camberwell gypsy Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 Just watched The Hangover for the first time on ITV2, and as the end credits start, all the photos taken of the debauchery that went on in Vegas are shown. "Watch the photos during the end credits, they're a fucking scream" said my friend earlier today. So the end credits start to roll and what happens? A load of sweets hit the screen blocking the photos and then the screen shrinks into the corner while the rest is taken up by an advert for some shit called Love Island. The music is drowned out by the loud cunt wanking on about the cunts appearing on this piece of chavvy shit. This isn't the only time it happened. It now happens literally after every film and programme. It's fucking annoying. So fucking annoying it makes my shit hang sideways. And that is fucking annoying 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just watched The Hangover for the first time on ITV2, and as the end credits start, all the photos taken of the debauchery that went on in Vegas are shown. "Watch the photos during the end credits, they're a fucking scream" said my friend earlier today. So the end credits start to roll and what happens? A load of sweets hit the screen blocking the photos and then the screen shrinks into the corner while the rest is taken up by an advert for some shit called Love Island. The music is drowned out by the loud cunt wanking on about the cunts appearing on this piece of chavvy shit. This isn't the only time it happened. It now happens literally after every film and programme. It's fucking annoying. So fucking annoying it makes my shit hang sideways. And that is fucking annoying They also spend more time showing recaps of the previous section, so you get 20 minutes actual content in a one hour show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just watched The Hangover for the first time on ITV2, and as the end credits start, all the photos taken of the debauchery that went on in Vegas are shown. "Watch the photos during the end credits, they're a fucking scream" said my friend earlier today. So the end credits start to roll and what happens? A load of sweets hit the screen blocking the photos and then the screen shrinks into the corner while the rest is taken up by an advert for some shit called Love Island. The music is drowned out by the loud cunt wanking on about the cunts appearing on this piece of chavvy shit. This isn't the only time it happened. It now happens literally after every film and programme. It's fucking annoying. So fucking annoying it makes my shit hang sideways. And that is fucking annoying Anyone who watches love island should be disembowelled with a rusty, dogshit covered lawnmower blade. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 Excellent work, Gyppo. This fuckwittery chaps my arse! You could see a face who you'd like to give a name, and the moment the film ends, ads begin, or some pile of shit about an upcoming episode of an "Original Series" starts! Fuck off!!! Cunts for the chipper, I say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Excellent work, Gyppo. This fuckwittery chaps my arse! You could see a face who you'd like to give a name, and the moment the film ends, ads begin, or some pile of shit about an upcoming episode of an "Original Series" starts! Fuck off!!! Cunts for the chipper, I say! I rarely bother with the credits for this reason exactly, besides, I'm an impatient cunt and tend to pause the film and look on IMDB to see who the actor I recognised actually is, and what else I've seen them in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I rarely bother with the credits for this reason exactly, besides, I'm an impatient cunt and tend to pause the film and look on IMDB to see who the actor I recognised actually is, and what else I've seen them in. Only problem with that is sometimes the actor in question goes uncredited, or isn't who you thought and you miss them entirely. Another unmistakable act of cuntishness is when the end credits travel past at Millenium Falcon like speed and you get buggered if you aren't a master of speed reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 I never watch the end credits after watching a film, its a bit like reading the menu after you've eaten your meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 14 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I never watch the end credits after watching a film, its a bit like reading the menu after you've eaten your meal. Sometimes, you want your servers name for stalking purposes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 Fuck Television, Fuck films. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Sometimes, you want your servers name for stalking purposes. ...so you can give them your tip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 Sometimes when I'm feeling a little low, I cheer myself up by thinking about others who's lot in life is far worse than mine. People who watch the closing credits of films are certainly amongst them. Thanks for cheering me up you poor, tragic souls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 More and more films these days seem to have "Easter Eggs" during and/or after the credits, for some reason that escapes me. Those Marvel cunts are particularly bad for this. Should you be unfortunate enough to be dragged to an actual cinema you can't even get out at the end of the film, because all the fucking saddos sit there waiting through 10 minutes of credits to see if Deadpool has a wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I rarely bother with the credits for this reason exactly, besides, I'm an impatient cunt and tend to pause the film and look on IMDB to see who the actor I recognised actually is, and what else I've seen them in. IMDB's an absolute cunt. Having found out the name of the actress (and it's invariably an actress with me, of varying degrees of hotness) I then spend the next few minutes doing an image search for said actress naked, and then hit Mr Skin for a compilation of their best video moments, By that time I've no idea what the fuck is going on in the film I was supposedly watching, and Mrs Baws gets suspicious because my laptop is perched at a rather jaunty angle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: More and more films these days seem to have "Easter Eggs" during and/or after the credits, for some reason that escapes me. Those Marvel cunts are particularly bad for this. Should you be unfortunate enough to be dragged to an actual cinema you can't even get out at the end of the film, because all the fucking saddos sit there waiting through 10 minutes of credits to see if Deadpool has a wank. If I were Deadpool, I would chop off my hand and wait until the regeneration had reached the 'Jeremy Beadle' phase, then have a wank, and photograph it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 16 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Fuck Television, Fuck films. Neil has an extensive collection of Fuck Films. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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