Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Give the cunts a dose of thrush, that'll get them moving. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-43174215 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Give the cunts a dose of thrush, that'll get them moving. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-43174215 Fucking diabolical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 I tried to make my pet snail go faster by removing its shell, but if anything, it made it more sluggish. MikeFuckingD, gone but not forgotten. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 What did the slug say to the snail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: What did the slug say to the snail? Big Issue. This is an old (and terrible) joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I tried to make my pet snail go faster by removing its shell, but if anything, it made it more sluggish. MikeFuckingD, gone but not forgotten. Ba dum, tss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I tried to make my pet snail go faster by removing its shell, but if anything, it made it more sluggish. MikeFuckingD, gone but not forgotten. A slug is a snail with a housing problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Anyone ever watched japanese bug fights on the internets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 31 minutes ago, King Rollo said: Big Issue. This is an old (and terrible) joke. Yeah! But it got a reaction from a dipshit like you. By the way, only one space is necessary between a full stop and the next letter of a new sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 29 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Anyone ever watched japanese bug fights on the internets? I've not, but I'll try and find them tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: I've not, but I'll try and find them tomorrow. Great but you're about 12 years too late so i'm not sure if the videos are still on youtube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Great but you're about 12 years too late so i'm not sure if the videos are still on youtube. As usual, I've missed the bus. That was going to be my Saturday morning quest, just have to watch Saturday Kitchen now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: As usual, I've missed the bus. The short bus? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: The short bus? lol What's a "short bus"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Sounds like a good film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: What's a "short bus"? Look it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 I have, it's an erotic comedy film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 hour ago, EreptileDysfunction said: The short bus? lol No, the Sunshine bus. He's such a spaz he misses the spaz bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: No, the Sunshine bus. He's such a spaz he misses the spaz bus. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Fuck me, it’s a racy old lifestyle down there in Devon. I bet Lady P is right there in the middle of it, snorting the white powder and getting shagged by trainspotters left right and centre. Not my idea of fun but good luck to the old witch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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