The job is an absolute travesty of what it was in the summer of 2013. So many people have come and gone and there's just no atmosphere. Are you in the International Space Station? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 37 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: The job is an absolute travesty of what it was in the summer of 2013. So many people have come and gone and there's just no atmosphere. Have you considered coming back down to Earth for a breath of fresh air? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 14 hours ago, applescruff14 said: The job is an absolute travesty of what it was in the summer of 2013. So many people have come and gone and there's just no atmosphere. You've been there for the past 4 years where others have come and gone and you say there's no atmosphere. I wonder why that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 14 hours ago, applescruff14 said: The job is an absolute travesty of what it was in the summer of 2013. So many people have come and gone and there's just no atmosphere. What about the woman in you your life .. is she still there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Gibby old bean, you're a ray of sun on a cloudy day, as always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 17 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Are you in the International Space Station? Might as well be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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