Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 (edited) I trust that you will all be out there today twisting the arms of your electorate and getting yourselves ready for tonight's final push. Edited June 7, 2017 by 'eavensabove adjustments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 Fuck 'em. Be glad when its over. Only one chance for the future and if it goes wrong we are fucked. Some famous wag once said, It doesn't matter who you vote for, the government always gets in. We deserve better than all the shit on offer. Useless cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 When Weller wrote and sang "The public wants what the public gets" it took me a short while to twig ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 Funnily enough, nobodies been round here. Harriet Harman don't need to do shit to keep her seat and everyone else probably can't be asked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Funnily enough, nobodies been round here. Harriet Harman don't need to do shit to keep her seat and everyone else probably can't be asked. Are you canvassing? I don't s'pose many on here will vote at all. They can hardly mark an "X" or grasp a pencil, let alone grasping Politics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Are you canvassing? No. It's the way I walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. It's the way I walk You ditched the tent then? Good for you. It'd seen better days as I recall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: You ditched the tent then? Good for you. It'd seen better days as I recall. The flaps were wearing a bit thin and it wouldn't take the shaft straight.* *Carry on Camping- Sid James and Bernard Breslaw in camping shop- deleted scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 I have received campaign propaganda from the 3 main shit heads. It is a nailed on tory seat. The liberal prospective candidate is Uncle fucking Albert. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Admin said: I have received campaign propaganda from the 3 main shit heads. It is a nailed on tory seat. The liberal prospective candidate is Uncle fucking Albert. The fact that he's out buying fruit whilst everyone else is campaigning is all you need to know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: The fact that he's out buying fruit whilst everyone else is campaigning is all you need to know... Are You, running for (or from) Your local domain, RK? Edited June 7, 2017 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Are You, running for your local domain, RK? Nope. I want to be living at no.10 or nothing. No nukes in North Tyneside, so I'll only be able to fulfil my manifesto if I'm in complete power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 Anything other than a vote for the Monster Raving Loony party is a fucking pile of shit. Nectar points on taxes, and a promise that yellow lines will be painted to show where you can park. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, nocti said: Anything other than a vote for the Monster Raving Loony party is a fucking pile of shit. Nectar points on taxes, and a promise that yellow lines will be painted to show where you can park. Where do I sign? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 12 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Nope. I want to be living at no.10 or nothing. No nukes in North Tyneside, so I'll only be able to fulfil my manifesto if I'm in complete power. Take No.10 by force! It's a piece of piss, as ISIS is probably already banking on it. Simply Waltz in disguised as a Postman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Take No.10 it by force! It's a piece of piss, as ISIS is probably already banking on it. Simply Waltz in disguised as a Postman. But then I'll be blown up by ISIS. One Geordie postman with a broken Brown Ale bottle is a force to be reckoned with indeed, but still no match against jihadis with AK's. Even with Larry the Cat backing me up we'd probably only get a dozen before one of the bastards takes us out and Larry is a Southerner, so he might side with the enemy if he finds my Northern charm obnoxious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I trust that you will all be out there today twisting the arms of your electorate and getting yourselves ready for tonight's final push. I thought there was a G in campaigning. The same as the G in Gormless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 Fends and I have a plan. He clawhammers the more noteworthy cunts to death and then brings me the bodies for disposal. I have prepared a 30'x12'x8' mass grave into which the pulverized tree chippered remains shall be deposited, burned and the dirt put back over. Were hoping punkers might turn up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I thought there was a G in campaigning. The same as the G in Gormless ... There's also a "Cunt" in Withers, so what's your point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fends and I have a plan. He clawhammers the more noteworthy cunts to death and then brings me the bodies for disposal. I have prepared a 30'x12'x8' mass grave into which the pulverized tree chippered remains shall be deposited, burned and the dirt put back over. Were hoping punkers might turn up. ... Punkers, relishes in dirt being over his back, and so count him in for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: ... Punkers, relishes in dirt being over his back, and so count him in for sure. With his exceptionally thick skull, the tree chipper has titanium diamond tipped rotor blades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: With his exceptionally thick skull, the tree chipper has titanium diamond tipped rotor blades. You'll need more than that, to hack-through the layers of encrusted vintage shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 51 minutes ago, nocti said: Anything other than a vote for the Monster Raving Loony party is a fucking pile of shit. Nectar points on taxes, and a promise that yellow lines will be painted to show where you can park. Scrappage and cash back scheme for blank C90 cassettes .. way to go [as they say in muuurrica] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 17 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Scrappage and cash back scheme for blank C90 cassettes .. way to go [as they say in muuurrica] Their manifesto is a piss-funny read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 From what I have observed, the Monster Raving Loony Party have been wearing seven different coloured rosettes. All a bag of fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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