Earl of Punkape Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 Wassailing is a very ancient Pagan custom that done in parts of Devon, Dorset and the West county by predominantly alcoholic peasants and assorted agricultural riff-raff. The word 'wassail' comes from the Anglo-Saxon phrase 'waes hael', which means 'good health'. Originally, the wassail was a drink made of mulled ale, curdled cream, roasted apples, eggs, cloves, ginger, nutmeg and sugar.A type of disgusting medieval egg-nog.Only cunts and faggots would drink such a concoction today. Modern Wassailers tend to drink extremely strong cider in fancy dress and then try to dance around apple trees shouting “Wassail” before shitting themselves in adjoining undergrowth. Wassailing was traditionally done on harvest festivals, New Year's Eve and Twelfth Night and only helps to devalue and undermine Christmas as a Christian festival. Fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Wassailing is a very ancient Pagan custom that done in parts of Devon, Dorset and the West county by predominantly alcoholic peasants and assorted agricultural riff-raff. The word 'wassail' comes from the Anglo-Saxon phrase 'waes hael', which means 'good health'. Originally, the wassail was a drink made of mulled ale, curdled cream, roasted apples, eggs, cloves, ginger, nutmeg and sugar.A type of disgusting medieval egg-nog.Only cunts and faggots would drink such a concoction today. Modern Wassailers tend to drink extremely strong cider in fancy dress and then try to dance around apple trees shouting “Wassail” before shitting themselves in adjoining undergrowth. Wassailing was traditionally done on harvest festivals, New Year's Eve and Twelfth Night and only helps to devalue and undermine Christmas as a Christian festival. Fuck off. You been on the white lightening again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Wassailing is a very ancient Pagan custom that done in parts of Devon, Dorset and the West county by predominantly alcoholic peasants and assorted agricultural riff-raff. The word 'wassail' comes from the Anglo-Saxon phrase 'waes hael', which means 'good health'. Originally, the wassail was a drink made of mulled ale, curdled cream, roasted apples, eggs, cloves, ginger, nutmeg and sugar.A type of disgusting medieval egg-nog.Only cunts and faggots would drink such a concoction today. Modern Wassailers tend to drink extremely strong cider in fancy dress and then try to dance around apple trees shouting “Wassail” before shitting themselves in adjoining undergrowth. Wassailing was traditionally done on harvest festivals, New Year's Eve and Twelfth Night and only helps to devalue and undermine Christmas as a Christian festival. Fuck off. Christmas is about the birth of Christ according to some religions. Jesus was King of the Jews. A Jew. Not Catholic or any other religion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Wassailing is a very ancient Pagan custom that done in parts of Devon, Dorset and the West county by predominantly alcoholic peasants and assorted agricultural riff-raff. The word 'wassail' comes from the Anglo-Saxon phrase 'waes hael', which means 'good health'. Originally, the wassail was a drink made of mulled ale, curdled cream, roasted apples, eggs, cloves, ginger, nutmeg and sugar.A type of disgusting medieval egg-nog.Only cunts and faggots would drink such a concoction today. Modern Wassailers tend to drink extremely strong cider in fancy dress and then try to dance around apple trees shouting “Wassail” before shitting themselves in adjoining undergrowth. Wassailing was traditionally done on harvest festivals, New Year's Eve and Twelfth Night and only helps to devalue and undermine Christmas as a Christian festival. Fuck off. Pile of shit Kill yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: Christmas is about the birth of Christ according to some religions. Jesus was King of the Jews. A Jew. Not Catholic or any other religion. Iesus Nazarenus Rex Iudaeorum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Pile of shit Kill yourself Off Topic. Reported. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: Iesus Nazarenus Rex Iudaeorum Punky, if you surrender to the police for animal buggery, you can get a cell and a cell mate to bum you multiple times a day and nobody will notice or try to stop it. You'd be in paradise! Think about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 13 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: You been on the white lightening again? Off topic. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: Wassailing is a very ancient Pagan custom that done in parts of Devon, Dorset and the West county by predominantly alcoholic peasants and assorted agricultural riff-raff. The word 'wassail' comes from the Anglo-Saxon phrase 'waes hael', which means 'good health'. Originally, the wassail was a drink made of mulled ale, curdled cream, roasted apples, eggs, cloves, ginger, nutmeg and sugar.A type of disgusting medieval egg-nog.Only cunts and faggots would drink such a concoction today. Modern Wassailers tend to drink extremely strong cider in fancy dress and then try to dance around apple trees shouting “Wassail” before shitting themselves in adjoining undergrowth. Wassailing was traditionally done on harvest festivals, New Year's Eve and Twelfth Night and only helps to devalue and undermine Christmas as a Christian festival. Fuck off. you've been to the young farmers Christmas function again haven't you Pinkape. No joy in trying to get a young handsome yokel to "walk" you out to the Range rover then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Off Topic. Reported. Incorrect, oh master of bummers. I am saying the topic itself is a pile of shit. A short and succinct synopsis of your shit. Fuck off LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Punky, if you surrender to the police for animal buggery, you can get a cell and a cell mate to bum you multiple times a day and nobody will notice or try to stop it. You'd be in paradise! Think about it! Off topic and derailing the thread. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Off topic and derailing the thread. Reported. Go Wassail yourself, then. Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Go Wassail yourself, then. Idiot On topic at last.... Wasn’t difficult was it ? Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: On topic at last.... Wasn’t difficult was it ? Cretin. I very much enjoy winding you up so report every fucking thing. Eventually, the mods and admin won't pay attention to even legitimate reports originating from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 18 minutes ago, Punkape said: Wassailing is a very ancient Pagan custom that done in parts of Devon, Dorset and the West county by predominantly alcoholic peasants and assorted agricultural riff-raff. The word 'wassail' comes from the Anglo-Saxon phrase 'waes hael', which means 'good health'. Originally, the wassail was a drink made of mulled ale, curdled cream, roasted apples, eggs, cloves, ginger, nutmeg and sugar.A type of disgusting medieval egg-nog.Only cunts and faggots would drink such a concoction today. Modern Wassailers tend to drink extremely strong cider in fancy dress and then try to dance around apple trees shouting “Wassail” before shitting themselves in adjoining undergrowth. Wassailing was traditionally done on harvest festivals, New Year's Eve and Twelfth Night and only helps to devalue and undermine Christmas as a Christian festival. Fuck off. I’ve often wondered if anyone was capable of producing a nomination worse than the utter fucking drivel that “Lady P” so effortlessly churns out. It appears you are. Fuck off. lol. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I very much enjoy winding you up so report every fucking thing. Eventually, the mods and admin won't pay attention to even legitimate reports originating from you. Reported again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ape said: I’ve often wondered if anyone was capable of producing a nomination worse than the utter fucking drivel that “Lady P” so effortlessly churns out. It appears you are. Fuck off. lol. Wanker. You could Wassail at on of your silly helicopter meetings and cut yourself to ribbons on a rotor blade ! lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: You could Wassail at on of your silly helicopter meetings and cut yourself to ribbons on a rotor blade ! lol. Would you like a sprig of mistletoe and an apple to protect you from demons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Man fishing for men..... Your cats out of the bag.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 26 minutes ago, Punkape said: Iesus Nazarenus Rex Iudaeorum Fuckez offus twatodium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Fuckez offus twatodium. fututus et mori in igni. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Fuckez offus twatodium. Snitchus stercus bovis idioticus. lol fuck officus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Fuckez offus twatodium. You don't know your imperative from your pluperfect Nacho. You're dead to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Snitchus stercus bovis idioticus. lol fuck officus see me after prep boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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