Wolfie Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: In the first post I quoted, you ask where it says you have accumulated the knowledge of all these places. In the second post I quoted, you clearly state that the geography google wanker (you) may have lived, worked in or visited these places. you really are exceptionally thick. I want to see a real scrap. This has been building like a pre-fight main event. Eddie: can you recommend a worthy car park? Roops: seeing as you are such a skilled adjudicator and would undoubtedly be brilliant at it, I think you should also attend. Edited June 11, 2018 by Wolfie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I want to see a real scrap. This has been building like a pre-fight main event bout. Eddie: can you recommend a worthy car park? And an imaginary travelodge for Albert to stay in. Bearing in mind that Albert always turns up to these events, yet is unable to provide photographic evidence of doing so, it will need to be a travelodge with wi-fi, which strangely, the last one he bullshitted about staying in is equipped with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: And an imaginary travelodge for Albert to stay in. Bearing in mind that Albert always turns up to these events, yet is unable to provide photographic evidence of doing so, it will need to be a travelodge with wi-fi, which strangely, the last one he bullshitted about staying in is equipped with. Somewhere mid-country would suit. Flidderminster, West Midlands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And an imaginary travelodge for Albert to stay in. Bearing in mind that Albert always turns up to these events, yet is unable to provide photographic evidence of doing so, it will need to be a travelodge with wi-fi, which strangely, the last one he bullshitted about staying in is equipped with. Real quick, eric, how do you know about the Wi-fi? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 Just now, Bubba C said: Real quick, eric, how do you know about the Wi-fi? I googled it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 26 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Somewhere mid-country would suit. Flidderminster, West Midlands? I would like to volunteer my services as on site medic for Dross,s team. I have all the err necessary medicine and am well qualified as my missus used to be a doctors receptionist. I can be in Flidderminster in 30 mins, Pick up the gauntlet Dross you piece of maggoty offal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I would like to volunteer my services as on site medic for Dross,s team. I have all the err necessary medicine and am well qualified as my missus used to be a doctors receptionist. I can be in Flidderminster in 30 mins, Pick up the gauntlet Dross you piece of maggoty offal. I think that the venue should be Norfolk. The arse end of nowhere, you can't travel through it to get anywhere else unless you fancy a dip in the used-condom infested north sea. Once you're there you are committed. I'll referee the event, and the winner can suck my fucking dick. Lol Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 12 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I would like to volunteer my services as on site medic for Dross,s team. I have all the err necessary medicine and am well qualified as my missus used to be a doctors receptionist. I can be in Flidderminster in 30 mins, Pick up the gauntlet Dross you piece of maggoty offal. Bring alcohol wipes and sterile dressing to mop up any (of Albert's) blood. Roops can bring some knickers in case you run out. Obviously, she'll have to stop at Primark en route. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 Just now, Wolfie said: Bring alcohol wipes and sterile dressing to mop up any (of Albert's) blood. Roops can bring some knickers in case you run out. Obviously, she'll have to stop at Primark en route. The truly sad thing about all this is that he will be along shortly to suggest a fight which he won't turn up to, and then spend the next 6 months claiming he did. I won't turn up either, I'll be washing my hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The truly sad thing about all this is that he will be along shortly to suggest a fight which he won't turn up to, and then spend the next 6 months claiming he did. I won't turn up either, I'll be washing my hair. Just find him...track him down like a mangey fucking rodent, and when he opens the door to his mum's bedsit, knock his fucking teeth out with one well placed steel pipe to the face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Just find him...track him down like a mangey fucking rodent, and when he opens the door to his mum's bedsit, knock his fucking teeth out with one well placed steel pipe to the face! Nobody needs to do him any harm Wiz. Evolution has already done its worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nobody needs to do him any harm Wiz. Evolution has already done its worst. Agreed. But since a cockroaches body can survive a nuclear detonation, but not being stepped on...don't you just want to hear that satisfying CRUNCH??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I think that the venue should be Norfolk. The arse end of nowhere, you can't travel through it to get anywhere else unless you fancy a dip in the used-condom infested north sea. Once you're there you are committed. I'll referee the event, and the winner can suck my fucking dick. Lol Fuck off. How about Berny Arms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The truly sad thing about all this is that he will be along shortly to suggest a fight which he won't turn up to, and then spend the next 6 months claiming he did. I won't turn up either, I'll be washing my hair. Do you have any fucking hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: How about Berny Arms? It's a request stop on the Wherry line. If you're serious I can arrange nibbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 Just now, Decimus said: It's a request stop on the Wherry line. If you're serious I can arrange nibbles. Fuck that, the pub closed down 3 years ago. Such an event requires much alcohol before the inevitable hair pulling commences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's a request stop on the Wherry line. If you're serious I can arrange nibbles. Eric wants to nibble on me as he doesn’t have any teeth, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Eric wants to nibble on me as he doesn’t have any teeth, Surely that would be suck, then? Either way, you pair of benders need a room. Wi-fi or no Wi-fi. Shove your travelodge up your arses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Wi-fi or no Wi-fi. Shove your travelodge up your arses. Pair of dial-up dickheads the pair of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 I’ll wrap my shovel around his fucking neck, but he’s so fucking fat it’ll be difficult to find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 This is turning into the best meltdown since Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter got dragged into the back of Madame Tussaud's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: This is turning into the best meltdown since Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter got dragged into the back of Madame Tussaud's. We’re you there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 11 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Surely that would be suck, then? Either way, you pair of benders need a room. Wi-fi or no Wi-fi. Shove your travelodge up your arses. The scene is set. The marshes surrounding Breydon water will be the epic scene of a titanic battle of half-wits. The noxious fen gases will spread exponentially, a nightmarish pink willo the wisp forever guarding the bloodied arsehole of the vanquished participant. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Pair of dial-up dickheads the pair of them. You're not supposed to use the same word twice in a sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: You're not supposed to use the same word twice in a sentence. Who makes up the rules of what makes up a sentence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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