Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 Apparently the Gagist has hitched a ride on the Fibromyalgia bullshit bandwagon. Now, whilst I don't acknowledge the existence of such nonsense, a small part of me harbours a glimmer of hope that her symptoms will (sooner rather than later) overwhelm her and bring about the inevitable mental meltdown she's clearly incubating. It doesn't bode well however to anticipate her premature demise, as it's been suggested by some that the saintly Florence Nightingale may have been a sufferer and she valiantly held it at bay until she died aged 90. Others speculate she most likely died of Syphilis. https://www.theguardian.com/music/2017/sep/18/lady-gaga-postpones-european-tour-chronic-pain-condition Thanks for reading and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Apparently the Gagist has hitched a ride on the Fibromyalgia bullshit bandwagon. Now, whilst I don't acknowledge the existence of such nonsense, a small part of me harbours a glimmer of hope that her symptoms will (sooner rather than later) overwhelm her and bring about the inevitable mental meltdown she's clearly incubating. It doesn't bode well however to anticipate her premature demise, as it's been suggested by some that the saintly Florence Nightingale may have been a sufferer and she valiantly held it at bay until she died aged 90. Others speculate she most likely died of Syphilis. https://www.theguardian.com/music/2017/sep/18/lady-gaga-postpones-european-tour-chronic-pain-condition Thanks for reading and fuck off. Hi, and fuck off. She's a slag, and needs freezing solid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Hi, and fuck off. She's a slag, and needs freezing solid. Agreed. But I'd still give her a good fucking trapping, especially if she wrapped herself in smokey bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Hi, and fuck off. She's a slag, and needs freezing solid. Your charm glows eternal. Welcome back Quince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 6 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Agreed. But I'd still give her a good fucking trapping, especially if she wrapped herself in smokey bacon. Did she have bacon all over her snatch ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: Did she have bacon all over her snatch ? Speculation Punkers, I've never done her....Or is that a cryptic dig at another cunt? By the way, when you visit your local barbers, do you ask for a "Kim Jong Un?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 1 minute ago, BuggerLugs said: Speculation Punkers, I've never done her....Or is that a cryptic dig at another cunt? By the way, when you visit your local barbers, do you ask for a "Kim Jong Un?" No. He asks for cream of Sum Yung Guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. He asks for cream of Sum Yung Guy. Good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 10 hours ago, BuggerLugs said: Apparently the Gagist has hitched a ride on the Fibromyalgia bullshit bandwagon. Now, whilst I don't acknowledge the existence of such nonsense, a small part of me harbours a glimmer of hope that her symptoms will (sooner rather than later) overwhelm her and bring about the inevitable mental meltdown she's clearly incubating. It doesn't bode well however to anticipate her premature demise, as it's been suggested by some that the saintly Florence Nightingale may have been a sufferer and she valiantly held it at bay until she died aged 90. Others speculate she most likely died of Syphilis. https://www.theguardian.com/music/2017/sep/18/lady-gaga-postpones-european-tour-chronic-pain-condition Thanks for reading and fuck off. I would split her from arse-hole to breakfast time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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