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This is the bloke who put a bun in the younger Williams' brother's oven. 

Remember that bit in Star Wars? When the Millennium Falcon was trying to escape from the Death Star, but ended up getting pulled in. I can only assume that Serena's Jupiteresque buttocks pulled this poor cunt's cock out of its orbit and forced it to fire his space jizz right up her never ending black hole. What a cunt. 

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Guest Ollyboro
17 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Er right and why is he a cunt? He is brave perhaps, even epically heroic, but not really a cunt.

He runs a social media website (I think he's Proper). Will that do you?

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3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Another one shat free from the cooler but when will we get our champions; the six fingered council tea boy from Norwich and the mouth shitering cockfingers?

Quince, probably soon, but Decs may have been given an extended sentence for sneaking back in as a car salesman and possibly a tambourine banging Corbynista.

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Guest Ollyboro
6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The gold standard of cuntfuckery.

Alfie appears to be swithering on this nom, Eric ^^. It's make or break for him. I hope he doesn't choose the dark side.

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33 minutes ago, Ollyboro said:

Alfie appears to be swithering on this nom, Eric ^^. It's make or break for him. I hope he doesn't choose the dark side.

I'm sure he'll be fine. He's a clever man and realises that an American named after Joan Collins must be a many layered cunt of pan galactic significance. I have faith in him.

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4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm sure he'll be fine. He's a clever man and realises that an American named after Joan Collins must be a many layered cunt of pan galactic significance. I have faith in him.

Fair enough, Eric. If you're happy to vouch for his anti- new world/ anti-80's American soap credentials.... that's good enough for me.  But when we take the jump into hyperspace...... Noakes had better not be found wanting. Especially with all the undercover space filth about.

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2 minutes ago, Ollyboro said:

Fair enough, Eric. If you're happy to vouch for his anti- new world/ anti-80's American soap credentials.... that's good enough for me.  But when we take the jump into hyperspace...... Noakes had better not be found wanting. Especially with all the undercover space filth about.

He's the only electrician round here Olly. We're going to need someone to look after the dilithium drives. And I'm not worried about the space pigs, it's the readers digest that scares me, I bought a copy of the complete works of Jules Verne in 1986 and the cunts are still keeping tabs on me.

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Guest Ollyboro
9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He's the only electrician round here Olly. We're going to need someone to look after the dilithium drives. And I'm not worried about the space pigs, it's the readers digest that scares me, I bought a copy of the complete works of Jules Verne in 1986 and the cunts are still keeping tabs on me.

It's the Socialist Workers Party who are after me. I bought a copy of The Revolutionary Road To Socialism from them. I agreed to pay it back at the rate of 50p a meeting - no deposit. I never went back. If they send the fucking space bailiffs in; who's the fucking anarchist here? 

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2 hours ago, Ollyboro said:

This is the bloke who put a bun in the younger Williams' brother's oven. 

Remember that bit in Star Wars? When the Millennium Falcon was trying to escape from the Death Star, but ended up getting pulled in. I can only assume that Serena's Jupiteresque buttocks pulled this poor cunt's cock out of its orbit and forced it to fire his space jizz right up her never ending black hole. What a cunt. 

This Alex O'Hanian cunt. Is he Irish? I've heard that paddy's are somewhat partial to poking around in peat-bogs (forgive the rhyming slang)   

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Guest 'eavensabove
7 minutes ago, Ollyboro said:

It's the Socialist Workers Party who are after me. I bought a copy of The Revolutionary Road To Socialism from them. I agreed to pay it back at the rate of 50p a meeting - no deposit. I never went back. If they send the fucking space bailiffs in; who's the fucking anarchist here? 

Oi!  It's not 50p. It's now £14 and we expect your prompt payment. Or else. 

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5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

@Gurt , any punter out on licence from a long suspension who then immediately upon release uploads both a new provocative avatar and racially offensive post clearly isn't entering into the spirit of reconciliation. Back you go from whence you came.

Ha ha ha, what a stupid cunt! This place is better off without thickos who can't restrain themselves for 5 seconds, Franks nice guy routine will slip soon and reveal the slimy, vindictive cunt underneath -Punkapes waiting for them all in cell block P, fisting butter at the ready!

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Guest Alfie Noakes
8 hours ago, Ollyboro said:

And he's American.

Then he is automatically a cunt. 

Now, as far as these released asylum seekers from the cooler goes, gurt you are a tool, decs is missed, frank, as always, can go drown in his boat (the Chantilly Lace I think its called), Cockfingers was ok and punkape should be gven a life sentence.

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2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Then he is automatically a cunt. 

Now, as far as these released asylum seekers from the cooler goes, gurt you are a tool, decs is missed, frank, as always, can go drown in his boat (the Chantilly Lace I think its called), Cockfingers was ok and punkape should be gven a life sentence.

Agreed, almost. Franks boat should be on fire as it sinks. 

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1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Agreed, almost. Franks boat should be on fire as it sinks. 

Frank, only ever set sail upon "The Ship of Fools" as the Bosun's personal whore together with his crew of Multi-Cunts: Fwankape & PoofB to name a few. Leopards never change their spots, and Fwankers never change their shit.  He's the same old cunt now as he's always been and a vile one at that. He wont pull the wool over my eyes, that's for sure. The cunt.

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3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Then he is automatically a cunt. 

Now, as far as these released asylum seekers from the cooler goes, gurt you are a tool, decs is missed, frank, as always, can go drown in his boat (the Chantilly Lace I think its called), Cockfingers was ok and punkape should be gven a life sentence.

Punkers was a laugh at times, and like I've said before "sure he sucks cocks, but he took it all on the chin" whereas Frank hasn't any levels of decency. He's a cunt through & through. It's in his DNA, and throughout his history on here he has broken more rules than there are rules to be broken and yet STILL "they/them" let him back.  So much for "their" so-called accurate & justifiable evidence, eh? 

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Guest Bill Stickers
9 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

@Gurt , any punter out on licence from a long suspension who then immediately upon release uploads both a new provocative avatar and racially offensive post clearly isn't entering into the spirit of reconciliation. Back you go from whence you came.

Oh Gurt...

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57 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Punkers was a laugh at times, and like I've said before "sure he sucks cocks, but he took it all on the chin" whereas Frank hasn't any levels of decency. He's a cunt through & through. It's in his DNA, and throughout his history on here he has broken more rules than there are rules to be broken and yet STILL "they/them" let him back.  So much for "their" so-called accurate & justifiable evidence, eh? 

Not keen on old franky then? Don't worry he'll soon be back in his cell, smearing his shit on the walls

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