Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 Put your meat and two veg up your .... http://edition.cnn.com/2017/06/08/europe/madrid-manspreading-transit-trnd/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 Spunkers will be a bit pissed, how will he get his head between Leroys' knees if that happens here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 34 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Put your meat and two veg up your .... http://edition.cnn.com/2017/06/08/europe/madrid-manspreading-transit-trnd/index.html I hope you will always sit on public transport with your legs apart, you daft old cunt. It would attract the flies, and allow other passengers to eat their shite burgers in peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 We have crushable items there, also testicles are on the outside as they are meant to stay cooler than body temperature. Cooping it all up in undercrackers and tight trousers so it is all pressed back against the warmer body is not only uncomfortable, but sometimes impossible, especially if you have an endowment like mine. Not a problem that French men suffer from, smallest cocks in Europe on average. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 9 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: We have crushable items there, also testicles are on the outside as they are meant to stay cooler than body temperature. Cooping it all up in undercrackers and tight trousers so ot is all pressed back against the warmer body is not only uncomfortable, but sometimes impossible, especially if you have an endowment like mine. Yes, somebody on here mentioned you are a big prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 25 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes, somebody on here mentioned you are a big prick. I would rather be a big English prick than a French cunt any day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Mingeeta said: Spunkers will be a bit pissed, how will he get his head between Leroys' knees if that happens here. Punkers always has to keep his legs tightly closed otherwise the coke bottle he uses as a butt plug would fall out unleashing a torrent of rancid spunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 Wither's on his daily commute. Manspreaded on The Metro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 My GF always manspreads: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 35 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Mr gobbler was decorating the hallway and stairs last night. I looked up and noticed a bollock falling out from his shorts. He said "what do you expect, they're my Chernob'l pants." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 Its about time somebody picked up on this annoying habit. If the inconsiderate cunts want to sit like that they should have to pay for 3 seats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 Just now, nobgobbler said: Its about time somebody picked up on this annoying habit. If the inconsiderate cunts want to sit like that they should have to pay for 3 seats. We only do it in order to give you women a hint on how best to sit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 And check all bints have their undercrackers on. We don't need snail trails all over the seats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 Oh just fuck right off! Men have to endure a merciless assault of adverts for girly hygiene, special bras and knickers that allow air to flow and absorb embarrassing moisture so precious princess doesn't grow mingle cheese, but the lads can't cool their own bits? PILE OF SHIT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 22 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Put your meat and two veg up your .... http://edition.cnn.com/2017/06/08/europe/madrid-manspreading-transit-trnd/index.html If a gentleman finds himself having to travel on Public Transport it's perfectly reasonable for him to have to recline in the one seat his ticket affords him. However, as Public Transport is a wholly under-utilised over rated mode, that is only used by immigrants, olds and school children I feel that there will always be plenty space on the 75 person capacity bus, heavily subsidised at a cost of £200,000 per bus per year....,with only 4 people on it, travelling down its own £80 million bus lane. I say if I want to man spread, have a shit....then openly wank into your shopping bag. I've fucking paid for the privilege. of course I would never do such a thing as I would be driving to work in my £85,000 sports car down the bus lane. With a Polish guys number plates cloned of his car so he gets all the fines of course. Cunts trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 19 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Wither's on his daily commute. Manspreaded on The Metro. That's a great big roasted cock he's got between his legs .. does Spunker's know about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 3 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: That's a great big roasted cock he's got between his legs .. does Spunker's know about it? Who in Gods name, do you think is sat down opposite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Who in Gods name, do you think is sat down opposite? Can't be Spunker's he could never hold the camera steady enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 1 minute ago, The Lady Penelope said: Can't be Spunker's he could never hold the camera steady enough. Well, it's fairly certain that the lap-top is his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 23 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: If a gentleman finds himself having to travel on Public Transport it's perfectly reasonable for him to have to recline in the one seat his ticket affords him. However, as Public Transport is a wholly under-utilised over rated mode, that is only used by immigrants, olds and school children I feel that there will always be plenty space on the 75 person capacity bus, heavily subsidised at a cost of £200,000 per bus per year....,with only 4 people on it, travelling down its own £80 million bus lane. I say if I want to man spread, have a shit....then openly wank into your shopping bag. I've fucking paid for the privilege. of course I would never do such a thing as I would be driving to work in my £85,000 sports car down the bus lane. With a Polish guys number plates cloned of his car so he gets all the fines of course. Cunts trick. One can only hope you're run over by a bus in the near future, ideally one driven by a non white who's here illegally, on drugs and wanted in several countries for a string of awful crimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 29 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: One can only hope you're run over by a bus in the near future, ideally one driven by a non white who's here illegally, on drugs and wanted in several countries for a string of awful crimes. What about a pro-indie scots muslim on a suicide mission crying "This is for Wallace!"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 On 11/06/2017 at 7:30 AM, Stubby Pecker said: One can only hope you're run over by a bus in the near future, ideally one driven by a non white who's here illegally, on drugs and wanted in several countries for a string of awful crimes. All very possible and highly likely.... the standard of immigrant is very poor in Gloucestershire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 19 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: All very possible and highly likely.... the standard of immigrant is very poor in Gloucestershire. Tell me about it. First it was border jumpers from Wiltshire followed by an unstoppable wave of cunts from lundon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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