Stubby Pecker Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 18 minutes ago, Ape said: We need to stick together Subbs - were (sic) both near Glaws.. I'll be their tomorrow morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'll be their tomorrow morning So will eye, as it happens. Once I’ve dropped my daughter in Dursley (of all fucking places) me and Mrs Ape will be in Glaws. Perhaps wheel bump into each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 17 minutes ago, Ape said: So will eye, as it happens. Once I’ve dropped my daughter in Dursley (of all fucking places) me and Mrs Ape will be in Glaws. Perhaps wheel bump into each other. Ha ha! Dirty dursley. I think it was voted the biggest dump in the shire but there must have been a lets-not-visit the forest rule. Have you ever been to cinderford, sorry cinerfud as the local trogs call it? If can find the energy I'll be swimming, washing down breakfast with chlorine flavoured child's piss. Then I might take the kids to see the beautiful city centre, rats and dog turds and the diverse former eastern block inhabitants who now make up 50% of the population Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: We need to stick together Subbs - were (sic) both near Glaws.. Ape, as a friend, I feel it only right to point out that at this moment, you appear to be absolutely fucking hammered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 7 hours ago, Decimus said: What the fuck is all this about people? It's a universally held truth that McDonald's fries are the superior chip of take away choice. BK doesn't come close, mainly due to the schoolboy error of not adding double the daily allowance of salt before serving. Geography and subjectivity play their parts in the top podium placements of fast food fries, but it is a truth universally acknowledged that the worst chips ever can consistently be found at KFC. Fucking awful. PS has anyone done a Spud-U-Like joke for Bill yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Geography and subjectivity play their parts in the top podium placements of fast food fries, but it is a truth universally acknowledged that the worst chips ever can consistently be found at KFC. Fucking awful. PS has anyone done a Spud-U-Like joke for Bill yet? No, but should I ever go back on my promise to self and have a kid, I shall name it Spudulika.. coz it's exotique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ape, as a friend, I feel it only right to point out that at this moment, you appear to be absolutely fucking hammered. Sadly no - just intentionally being a fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 13 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: His internet is down. Let's hope it never comes back up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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