Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Stuck in the queue waiting to buy a ticket to Exeter the stupid **** at the front wants to got to Reading. Is told that she needs to change at Newton Abbot "What train would it be that I need to catch?" .. "the train to Paddington", "but I don't want to go to Paddington, I want to go to Reading!", "the train stops at Reading", "but you said it stops at Paddington, I want a train that goes to Reading!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 14 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Stuck in the queue waiting to buy a ticket to Exeter the stupid **** at the front wants to got to Reading. Is told that she needs to change at Newton Abbot "What train would it be that I need to catch?" .. "the train to Paddington", "but I don't want to go to Paddington, I want to go to Reading!", "the train stops at Reading", "but you said it stops at Paddington, I want a train that goes to Reading!". Fuck off you boring bellend. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Stuck in the queue waiting to buy a ticket to Exeter the stupid **** at the front wants to got to Reading. Is told that she needs to change at Newton Abbot "What train would it be that I need to catch?" .. "the train to Paddington", "but I don't want to go to Paddington, I want to go to Reading!", "the train stops at Reading", "but you said it stops at Paddington, I want a train that goes to Reading!". Just push the cunt on the tracks, Pen. You're old so you can just say it was a senior moment and you thought she was a Jerry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Fuck off you boring bellend. lol. Kill yourself Pissy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 13 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: That'd be "it's for washin' yer backside, right?" Fuck. So embarrassing. Yeah . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Stuck in the queue waiting to buy a ticket to Exeter the stupid **** at the front wants to got to Reading. Is told that she needs to change at Newton Abbot "What train would it be that I need to catch?" .. "the train to Paddington", "but I don't want to go to Paddington, I want to go to Reading!", "the train stops at Reading", "but you said it stops at Paddington, I want a train that goes to Reading!". An interesting tale, to be sure. Could you get off when it's doing 90mph? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: An interesting tale, to be sure. Could you get off when it's doing 90mph? This old steamer terminates here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 On 9/8/2017 at 10:58 AM, Mrs Roops said: Ever since Saab went down hill due to GM's meddling I moved over to Audi. Last year I had a Merc E class - lovely car with the smoothest 9 speed auto I've experienced, also I was seduced by the 3 pointed badge but it's an old man's car and it wasn't really me. After some badgering with my firms CFO I very recently took delivery of a S5 Sportback Quattro and I love it! Have you fucked anyone in the back of it yet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: Have you fucked anyone in the back of it yet? Investigative journalism at its finest. Always asking the tough questions, right Wolfie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Investigative journalism at its finest. Always asking the tough questions, right Wolfie? I was going to edit that for being unnecessarily rude, but it's too late as you've responded. I wish I didn't fancy her. Roops, for want of a better phrase, makes my bits want to relive their youth. This is the best way, under the influence of beer, I can put it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I was going to edit that for being unnecessarily rude, but it's too late as you've responded. I wish I didn't fancy her. Roops, for want of a better phrase, makes my bits want to relive their youth. This is the best way, under the influence of beer, I can put it. Fuck me wolfie, a few more pints and you might be eyeing up rick for a spooning! Luckily for you both, he's rarely home what with those hard rocking wild gigs and sorting coke of a £1000 an hour whores nipples at the after party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 10 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I was going to edit that for being unnecessarily rude, but it's too late as you've responded. I wish I didn't fancy her. Roops, for want of a better phrase, makes my bits want to relive their youth. This is the best way, under the influence of beer, I can put it. The way she can castrate certain cunts round here just with words does, on occasion, give the 'orn, as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: The way she can castrate certain cunts round here just with words does, on occasion, give the 'orn, as well! If I may correlate Winston Churchill: 'I may be drunk and ugly, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and regretful.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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